Team Sergeant
08-26-2004, 20:48
A Priest was seated next to a Green Beret on an overseas flight.
After the plane was airborne, orders were taken for drinks. The Green Beret asked for a double scotch on the rocks, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Green Beret immediately handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
(Thanks SOGVET)
After the plane was airborne, orders were taken for drinks. The Green Beret asked for a double scotch on the rocks, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Green Beret immediately handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
(Thanks SOGVET)