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The Reaper
08-25-2004, 08:44
Anyone here got a favorite toast?
Here are a few favorites of mine.
TR
"Here's to us,
And those like us.
Damn few and they're probably dead.
Cheers!"
"May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand."
"May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
NousDefionsDoc
08-25-2004, 09:15
May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.
Here's tae us -
Wha's like us -
Damn few -
And they're a' deid -
Mairs the pity!
This Thread Has the Potential to get Rather Western. I'll hold off until it does.
Roguish Lawyer
08-25-2004, 12:42
Nasdarovya.
May our commanders have the eye of a Hawke and the heart of a Wolfe.
To the memory of Wellington and all like him.
Chelsea Hospital and its supporters.
To the memory of George Washington.
May the enemy’s flag be surmounted by the American standard.
May the arms borne by a soldier never be used in a bad cause.
May American soldiers fight to protect, and conquer to save.
May the gifts of fortune never cause us to steer out of our latitude.
May the brow of the brave never want a wreath of laurel to adorn it.
May the army of America never feel dismayed at its enemies.
May the brave soldier who never turned his back to the enemy never have a friend turn his back to him.
May bronze and medals not be the only reward of the brave.
May no rotten members infect the whole corps.
May the laurels of America never be blighted.
May all weapons of war be used for warlike purposes only.
May the soldier never fall a sacrifice but to glory.
To the memory of all brave soldiers who fall in defense of their country.
The memory of a great general and splendid genius, though ambitious and tyrannical.
—Napoleon Bonaparte
May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends below never fall out.
To wives and sweethearts - may they never meet.
To absent friends.
To ourselves (as no one else is liable to care about our welfare).
ha...
one of the best toasts I have ever raised my glass to:
"eat $#!t and die"
ya had to be there
mojaveman
01-02-2010, 17:01
ha...
one of the best toasts I have ever raised my glass to:
"eat $#!t and die"
ya had to be there
How about "eat s#!t and live". :D
PedOncoDoc
01-02-2010, 17:28
In my college days, we would frequently start off the night with:
Here's to being single, seeing double and sleeping triple.
mojaveman
01-02-2010, 17:32
In my college days, we would frequently start off the night with:
Here's to being single, seeing double and sleeping triple.
That one leads to kinky interpretation. :D
PedOncoDoc
01-02-2010, 17:49
That one leads to kinky interpretation. :D
That was the point. :D
HowardCohodas
01-02-2010, 18:37
Here's to the wisdom of the age,
The desires of youth,
And an extension of your warranty.
HowardCohodas
01-02-2010, 18:44
MEN, start your livers!
This one's a bit of a play on words:
"Here's to honor!
to getting honor!
and to not getting off her,
until you get off on her!"
Would you believe an ex-marine shared that one with me?
Scimitar
01-02-2010, 22:41
I dated a mad Columbian for a while. If I recall correctly she would always say
"A lo que los muertos no tienen...Salud! (Not sure if I quite said that right?)
Loosely translated it ment. "To what the dead people don't have - Health!"
She really was completely nuts... ;)
Scimitar
"I thought of the orphans and widows he had made, of the tears that had been shed for his glory, and of the only woman who ever loved him, pushed from his heart by the cold hand of ambition. And I said I would rather have been a French peasant and worn wooden shoes. I would rather have lived in a hut with a vine growing over the door, and the grapes growing purple in the kisses of the autumn Summer sun. I would rather have been that poor peasant with my loving wife by my side, knitting as the day died out of the sky, with my children upon my knees and their arms about me. I would rather have been that man and gone down to the tongueless silence of the dreamless dust, than to have been that imperial impersonation of force and murder, known as _________. "
A toast...to our enemies' enemies!
Richard
Nasdarovya.
That is one of my favorites.
If you toast in Russian, formally or to a group, Russians would say, "za vashe zdorovie." (To your health)
A great answer if someone toasts you with the above -- is "Dai Bozhe." (God willing/giving)
...und jetzt Deutsch!
"Zum Wohl" works for any wine drinkers out there -- especially in Glühwein season.
Cheers to all of you!
Utah Bob
01-03-2010, 21:08
Gentlemen: To the Regiment!
AngelsSix
01-03-2010, 21:14
Here's to you, here's to me,
If ever we should disagree,
Screw you, here's to me!:p
Here's to you, as good as you are,
and to me, as bad as I am,
Fo as good as you are,
and as bad as I am,
I'm as good are you are,
as bad as I am.
HowardCohodas
01-03-2010, 21:32
Here's to you, as good as you are,
and to me, as bad as I am,
Fo as good as you are,
and as bad as I am,
I'm as good are you are,
as bad as I am.
This would have to be the first drink of the night. No way I could get it out a second time after a drink. :)
This would have to be the first drink of the night. No way I could get it out a second time after a drink. :)
To be honest, you can only say it once, and only after the "third" shot. It dosen't help to be sober.
A funny story, a friend called me the next day, saying, "What was the toast?".
I retold it, he hung up.
A toast I said as the Best Man at my friend's wedding:
"May the best of your past, be the worst of your future!"
A toast I have used over the years to be declared only at the appropriate time...
Gentleman," to vaginal discharge"
Here's to the girl in the little red shoes,
Spends all my money and drinks all my booze,
She doesn't have a cherry, but that's no sin,
She still has the box, the cherry came in!
greenberetTFS
01-04-2010, 08:56
Life's a Bitch..... And then you die!
Big Teddy :munchin
mojaveman
01-04-2010, 11:43
Life's a Bitch..... And then you die!
Big Teddy :munchin
Teddy,
What happened to "lifes a bitch and then you marry one." ?
One of my favorites:
I've toiled long and hard for bread, for honor and for riches,
but on my toes too long you've tread, you well bred sons of bit#h*s.
Weazle23
01-16-2010, 08:29
This one's a bit of a play on words:
"Here's to honor!
to getting honor!
and to not getting off her,
until you get off on her!"
Would you believe an ex-marine shared that one with me?
There's a couple my friends and I like to yell when we've had a few. A version of the one above:
"To honor,
If you can't get in her, get honor.
If you can't cum in her, come honor.
To honor!"
Now what 80's movie is this from?
"To the Army and the Navy, and the battles they've won.
To America's Colors, the colors that never run.
May the wings of Liberty, never lose a feather.
Here's to good 'ol US of A for worse or for better!!"
The Reaper
01-16-2010, 09:37
There's a couple my friends and I like to yell when we've had a few. A version of the one above:
"To honor,
If you can't get in her, get honor.
If you can't cum in her, come honor.
To honor!"
Now what 80's movie is this from?
"To the Army and the Navy, and the battles they've won.
To America's Colors, the colors that never run.
May the wings of Liberty, never lose a feather.
Here's to good 'ol US of A for worse or for better!!"
"Big Trouble in Little China", Kurt Russell.
TR
Danimal18C
01-16-2010, 10:38
I always enjoy a vulgar, yet funny toast, so I'll share with you guys a few of my favorites:
lotta versions of this one, but the one I heard was
"Here's to you, Here's to me!
Friends forever, we shall be.
Should we ever disagree...
f* you... here's to me!"
another adaptation for the Honor toast is simply;
"A toast to on-her (honor),
Here's to getting on-her
Staying on-her
and if you cant cum in her
cum on-her"
"A toast to the Matron of Honor,
and all the times we laid upon her,
We f*ed her standing, we f*ed her lying,
If she had wings, we'd f*ed her flying.
Now she's dead, but not forgotten,
Lets dig up her bones and f* her rotten!"
"Here's to the breezes,
that blow through the trees'es,
That lift girls skirts up to their knees'es
She pleases, she teases, she bends those knee'es
Look at that snatch... down the hatch!"
And on a less vulgar note, a Captain on my team once said (I'm sure he stole it from a movie)
"Never Lie, Cheat, Steal, or drink...
If you must lie... lie with a beautiful woman,
if you must cheat, cheat death,
if you must steal, steal a woman's heart,
if you must drink, may it always be with your friends""
there are many versions of that one.
ZonieDiver
01-16-2010, 18:20
"Big Trouble in Little China", Kurt Russell.
TR
One of my favorite movies...and, as I have said before, one of our greatest actors! I watched "Backdraft" last night. I'll watch "Miracle" tonight. Couple those with "Used Cars" and... well. Kurt's the best
ZonieDiver
01-16-2010, 18:22
My favorite, and the one I always use, is quite simple:
"God Bless America!"
HowardCohodas
01-16-2010, 19:21
L'Chaim........ to Life!
Vivere commune est, sed non commune mereri.
Everybody lives; not everybody deserves to.
Ambush Master
01-30-2010, 20:31
This Thread Has the Potential to get Rather Western. I'll hold off until it does.
OK, it's been 5.5 years.................Time to go WESTERN!!
Here's to the slit that never heals.
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
But all the Soap this side of Hell,
can't wash away that fishy smell!!
:D
Later
Martin
"Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere."
"May you live as long as you want
and never want as long as you live."
"May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."
Ambush Master
01-30-2010, 21:26
OK, it's been 5.5 years.................Time to go WESTERN!!
Here's to the slit that never heals.
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
But all the Soap this side of Hell,
can't wash away that fishy smell!!
:D
Later
Martin
Damn, you just bumped mine into "yesterday"!!:D
One of my favorite movies...and, as I have said before, one of our greatest actors! I watched "Backdraft" last night. I'll watch "Miracle" tonight. Couple those with "Used Cars" and... well. Kurt's the best
Yes he is. Don't forget to watch "The Thing", too!
HowardCohodas
01-31-2010, 01:09
In my college days, we would frequently start off the night with:
Here's to being single, seeing double and sleeping triple.
Hmmm... I think the original isHere’s to being single…
Drinking doubles…
And seeing triple!
Excellent, good job.
In the Q, you'll have to write essays. Keep these close and drop them ever so often to the SGM.
WD
"Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere."
"May you live as long as you want
and never want as long as you live."
"May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."
BoyScout
01-31-2010, 17:43
Here's to the girl in the little red shoes,
Spends all my money and drinks all my booze,
She doesn't have a cherry, but that's no sin,
She still has the box, the cherry came in!
We have a similar one to that in my circle.
Another one that is popular with the last line shouted.
Here's to you
Here's to me
Should we ever disagree
F*@# YOU AND HERE'S TO ME!
Since I am one of the few non veterans, (most have seen combat somewhere)
and we all have lost friends in the GWOT.
To the Fallen
BMT (RIP)
01-31-2010, 18:14
Over the lips and over the gums.
Look out belly here it comes.
BMT
Triman19
02-02-2010, 01:47
"May all your ups and downs come only in the bedroom." my best friend toasting at my wedding. Should have seen my father in law.. :eek:
"Big Trouble in Little China", Kurt RussellIf any movie from the 1980s merits a sequel, it is Big Trouble in Little China.
Get Kim Cattrall to reprise Gracie Law, cast Kate Hudson as Jack Burton's and Gracie Law's daughter, and the audience mix will be bizarre: fanboys and cougars.
If John Carpenter won't do it, get Ang Lee. (Mr. Lee owes everyone for Hulk.)
Warrior-Mentor
02-24-2010, 08:46
"...If a man were to know,
the end of this days business ere it come.
But it suffices that the day will end,
and then the end be known.
And if we meet again,
well then we'll smile.
And if not,
then this party was well made."
- Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
greenberetTFS
02-24-2010, 18:19
Here's to the girl in the little red shoes,
Spends all my money and drinks all my booze,
She doesn't have a cherry, but that's no sin,
She still has the box, the cherry came in!
I missed this the first time around,but after, I LMAO............:cool:;)
Big Teddy :munchin