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Now this is something I would purchase.
http://joshspear.com/item/4th-amendment-wear/ (http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment#802019/Metallic-Ink-Printed-Underwear)
Not me...it's far more fun to just look the TSA agent in the eye, smile, and wink...;)
And so it goes...
richard
Actually, I'm going for the pat down for sure.
At my age every time I have to have a finger wave I tell the doc that since he's up there so far he might as well check my tonsils while he's at it.
Just before 1 of my 2 hernia operations at Womack many years ago the nurse of course had to come in and give me an enema (twice). The 2nd time I told her "that's the last straw, since you have violated me twice, where I'm from we have to get married." She got a big kick out that.
When I last entered DEATH ROW at the Polunsky unit in Livingston, TX I got a serious patdown from a guard. I asked her, "Do I have to pay for this?"
Actually, I'm going for the pat down for sure.
At my age every time I have to have a finger wave I tell the doc that since he's up there so far he might as well check my tonsils while he's at it.
Just before 1 of my 2 hernia operations at Womack many years ago the nurse of course had to come in and give me an enema (twice). The 2nd time I told her "that's the last straw, since you have violated me twice, where I'm from we have to get married." She got a big kick out that.
We had a Grp PA who was married to the Bn Doc., (yes, one male, the other female). When we had a MFF/Combat Diver/SERE level phyical, medical records simply said, "Doc - name". We would pray for the wife with her long slender fingers, rather than her husband who had paws the size of a catchers mitt and Academy ring.
It was kind like dating, but different.
He, the doc, would say, "I understand you've been seeing my wife".
"Yes Sir, but it was only a physical attraction."
Masochist
12-15-2010, 21:36
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DAMN! I did a search for 4th amendment Wear and that didn't come up. I thought I was in the clear. :(
DAMN! I did a search for 4th amendment Wear and that didn't come up. I thought I was in the clear. :(
U 4got 2 search for SPLAT & FB ??? :D
Just before 1 of my 2 hernia operations at Womack many years ago the nurse of course had to come in and give me an enema (twice). The 2nd time I told her "that's the last straw, since you have violated me twice, where I'm from we have to get married." She got a big kick out that.
Since you brought up the hospital nurse stories...
I underwent a colonoscopy prior to surgery. They actually put me totally under for the procedure. When I woke up in recovery...my wife was sitting bedside. The nurse came in and said, "Are you OK?" I managed a very feeble "pull my finger" and lifted my hand. Before she realized what she was doing, and before it registered with my wife for her to scream "dont do it!" she pulled my finger and I let out a sonic boom that could be heard two floors down. My wife was totally mortified. Me and the nurse laughed our ass off.
"Yes Sir, but it was only a physical attraction."
grooooooan!