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Roguish Lawyer
12-10-2010, 19:22
This is a reminder that you are not to post in the above-referenced thread unless you are SF. This means that your title is "Quiet Professional" or you otherwise have been vetted as SF here. Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.
We have split the wolfgang threads, feel free to post on this one as you like. Team Sergeant
I just looked through the thread and it makes me realize how insignificant my service was. I am in awe of the great man known as Wolfgang Hammersmith. :rolleyes:
Can you name me ONE person who isn't?
I mean, besides Chuck Norris, obviously...
Masochist
12-11-2010, 11:33
Former Marine sniper Fred Rogers sure is ...
rubberneck
12-11-2010, 12:37
I still amazed that he thought he could come in here and bluff his way through this crowd. Either he is delusional to the point he really believes his b.s. or he had now clue who he was dealing with. If it's the former he should be institutionalized and if it's the later..... well I don't even know what to say. It was like watching a train wreck in super slow motion.
perdurabo
12-11-2010, 14:50
Edit: People coming to this thread to research Wolfgang Hammersmith should note that this thread is a side discussion. You'll want to also take a look at the main thread at:
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31330
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I still amazed that he thought he could come in here and bluff his way through this crowd. Either he is delusional to the point he really believes his b.s. or he had now clue who he was dealing with. If it's the former he should be institutionalized and if it's the later..... well I don't even know what to say. It was like watching a train wreck in super slow motion.
Probably a mix of poor SA & self-delusion.
I wonder why he won't acknowledge two fallacies:
1. Aside from all this black ops work, he states he was in the USMC. Great, there WILL be a DD-214 for this. Where is it? What unit(s) are listed on it? I haven't looked at my 214 in perhaps a decade but I know generally what's on it.
2. He can talk all about his adventures and how much of a bad ass he is, but can't provide units he operated with, or places & dates, or really any facts.
In contrast, say Bob Baer (probably not popular here) but an acknowledged CIA (SAD, I think) guy can write multiple books (and get them vetted by the CIA), and still prove his credentials. The JAWBREAKER guys, likewise.
I'm also curious as to what path he took to get from a recruited teen "black ops" guy to an LTC in 19 years while serving in the "black ops" world. I've never heard any guys who served in what civilians would call "black ops" refer to it as "black ops". It's a dumb action movie term, and this is a red herring poser tactic in my book. If they speak of their experiences at all, they refer to the unit they were in.
Wolfgang, the people here know a lot more about you than is published publicly on the site. I kind of hope you continue this facade, because I know how effective these men are at "resolving" posers & it's good entertainment for us bystanders.
Ambush Master
12-11-2010, 15:26
I still amazed that he thought he could come in here and bluff his way through this crowd. Either he is delusional to the point he really believes his b.s. or he had now clue who he was dealing with. If it's the former he should be institutionalized and if it's the later..... well I don't even know what to say. It was like watching a train wreck in super slow motion.
Having come from the "ULTRA Secret World of SOG", we were known, and were eventually recognized for what we did, we all knew people!!
Where are his "Brothers" that could "Back-Channel" and clue us in?!?!
This SMELLS REALLY BAD!!
I'll come/go anywhere for one of MY Brothers !! If W-shit is one of us, where are his "brothers"?!?!:munchin
As the Munchkin says "Hide and Watch...Wait and See"!!
Having come from the "ULTRA Secret World of SOG", we were known, and were eventually recognized for what we did, we all knew people!!
Where are his "Brothers" that could "Back-Channel" and clue us in?!?!
This SMELLS REALLY BAD!!
I'll come/go anywhere for one of MY Brothers !! If W-shit is one of us, where are his "brothers"?!?!:munchin
As the Munchkin says "Hide and Watch...Wait and See"!!
Martin Sir,
Great post!!! You are a hero of mine Sir!!!;):o
Posers be damned!!!
Holly
perdurabo
12-11-2010, 16:13
Having come from the "ULTRA Secret World of SOG", we were known, and were eventually recognized for what we did, we all knew people!!
Sir, I'd gladly be out of a lot of beer money just to hear the real stories you have. :munchin
TrapLine
12-11-2010, 19:01
Sir, I'd gladly be out of a lot of beer money just to hear the real stories you have. :munchin
You and me both. After reading MAJ Plaster's books, I can only imagine.
219seminole
12-11-2010, 22:20
I love this sort of stuff...it's one of the reasons I enjoy this site so much. A couple times a week I see a guy decked out as a retired Navy SEAL captain. He doesn't look much like a SEAL, much less an O-6. Anytime these guys can be taken down it's a treat to watch it happen.:munchin
A poser of a different sort....LINK (http://washingtonexaminer.com/news/business/2010/12/ap-exclusive-pilot-duped-ama-fake-md-claim#comme)
Ahhh, Mr Mitty...it's so good to see you back! :p
"The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" is a short story centering on the daydreams of a henpecked Connecticut husband. It was first published in the March 18, 1939, issue of The New Yorker.
Daydream 2
Dr. Mitty: One of the world's most eminent surgeons.
Wellington McMillan: Millionaire patient and friend of President Franklin D. Roosevelt. McMillan requires immediate surgery.
Dr. Renshaw: One of the physicians attending McMillan. (Renshaw is Mitty's real-life physician.)
Dr. Benbow: One of the physicians attending McMillan.
Dr. Remington: Eminent New York specialist called in on the McMillan case.
Dr. Pritchard-Mitford: Eminent London specialist called in on the McMillan case.
Nurse
Intern
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039808/
http://www.cummingsstudyguides.net/Guides6/Mitty.html
So it goes...
Richard :munchin
A poser of a different sort....LINK (http://washingtonexaminer.com/news/business/2010/12/ap-exclusive-pilot-duped-ama-fake-md-claim#comme)
Wasn't that a movie starring DiCaprio? :munchin
Wasn't that a movie starring DiCaprio? :munchin
Or Tony Curtis: The Great Imposter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053879/) ;)
Pat
Masochist
12-12-2010, 17:36
It's okay, he's just exercising his right to Freedom of Speech. He wasn't doing it for personal gain, just the thrill of being employed in two exciting fields. :rolleyes:
Tomcatter
12-12-2010, 18:59
Since I can't post in the other thread, I just want to thank you guys for what's going on here.
I'm a writer with a gaming website right now, and when Mr. Hammershmuck's interview popped up in the morning, I immediately made a call to the original author of the piece. While the author was indeed rather hesitant about what I was telling her (ie; that he was a fraud), she did thankfully humor me.
After posting around on a few websites, mainly some focused on the Marines, I was told by a good friend of mine that this site had picked it up. I did what I could as a civilian, sending the info to Stolen Valor and POW Network, but you guys are getting work done.
Now, I've had multiple dealings with Hammersmith over the phone and by Email, and I swear to all that is holy, this guy was probably the worst poser I've ever come across. He was totally full of shit, and he was too damn inept to realize that this stuff is not that hard to find out.
I've already submitted a bunch of the info I have to the staff here, but god he has been a complete nutjob the entire time. I honestly think he has no idea what the hell he is getting himself into; I truly believe he thinks that he can hide himself simply because this is the internet.
Fucking idiot.
You guys have made my month, knowing that this guy is going to pay for this shit. He came to my industry, trying to sell his shit to a bunch of people that don't know better, people that look up to guys like the QPs.
For added hilarity, I got several Emails from him that provide some fun commentary. Will post if I get the go-ahead.
Thank you PS.com, you guys rock!
Ambush Master
12-12-2010, 19:05
For added hilarity, I got several Emails from him that provide some fun commentary. Will post if I get the go-ahead.
Thank you PS.com, you guys rock!
Please...........Forward those and we'll get them POSTED!!
Take cae.
Martin
Tomcatter
12-12-2010, 19:08
Please...........Forward those and we'll get them POSTED!!
Take cae.
Martin
Team Sergeant has them
Please...........Forward those and we'll get them POSTED!!
Take care.
Martin
This just keeps getting better....jd
Ambush Master
12-12-2010, 19:32
This just keeps getting better....jd
I Earned My Screen-Name!!:D :munchin
...trying to sell his ...to a bunch of people that don't know better, people that look up to guys like the QPs......
Thank you PS.com, you guys rock!
Did someone say they would pay good money for real stories? We could start writing this stuff down, start making a little cash before the holidays, etc.
No, second thought, just my close friends will share those memories with me. Cheers brothers! Here's to you!!!
ZonieDiver
12-12-2010, 21:50
I Earned My Screen-Name!!:D :munchin
Many times over, long before this, Ambush Master!
Papa Zero Three
12-12-2010, 22:58
Since I can't post in the other thread, I just want to thank you guys for what's going on here.
I'm a writer with a gaming website right now
Since you have the inside track on the gaming world, perhaps you can clue some of those people in the gaming world in how to do it better in the future when it comes to using credible sources of information.
Case in point, during the development of the US Army sponsored Video game America's Army, they actually sent people to accompany real SF ODA's on training missions to observe. I had a guy attached to my team for a pretty hard exercise that as a team sergeant I thought was not meant for someone used to sitting in a cubicle making video games. We rucked some major mountains and to his credit, the video game guy carried his own ruck and didn't slow us down or bitch and moan. I haven't played the America's Army video game but I am told it is well done as far as video games go. Granted not every video game company gets that kind of access but you know where there is a resource now to tap into real people, with real experience instead of the posers that seem to be coming out of the wood work these days. Perhaps you have your next story now?
1stindoor
12-13-2010, 07:25
Or Tony Curtis: The Great Imposter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053879/) ;)
Pat
Or Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us.
Or Hussein Obama as POTUS.
I suggest we leave this thread to the non-QPs for their posting - we have the other thread with ol' Wulfie for ours.
Richard :munchin
Tomcatter
12-13-2010, 10:53
Since you have the inside track on the gaming world, perhaps you can clue some of those people in the gaming world in how to do it better in the future when it comes to using credible sources of information.
Case in point, during the development of the US Army sponsored Video game America's Army, they actually sent people to accompany real SF ODA's on training missions to observe. I had a guy attached to my team for a pretty hard exercise that as a team sergeant I thought was not meant for someone used to sitting in a cubicle making video games. We rucked some major mountains and to his credit, the video game guy carried his own ruck and didn't slow us down or bitch and moan. I haven't played the America's Army video game but I am told it is well done as far as video games go. Granted not every video game company gets that kind of access but you know where there is a resource now to tap into real people, with real experience instead of the posers that seem to be coming out of the wood work these days. Perhaps you have your next story now?
I work mainly with industry type news and information. I write and discuss the technology, business, analytics and information pertinent to the evolution of the business, rather than talk about games all day.
When it comes to writing about stuff that pertains to the military world, I owe my involvement in knives and the knowledge I've gained from my my friends, all of whom now serve. I've met several SF and other SOF types, and have been able to learn enough to have an appreciation for the community and what you guys do; not that stupid hollywood shit like what we see with Call of Duty.
Unfortunately, gamers might see and play stuff like Modern Warfare, Black Ops and start to believe that stuff like that is "standard." When shit like that happens, compounded by movies and shit, they start to believe that the military is all secret squirrel and stuff.
The last military oriented discussion I had on our site was about the impact of Medal of Honor. If anyone remembers, there was "controversy" over the fact that gamers were going to be able to play as taliban in multiplayer. This caused a ruckus with major media like Fox News, CNN and MSNBC. Gamers picked it up too, but a lot didn't care.
I talked with someone who was SF (a member here, and a mod at LF.net), a friend of mine who is TACP in KC and a gamer acquaintance who is former 2/75 here in Cincinnati where I'm currently working.
I know these people.
The problem is, most journalists don't know better. To most people, it's a damn "shadow world" or some nonsense.
And to speak broadly of the gaming industry; the best representation of this stuff from a campaign perspective is Medal of Honor, hands down. The game was shit unfortunately, but the weapons, the feel and the story were all incredibly good. Several members in the SOF community contacted me about it afterwards to tell me they enjoyed it. Discussion on forums for shooting communities with verifiable SOF members stated the game was great.
Why? Because the developers gave a damn. They did a whole mess of work with guys in the SEALs community, and worked hand in hand with the Medal of Honor society to get this game done right. The visuals and stuff are great, they just faulted in game design (you can hump badguys in the back all day long, the AI doesnt sense you, its hilarious.)
Thing was...it's an exception to the norm. There are only a couple studios that are good to go (Red Storm Entertainment runs Ghost Recon and used to do Rainbow 6, they work with Eagle Industries, Paraclete, Crye and other companies on coming up with their games, several of their advisors are current and former SF, I'd wager a few of them are on here, they can't talk about it due to gaming NDAs though, hilariously enough. America's Army is run by the Army, it's well done, but to the general gaming community, they've become lax)
The focus for most gamers is on the guns and the multiplayer. Most of them honestly do not care enough about realism, they just want to grab an M4, "noob tube (ie: use an M203)" and try to shoot people with a Barrett without using the scope.
It sucks, but Activision (the company responsible for Call of Duty) has degraded to cater to a generation that wants fun.
Sucks, but that's how it works. The unfortunate side effect is getting people like Wolfgang. Assumptions that gamers don't know better (most don't) and then play off the "secret squirrel."
People just need to pay attention sometimes. A little extra vigilance never hurt anyone.
perdurabo
12-13-2010, 11:12
A couple things:
1) Could a mod link the QP Wolfgang Hammersmith thread somewhere near the beginning of this thread? Both WH threads seem to be doing good in the Google rankings. It's going to confuse people coming in from Google not knowing the info in the other thread.
2.) Everyone who has dealt with or hyped WH has been contacted by various members here. Some are receptive, some aren't.
Try to point out that:
a) It's important as a "journalist" to verify credentials.
b) There are a vast number of poseurs.
c) *Everyone* (to my knowledge) who has served will have a "DD Form 214". If the poseur is unwilling to show you, contact the NPRC (http://www.archives.gov/st-louis/military-personnel/) for verification.
3.) One such exception to receptiveness are the "Mike & Tom Show" people. Requests to remove their WH interview accompanied by a link to the WH QP thread have fallen on deaf ears. Maybe their show focuses on fiction?
http://www.mikeandtomshow.com/ (Previous episodes, 11/13/2010)
4.) Fort Meade does not have commandos! :lifter
The Reaper
12-13-2010, 12:04
Remember those who were late/in denial on the Bill Hillar outing?
Wonder if they still believe he was legit and they were right?
TR
Barbarian
12-13-2010, 12:35
I'm sure that even though Hillar has been exposed and has left the country, there's some schmuck that says he got a raw deal. (sigh) People.
I call them victims.
Or...clients? :D
Richard :munchin
We need to coin a new phrase. Anyone suspected of posing or caught posing should be referred to as "Pulling a Wolfie". :)
Masochist
12-13-2010, 19:00
Would this make him a sheep in "Wolfie's" clothing?
Would this make him a sheep in "Wolfie's" clothing?
Exactly!
Team Sergeant
12-13-2010, 20:50
Remember those who were late/in denial on the Bill Hillar outing?
Wonder if they still believe he was legit and they were right?
TR
It's sort of like the stages of grief.....:D
DENIAL (No Way, bill hilar would never do that!!!!!)
ANGER (That rat bastard!)
BARGAINING (How can we go outside again?)
DEPRESSION (He scammed/conned us now we look like idiots)
ACCEPTANCE (OK hillar is a con artist and we are idiots....);)
crazyitalian
12-13-2010, 22:55
Its funny, but I just figured out how Hammerscum came up with the whole "Tactical El Presidente" shooting exercise. He got it from Warrior Soul: Memoir of a Navy SEAL. In the book the author talks about:
In an exercise called an El Presidente, we would stand, hands raised, pistols holstered, with out backs turned to to the three man-shaped silhouettes. On Command, we would about-face, draw, fire two rounds into each target, reload, and fire two more rounds into the trio.
p. 262
Still dont know where he got the idea for the "President's Army". Such Bullshit. :rolleyes:
longrange1947
12-14-2010, 07:32
Its funny, but I just figured out how Hammerscum came up with the whole "Tactical El Presidente" shooting exercise. He got it from Warrior Soul: Memoir of a Navy SEAL. In the book the author talks about:
p. 262
Still dont know where he got the idea for the "President's Army". Such Bullshit. :rolleyes:
Then you obviously don't read W.E.B. Griffin. :munchin :D
El Presidente was also a drill we did long ago with seven targets in which you raced a buddy to the middle target. One shot left to right and the other right to left towards the middle. First one to the middle gong won. :)
1stindoor
12-14-2010, 07:33
Then you obviously don't read W.E.B. Griffin. :munchin :D
El Presidente was also a drill we did long ago with seven targets in which you raced a buddy to the middle target. One shot left to right and the other right to left towards the middle. First one to the middle gong won. :)
Hmmm...old memories of SOT out at Mott Lake are starting to come to mind.
crazyitalian
12-14-2010, 12:01
Then you obviously don't read W.E.B. Griffin. :munchin :D
I think I may have tried at one point, but the same thing happens when I read a Tom Clancy book happens . . . I fall asleep :D
Then you obviously don't read W.E.B. Griffin.
From The Code, Forward by W.E.B. Griffin....
My novels are all based on real people and actual conditions. I served in the military and had the great good fortune to get to know some truly distinguished officers, NCOs, and spooks. It’s my pleasure to tell their stories because these are people who served Duty, Honor, Country with courage, integrity, and sacrifice. They lived by an honorable code.
Wolfie has no honor, he lives by no code.
longrange1947
12-14-2010, 14:22
From The Code, Forward by W.E.B. Griffin....
My novels are all based on real people and actual conditions. I served in the military and had the great good fortune to get to know some truly distinguished officers, NCOs, and spooks. It’s my pleasure to tell their stories because these are people who served Duty, Honor, Country with courage, integrity, and sacrifice. They lived by an honorable code.
Wolfie has no honor, he lives by no code.
Was not trying ot compare in the least only stating that he has a series of books similar to that, but was really thinking of another author. Old age!!
Was not trying ot compare in the least only stating that he has a series of books similar to that, but was really thinking of another author. Old age!!
Old age sucks. I got your point exactly the way you intended it, we're tracking....
Wolfie has never been in the same room with the likes of TR, AM, Team Sergeant, Rowe or Howard.
W.E.B. - said it best, "Served with men of HONOR".
greenberetTFS
12-14-2010, 14:46
Old age sucks. I got your point exactly the way you intended it, we're tracking....
Wolfie has never been in the same room with the likes of TR, AM, Team Sergeant, Rowe or Howard.
W.E.B. - said it best, "Served with men of HONOR".
I'll second that,and there are a lot of other names that would belong on that list..........;)
Big Teddy :munchin
Hmmm...old memories of SOT out at Mott Lake are starting to come to mind.
From Woflies Website:
Wolfgang,
I recently purchased your book after reading an article about your book and yesterday it was delivered.
Upon opening the envelope it was sealed in, I noticed something strange about the cover. I thought that my book was somehow damaged during handling.
I inspected the damage closer and knew it had to be a bullet hole! (Maybe a 9mm or .40? My girlfriend was not nearly as excited about this as I was). Flipping to the inside first page, I noticed that the bullet had grazed the edge of the page, as if the book was hung by a clip on the front cover and then shot at on a range. I also saw that you had signed the book yourself.
The whole reason I am writing you is because you may never meet me, but I have an incredible respect for you have done and for the person it has made you. In the few chapters I’ve been able to read from yesterday to today, I already know I like you. On top of that, my book is signed by you and has a bullet hole through it. That is hands down the coolest promotional thing that I will ever see done to a book, or maybe even anything that I ever buy.
That simple hole really added a profound message to my purchase; that someone had taken the time to set it up to be able to be shot. I will never forget that.
Thank you for your service and for sharing your knowledge with those who care to take the time to know it.
Have a great Christmas,
Adrien
Wolfie, I guess writes his own 'satisifed customer' replies.
1stindoor
12-14-2010, 15:02
Yeah, I read that too. I had to laugh, figured he wrote it himself or the buyer is incredibly sheltered...."it's the coolest promotional thing I will ever see..."
From Woflies Website:
Wolfgang,
I recently purchased your book after reading an article about your book and yesterday it was delivered.
Upon opening the envelope it was sealed in, I noticed something strange about the cover. I thought that my book was somehow damaged during handling.
I inspected the damage closer and knew it had to be a bullet hole! (Maybe a 9mm or .40? My girlfriend was not nearly as excited about this as I was). Flipping to the inside first page, I noticed that the bullet had grazed the edge of the page, as if the book was hung by a clip on the front cover and then shot at on a range. I also saw that you had signed the book yourself.
The whole reason I am writing you is because you may never meet me, but I have an incredible respect for you have done and for the person it has made you. In the few chapters I’ve been able to read from yesterday to today, I already know I like you. On top of that, my book is signed by you and has a bullet hole through it. That is hands down the coolest promotional thing that I will ever see done to a book, or maybe even anything that I ever buy.
That simple hole really added a profound message to my purchase; that someone had taken the time to set it up to be able to be shot. I will never forget that.
Thank you for your service and for sharing your knowledge with those who care to take the time to know it.
Have a great Christmas,
Adrien
Wolfie, I guess writes his own 'satisifed customer' replies.
Seriously,
WOW!!! IMHO, this is some sick sh*t...!
This Gangmyself guy sounds like a nutcase that really needs attention...:rolleyes: Nothing funny about it, seriously mental!:eek:
Holly
ZonieDiver
12-14-2010, 15:32
Old age sucks.
Getting older does, indeed, suck! However, it is (usually) SO much better than the alternative. :D
PedOncoDoc
12-14-2010, 16:06
Getting older does, indeed, suck! However, it is SO much better than the alternative. :D
I will respectfully say that this is not always the case (at any age), but is often true.
spherojon
12-14-2010, 16:33
Don't get me wrong, even though Wolfie here is scumbag, I actually feel sorry for him in a way. I mean the guy is clearly delusional, he needs help. Professional help.
Don't get me wrong, even though Wolfie here is scumbag, I actually feel sorry for him in a way. I mean the guy is clearly delusional, he needs help. Professional help.
Since his having been identified and addressed here on this site, the professionals here are giving their diagnosis and addressing his ailments. He is certainly receiving professional help. :rolleyes:
WOW!!! IMHO, this is some sick sh*t...!
Perversion beyond words.
blue02hd
12-14-2010, 22:05
It deeply disturbs me that a man with clear mental deficiencies such as this is allowed near children and young adults.
perdurabo
12-14-2010, 22:31
It disgusts me that he posted a letter thanking him for his service. It disgusts me even more that he probably conjured up the letter himself thanking himself for his service.
I was about to say they should get this fatbody in boot camp ASAP, but I don't want our armed forces tainted with his likes. He simply doesn't deserve to serve alongside our men and women.
We're going to make sure it doesn't end well for you, Wolfie.
turducken
12-14-2010, 23:25
It disgusts me that he posted a letter thanking him for his service. It disgusts me even more that he probably conjured up the letter himself thanking himself for his service....
I feel the same way about this. I was having a pretty good day up till now. Finished my last final and made Penn's famous mac n' cheese for dinner. Then I get on this website, which is normally extremely informative and enjoyable and I read this sanctimonious letter he wrote to himself. It sickens me when I think about the sacrifices all of you QP's and many of my family members have made compared to this self-inflating bag of sh*t. The worst part of it is, even though you gentlemen have shown his fraud, there will still be idiots out there that idolize and listen to him.
I think I found some proof of WH carreer, we may owe him an apology
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smETLCCPTVo
Team Sergeant
12-15-2010, 11:14
I think I found some proof of WH carreer, we may owe him an apology
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smETLCCPTVo
Yup I concur.....
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
Tomcatter
12-17-2010, 10:03
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
holy shit...I wonder.
1stindoor
12-17-2010, 11:10
That was quite possibly one of the funniest threads I have ever read.
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
Losers!!
longrange1947
12-17-2010, 11:42
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
I believe those clowns were on the SOCNET several years ago, the key boards and monitors were not safe during his period of posting.
However the running commetary was great on this recap! :)
That was quite possibly one of the funniest threads I have ever read.
PRICELESS.:eek: I needed a good laugh today.
spherojon
12-17-2010, 12:07
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
That gets my vote for funniest internet forum...ever. LOL
hydrashok
12-17-2010, 12:12
I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.
Hilarious....
CombatMuffin
12-17-2010, 12:13
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading that, great post, sir!
Amazingly I had a former Marine turn me on to that!!
Masochist
12-17-2010, 13:09
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
I got through the first post and already felt infinitely more stupid. Had to pause, recollect myself and start again.
Reads like the script for Mall Cop 2.
Richard :munchin
That has to be a put on. Nobody is that stupid.
I'll never look at a Mall Cop in the same light again, but at least my ass is safe!
Here's the archive link to the full thread (threads, really): http://web.archive.org/web/20041204024437/www.mallninja.com/archives.htm
Pat
Truckie117
12-17-2010, 13:52
Originally Posted by MVP View Post
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
That's it I will not go to a mall anymore I will only online shop.:eek:
That was quite possibly one of the funniest threads I have ever read.
Brother, I stopped reading, went and made popcorn and returned to finish!!!
SouthernDZ
12-17-2010, 18:16
They had me at "surplus Shrikes" and "Australian militants" - these guys have made it safe for me to visit Orange Julius once more!:D
When are they going to start issuing licenses for the internet? :rolleyes::p
Hillarious. :D
Here's the archive link to the full thread (threads, really): http://web.archive.org/web/20041204024437/www.mallninja.com/archives.htm
Pat
That is hillarious:D
TrapLine
12-17-2010, 21:42
I feel so much better about my wife going to the mall tomorrow; in fact, when the zombies come, I think our family's new rally point will be GAP.
That is hillarious
:D
I gotta have me some of them Ninja wall climbing boots for Christmas :D
bandycpa
12-17-2010, 22:28
:D
I gotta have me some of them Ninja wall climbing boots for Christmas :D
Gotta get your black belt in "ninjitsu" first. They don't let just *anybody* have those "ninjy" boots.
Maybe he was taught by the hillbilly ninja - Diamond Dave. That would explain his proficiency in three martial arts. He would have the "karate chop", the "judy chop", and the "ninjy chop".
219seminole
12-17-2010, 22:42
Best laugh I've had in a few days.
Mrs 219seminole has been in the shopping center management business for 20 years at some of the largest and highest profiles centers in North America, so I've heard more than one mall story at the dinner table. The thought that any center manager would allow a wannabe Barney Fife to have a Mossberg on property beggars belief.
A Rapid Tactical Force? RED ALERT at Mrs Field's Cookies!
Actually, I have been wondering where I can get a good Orange Julius...they have disappeared from most malls.
blue02hd
12-17-2010, 22:56
Best laugh I've had in a few days.
Mrs 219seminole has been in the shopping center management business for 20 years at some of the largest and highest profiles centers in North America, so I've heard more than one mall story at the dinner table. The thought that any center manager would allow a wannabe Barney Fife to have a Mossberg on property beggars belief.
A Rapid Tactical Force? RED ALERT at Mrs Field's Cookies!
Actually, I have been wondering where I can get a good Orange Julius...they have disappeared from most malls.
Have you ever considered that you may not be "Cleared to Be Read On" by Mrs 219XXXXXX? I am betting that Mr. Julius (Doubt Orange is his real first name) somehow found out about the Mall Ninja's and met an untimely demise. They are everywhere brother! Your dinner table cannot keep you safe anymore,,,
Tomcatter
12-19-2010, 21:08
fucker posted something new on his website:
http://wolfganghammersmith.com/2010/12/qa-wolfgang-hammersmith-on-gangs/
How did you deal with gangs when you encountered them?
With respect. And I’m talking about Gangs, not warlord followers that are sometimes called gangs. There’s a lot of pressure from law enforcement to eliminate Gangs, but many of us ask the question, where are these people, kids and adults, going to go? Gangs are families extended into nations within nations and across nations. Gangs have their own laws, their own territories. They provide homes, parents, brothers, and sisters to those who have none. They provide a structure instead of emptiness. As far as violence goes, who am I to criticize violence? I can say that violence is the supreme authority from which all other authority flows, and I understand that more than most.
When we had to operate within a gang’s territory, I asked permission from the highest Gang Leader who would talk with me. When we had to deal with a Gang Member who was involved in a heinous crime, I always asked permission of the Gang Leaders, and sometimes they would deliver the perpetrator to us. When they denied permission for us to access that person, we respected that decision and observed that frequently they handled it themselves within their own justice system.
I treated Gang Members with respect at all times, I always did what I said I would do, and I never betrayed that trust. Gangs are here to stay, and maybe they have a lesson for all of us: Family matters, family is important.
Are you a gang member?
No. I’m not a police officer, either. I am neutral. I respect Gang Members, Gang Leaders, their principles, their laws, their territories. I have never had a duty, or orders, to eradicate gangs, and many police officers I talk with don’t either. Gangs are beneficial to their members, and frequently to the people in territories they control, lowering crime and providing a social structure. However, the means used by many gangs to extort protection money from legitimate businesses is an illegal method of obtaining income. As the American Mafia evolved into legitimate business, perhaps the gangs will find that even more profit can be made by establishing legitimate insurance businesses.
Sometimes uninvolved people are killed and wounded in Gang combat, and there are other problems, so I’m not saying that Gangs are perfect. But Gangs have the same kind and number of problems in various degrees that societies in all nations have. Are their bad Gang Members? Of course, and oddly enough, there are about the same ratio of bad guys in Gangs as there are everywhere else. Bad guys are universal, they exist everywhere there are people. Bad guys show no genuine respect to anyone and they have followers sometimes called ‘gangs,’ but those are not the Gangs I’m talking about. In my experience, Gang Leaders do an efficient job of handling their bad guys under their Gang’s code and laws.
Was Chapter Ten, Dodge Car, about fighting against gang members?
No. Lots of people ask me that. These particular bad guys had stolen legitimately owned firearms and ammunition from people in several communities in that area, some of whom were gang members. Being a gang member is not illegal in this country. Committing crimes is, and in chapter ten are focus was stopping one group of bad guys from collecting arms for illegal international arms trade.
Did a gang member ever help you or your teams?
Yes, several times, and we have helped Gang Members return to their families when they were stuck out of their country, and in other ways just as we did with non-gang members. In one instance I was wounded in a Gang’s territory in an action that had nothing to do with the Gang that controlled the area. A Gang Member and his family helped me get healthy enough to egress. It took a few days of their help, feeding me and caring for my needs, until I was ready. I thanked him and his family, and he told me, ‘You’re welcome, but do not come back.’ I never did.
You sound like you are pro gangs. Is that your position?
I’m neutral about Gangs; I’m pro people, justice, and kindness. Gangs exist out of necessity. Gang Members deserve our respect until they prove otherwise, just like everyone else. Gang Leaders I have dealt with have been logical, fair, and provide justice within their nation-state second to none. In fact, I find that the justice system within the Gangs I have had contact with is superior to that of the United States and many other nations, where people seem to be able to do just about anything they want if they pay their lawyer and politicians enough. Don’t try that in a Gang!
There are a few recent parallels in major nations. For example, in Franco’s Spain, you could do anything you wanted to do, amass any amount of wealth you wanted, if you didn’t violate specific laws and boundaries. Did he have a secret police that did incredibly violent things to those who crossed the line? Hell yes. But the rules were clear and unchanging. If you didn’t cross the line, you could live a peaceful and productive life. Spain under Franco was on my short list of places where you didn’t have to carry a gun all the time.
I worked a few cases in Las Vegas, NV, USA, and talked with some of the senior detectives there. One of them told me that he missed the Las Vegas that was run by the Mafia because everything was clear. He said, ‘You could ask a Mob Boss about a bad guy you were looking for, or anything else. He would tell you about it, or tell you he couldn’t talk about it, and that was that. And they cleaned up after their own bad guys, making our job a lot easier.’ These beneficial dictatorships are rare in the major nations of the world today, but they exist in the best Gangs that have strong leadership.
Will you identify the gangs or gang members you worked with so we can interview them?
No, I will not. That time was spent building understanding, honor, and respect between us, and it is not open to anyone else.
WOLFGANG HAMMERSMITH IS A FRAUD
When we had to operate within a gang’s territory, I asked permission from the highest Gang Leader who would talk with me. When we had to deal with a Gang Member who was involved in a heinous crime, I always asked permission of the Gang Leaders, and sometimes they would deliver the perpetrator to us. When they denied permission for us to access that person, we respected that decision and observed that frequently they handled it themselves within their own justice system.
Got it. Mr Super Spook briefed the locals and worked with them on super-secret missions that were so classified, the other intelligence agencies couldn't be allowed to handle them? Hmmm. Wonder why they were passed to his super-special, super-secret bunch. Hell, we could have used a journalist.
Horsecrap.
AND..... If the gangs wanted to do something else than what his Super- Secret Commanders told himto do, he ABANDONED his mission to please the gang.
More Horsecrap.
WOLFGANG HAMMERSMITH IS A FRAUD
Are you a gang member?
No. I’m not a police officer, either. I am neutral. I respect Gang Members, Gang Leaders, their principles, their laws, their territories.
He's a frequently-failing small businessman, operating out of a post office box, fer Christ's sakes.
Sometimes uninvolved people are killed and wounded in Gang combat, and there are other problems, so I’m not saying that Gangs are perfect.
Jesus H. Christ
WOLFGANG HAMMERSMITH IS A FRAUD
Was Chapter Ten, Dodge Car, about fighting against gang members?
Nope, it's about trying to get Gamers heated up about old Wolfie.
Did a gang member ever help you or your teams?
Yes, several times, and we have helped Gang Members return to their families when they were stuck out of their country, and in other ways just as we did with non-gang members. In one instance I was wounded in a Gang’s territory in an action that had nothing to do with the Gang that controlled the area. A Gang Member and his family helped me get healthy enough to egress. It took a few days of their help, feeding me and caring for my needs, until I was ready. I thanked him and his family, and he told me, ‘You’re welcome, but do not come back.’ I never did.
Ah, he was in a special gang member social services unit....., furnishing transportation, and family placement in the middle of highly secret missions. Even when knowledge of that mission and his presence in an area could be a national disaster, he hung out with the gangs, travelled with the gangs, and visited with the gangs despite possible risk to his unit and his country.
Anybody think he spray-painted "Secret Wolfie Was Here" on the walls before he left?
You sound like you are pro gangs. Is that your position?
In fact, I find that the justice system within the Gangs I have had contact with is superior to that of the United States and many other nations, where people seem to be able to do just about anything they want if they pay their lawyer and politicians enough. Don’t try that in a Gang!
Wonder how he's doing with that lawyer he's trying to use against the REAL Special Forces community. Did anyone notice how many lawyers he's gone through in the public records of Pierce County Washington? Several.
And his contributions to "Dick" for public office are also on record. Appropriate:)
WOLFGANG HAMMERSMITH IS A FRAUD
Did he have a secret police that did incredibly violent things to those who crossed the line? Hell, yes!
Just like the Wolfie unit that worked directly for the President, with gang members and low-lifes, their families, foreign civilians in general. The unit he can write about in a book, but can't really talk about to cleared personnel because of it's high classification?
And, the Las Vegas mafia answered any question he chose to ask? Hell, the FBI needs him Today, if not sooner.
I think he's finally stacked the pile so high even 5 year olds won't buy it.
WOLFGANG HAMMERSMITH IS A FRAUD
Will you identify the gangs or gang members you worked with so we can interview them?
No, I will not. That time was spent building understanding, honor, and respect between us, and it is not open to anyone else.
The identity of the gangs is confidential. The "highly classified" opeations with American Special Operations personnel in harms way are disclosable for a price.
Pardon me while I puke.
WOLFGANG HAMMERSMITH IS A FRAUD
I'm wondering who conducted that "Q%A." Or did Wolfie interview himself? :confused:
I'm wondering who conducted that "Q%A." Or did Wolfie interview himself? :confused:
The tone of the interview reminds one of the work of Al Yankovich.
CombatMuffin
12-20-2010, 09:37
Wolfie should go south of the Border and see if the Gangs there are as honourable, respectful, and justice-seekign as he claims. Good luck with the Mara Salvatrucha...
Also, for an "author" he should get a damn editor, basic english mistakes. He is a phony.
Masochist
12-21-2010, 18:15
Flipping channels last night, waiting for the lunar eclipse, I came across someone who might be able to verify Wolfie's story.
Skip to 7:13 for his claims of being a chaplain, medic and "Special Forces, 1st Force Reconnaissance." Oh, and a leprechaun. :rolleyes:
http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/video/index.jsp?bcpid=44241147001&bclid=603902769001&bctid=602715159001
What's disturbing isn't that he is obviously delusional, but that he's supposedly a fraud AND a convicted sex offender. Both links below have a picture of him in military dress, with full flair and bling.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/hoarders-star-convicted-sex-offender
http://anitawirawan.com/sirpatrick/
From the first link:
About why no one can find records to corroborate his story about being knighted by Prince Charles or being a highly decorated soldier:
YES..HE DID CHANGE HIS NAME AND HE IS A CLASSIFED (HELD TOP SECRET) AND SO NO ONE CAN FIND ANYTHING ABOUT HIM.
lightfighter223
12-22-2010, 17:17
It appears our friend Wolfie is "updating" his web page. I wonder if/when it will ever come back on line.
1stindoor
12-22-2010, 17:37
Flipping channels last night, waiting for the lunar eclipse, I came across someone who might be able to verify Wolfie's story.
What's disturbing isn't that he is obviously delusional, ...
I think he would deserve his own thread...but in truth it's exactly his delusional mental state that is disturbing. The man obviously needs mental help.
rubberneck
12-22-2010, 17:46
I swear every time I catch myself saying that these frauds can't get any worse someone like this turd comes along to prove me wrong. This guy climbed to the top of the stupid tree and dove off head first.
This faker reminds me of a guy I went to the Q course with named Julian St. Somethingorother who kept woofing about being a badass Ranger, and even had a tab tatooed on his deltoid.
When they background checked his ass and found out he had WF'd Ranger School, they bounced him outta there so quick it caused a vacuum in the barracks.
They all get busted at one time or another, and the longer it takes, the harder it is on them.
They all get busted at one time or another, and the longer it takes, the harder it is on them.
Very well said, Sir!!!
May ALL posers be damned!!!:mad:
Holly
perdurabo
12-22-2010, 21:48
It appears our friend Wolfie is "updating" his web page. I wonder if/when it will ever come back on line.
He's still pushing his crap on Facebook, trying to make money and steal honor from people who actually served. In fact, it looks like he recently updated his "fan" page:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001615458093
Here's his personal Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001615458093
I wonder how many of his followers and friends are aware of his threads at PS.com?
His book's "coauthor" runs this joint:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Harbor-Martial-Arts/157756060907627
Ambush Master
12-22-2010, 22:31
I swear every time I catch myself saying that these frauds can't get any worse someone like this turd comes along to prove me wrong. This guy climbed to the top of the stupid tree and dove off head first.
Without the "Benefit of a Parachute"!!!
Turn the sound up and LISTEN to this ( HE's Wasted!!!) :D:munchin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfgu-bYEvc&feature=player_embedded
His book's "coauthor" runs this joint:
TACOMA, WA – Oct 10, 2010 – Wolfgang Hammersmith and Jeff Nitsche will be at the midnight release of Medal of Honor at two Game Stop locations Monday night. (2100 – 2200 Game Stop in University Place) and (2245-23:45 at Game Stop in Gig Harbor) as they introduce their upcoming book “Beyond The Call of Duty: GUNFIGHT! 10 True Stories from Modern Warfare and Black Ops.”
Jeff Nitsche – Co-author and local Martial Arts Instructor provides detailed training scenarios and diagrams for each gunfight that closely follows the action as told by Hammersmith.
The Co-Author and weapons instructor, IMHO might well be the only man in the world Chuck Norris should fear.
This endorsement of promotion to "Yoda" , truly glows.
Goshin Karate promotions Jeff Nitsche to 4th Degree Black Belt.
Dear Jeff,
Congratulations on your well deserved promotion to Yodan, 4th Degree Black Belt in Okinawan Kempo.
You were one of the best Black Belts to have come through Goshin Karate & Judo Academy, both in your intensity of training and your skill set level. You have gone on to establish an excellent karate school - Harbor Martial Arts in Gig Harbor, Washington, as well as continue your training and advancement of your own skills, which is critical to your own growth and that of your students.
I am very proud to see that you have achieved rank in both the Haganah system and in Brazilian Jujitsu, in addition to your existing rank in Okinawan Kempo. It takes a lot of hard work to rank additionally in each of those arts. I have no doubt that your skills will only continue to increase as your training continues to progress.
Therefore, it is with great pride that I am promoting you to your Fourth Degree Black Belt. Congratulations on your achievement!! I can't tell you how proud I am of you and of all that you have achieved.
This is the one of the proudest days in a Sensei’s life, seeing their students grow and promote, so that they can do the same with their students.
Again, congratulations on your promotion to 4th Degree Black Belt. I'm very proud of you and of all of your accomplishments. Great going!
Best of Luck in your many continued endeavors.
Mr. Roger Boggs - Sensei
Goshin Karate & Judo Academy
6245 E. Bell Road #120
Scottsdale, AZ. 85254
480-951-2236
http://wolfganghammersmith.com/2010/10/former-black-ops-combat-team-commander-talks-with-local-gamers/
http://goshinkarate.blogspot.com/2008/11/goshin-karate-promotions-jeff-nitsche.html
Without the "Benefit of a Parachute"!!!
Turn the sound up and LISTEN to this ( HE's Wasted!!!) :D:munchin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfgu-bYEvc&feature=player_embedded
LMAO!!!
Without the "Benefit of a Parachute"!!!
Turn the sound up and LISTEN to this ( HE's Wasted!!!) :D:munchin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfgu-bYEvc&feature=player_embedded
He's a waste! Damn parachute. ;)
Pat
Ambush Master
12-22-2010, 23:18
He's a waste! Damn parachute. ;)
Pat
Don't cuss the Parachute, it had no choice, and it performed quite well!!!!
You didn't find it entertaining??:D
Later
Martin
(Who has friends that made "Static Line Jumps" from the Gondola in the middle of the Houston Astrodome!!):munchin
Don't cuss the Parachute, it had no choice!!!!
You didn't find it entertaining??:D
Later
Martin
(Who has friends that made "Static Line Jumps" from the Gondola in the middle of the Houston Astrodome!!):munchin
:D Yes, I did. And, I do apologize to the 'chute, but a little tangle leading to a broken leg or landing on his noggin would have been nice. ;)
Pat
Martin
(Who has friends that made "Static Line Jumps" from the Gondola in the middle of the Houston Astrodome!!):munchin
When I was seven I jumped three times off the roof of our house in Beaumont with a sheet as a 'chute. Pretty disappointing results. When I was eight, my dad brought home a "pig" from the refinery and I filled it up with NG from the BBQ spigot. Up to the roof and off I go.
I chose not to go Airborne when I enlisted. I think gravity hates me. :D NOW, I'm shrinking! :(
Pat
TheUnknownDC
12-23-2010, 02:06
"Wherever you go, there you are. For a long time in my past job, wherever I went, there the bad guy were."
This is from Wolfbang's facebook page under his 'quotations' category. I were would like to know where the bad guy were. The bad guy were all over.
For an author, he has horrible skill at copying quotes. He should have plenty of practice, considering his entire story is plagiarized. It also says that he has a wife. I wonder if that's true.
1stindoor
12-23-2010, 08:01
It also says that he has a wife. I wonder if that's true.
Yeah...my wife....Morgan Fairchild...whom I've seen naked....yeah that's the ticket.
Yeah...my wife....Morgan Fairchild...whom I've seen naked....yeah that's the ticket.
I've often wondered where she had gone after I threw her out when she started getting those cellulite dimples on her thighs and crow's feet at the corners of her eyes. Thanks for the update. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
Tomcatter
12-23-2010, 10:47
Just got the news.
HAHAHAHAHA. Fudgepacker.
And his site is down.
Oh man, gonna be a bright and cheerful Christmas this year!
Thank You Very Much, to everyone here on this website that helped bring this douchebag down. Talking to that fucker was an immense waste of time, and now I get to see bonafide assets bring his bullshit down.
Again, Thank you!
Skip down to about the 33rd comment (by RKM), then read the comment by the moderator.
:D
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2004/11/the_doghouse_va_1.html
Skip down to about the 33rd comment (by RKM), then read the comment by the moderator.
:D
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2004/11/the_doghouse_va_1.html
Sir,
Or the next to last comment at the end, from hammer-on...refuiting the Mod's claim!
OMG!!!:eek: Really???
What a POS!
Holly
Surgicalcric
12-23-2010, 11:21
Oh my that's funny.
What a tool this guy is. TS please let us know when you are contacted by the attorneys I am anxious to see what kind of BS he types to you in their names.
The Reaper
12-23-2010, 11:22
Or the comment at the end from the investor in his company, who appears to have some concerns.
TR
Skip down to about the 33rd comment (by RKM), then read the comment by the moderator.
I'm not a scientist, like many posting here, but I worked in the field of Special Operations, and I have, recently, retired due to injuries. I just read Hammersmith's email he sent me with the post he is putting up tonight, and I want to post a thought in the middle of this pro and con debate.
We used AlphaCipher Stealth in battlefield ops. It works. It works so well that others still in identical situations are relying upon it in places where lives are at stake if information is intercepted and / or revealed and they are using it with perfect confidence in groups of more than 150 operatives.
So all of the people sitting in offices who haven't chewed the dirt of foreign lands while under stress can debate all they want, but AlphaCipher Stealth works. First time. Every time. And with no confusion that is rampant with other cyphers.
Posted by: RKM at April 1, 2009 12:45 AM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wolfgang Hammersmith, I don't mean to alarm you, but I've traced RKM's comment and *it's coming from your computer*.
I do hope there's a benign explanation. Perhaps you created a sockpuppet to praise your product as a sort of April Fools joke?
If not, please be careful. RKM could have broken in and be inside your house right now. He's ex-Special Ops and there's no knowing what he might be capable of.
Posted by: Moderator at April 1, 2009 3:17 PM
Wulfie must've tried this one during his FuchsiaOps period when he was still in training and visible to the non-BlackOps types. :rolleyes:
Hilarious - and so it goes...
Richard :munchin
NoTime89
12-23-2010, 11:38
Oh my that's funny.
What a tool this guy is. TS please let us know when you are contacted by the attorneys I am anxious to see what kind of BS he types to you in their names.
I am kinda curious to figure out what names he went through in creating their 'identities'. They are all probably waiting around his computer right now, waiting for Hammersmith to slide the computer over to them so they can begin to prepare their defense case.... "No, wait! It's my turn to search LexusNexus next...." Multiple personalities and one computer..what a problem!
Real world attorney names: Huff, Rosenstock, Wetherbee, Folarin, Meamy.
Wolfgang Hammersmith's attorneys names: Tim Hrothgar, Amadeus VonFasepunch, Steel McKniferson.....I bet I could pull some more names from the $0.50 Book Box at the Public Library..
I am kinda curious to figure out what names he went through in creating their 'identities'. They are all probably waiting around his computer right now, waiting for Hammersmith to slide the computer over to them so they can begin to prepare their defense case.... "No, wait! It's my turn to search LexusNexus next...." Multiple personalities and one computer..what a problem!
Real world attorney names: Huff, Rosenstock, Wetherbee, Folarin, Meamy.
Wolfgang Hammersmith's attorneys names: Tim Hrothgar, Amadeus VonFasepunch, Steel McKniferson.....I bet I could pull some more names from the $0.50 Book Box at the Public Library..
lol His attorneys could be Mason & Matlock and they ain't gettin' his ass outta this one.:D
Team Sergeant
12-23-2010, 11:50
Funny how that works.
We investigate a fraud.
Fraud has internet website.
Fraud is scamming individuals for profit.
We send for frauds "military" records.
We receive frauds records (I have them) and BAM!
Frauds website goes down.
Funny that.
wolfgang hammersmith, you are a fraud and liar.
Team Sergeant
12-23-2010, 12:00
GlockTalk.com has a funny thread on our boy now.......;) The pictures are hilarious!
http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=16497482
Someone at glock talk posted this "The cadre over at PS.com will never be accused of "suffering fools gladly"".
I take that as a complement!!!
MVP
I suspect the important 'update' will consist of our hero:
1. Disappearing from this site
2. Adopting another foolish (but very warrior like) alias
3. and selling another line of shit to kids and idiots
However, he will not claim military service but he will be a super spook type
double naught spy guy......depending upon what world/universe he transports to.
Someone at glock talk posted this "The cadre over at PS.com will never be accused of "suffering fools gladly"".
I take that as a complement!!!
MVP
That is a compliment.
I gladly suffer some fools at the Local Legion but they are harmless fools not swindlers like our Mr's Hammer and Col Taken.
Following a rabbit trail (wolf trail?) on FB. Wolfie writes:
Thanks, Erik! I'll ride a bit slower than usual. I'm still waiting for a speeding ticket to come off hold.
Somehow, I think a speeding ticket is the least of his worries... :D
Good job gentlemen. It's been a pleasure watching this poser fall. :lifter
Red Flag 1
12-23-2010, 16:50
GlockTalk.com has a funny thread on our boy now.......;) The pictures are hilarious!
http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=16497482
And just in time for Christmas..................
Well done!
RF 1
perdurabo
12-23-2010, 21:28
From the new http://www.wolfganghammersmith.com website:
Update 23 December 2010
I met with my attorneys in Washington, D.C., early this week. Based on evidence I shared with my attorneys (including my original orders to report to duty in 1969) an investigation is being mounted to uncover my official status in the Marine Corps. Additionally, I have sent Standard Form 180 (SF 180) to request my military status.
Based on legal counsel’s advice, I am voluntarily removing my rank from my book BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY: GUNFIGHT! until such time that my military status can be made public.
Additionally, I am moving the genre of my writing into fiction instead of non-fiction.
To reiterate, I have sent a FOIA to the agency that I believe has my records, and I have engaged a powerful, experienced Washington, D.C. law firm as my attorneys in this matter with the goal of obtaining a publicly reviewable DD-214 and other evidence of my service, should it be available. Their job is not to dig out information that violates any of my National Security Agreements, nor will they perform investigations, the results of which could betray any of the people or agencies with whom I have a confidential relationship.
It has been my intent to act with respect to the USMC and I am working diligently (and at considerable personal expense) to provide publicly available documentation that will, if possible, validate my career.
I will continue to provide status updates and the website will re-open as soon as the modifications are complete. When my status has been made clear, which will more than likely take several months, I will amend the website and my book again to reflect that clarification.
Wolfgang Hammersmith
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Activities_Division
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Clandestine_Service
Wolfgang's service seems to be a moving target. Now he's claiming that he worked for SAD/NCS
Wolfie, you can bet your ass that SAD guys are already aware of your shenanigans, they're everywhere ;) . And again, no service member's DD-214 is classified information. You've unfortunately fell into your own ego's trap and you're buying the crap it's feeding you.
It won't just go away.
From the new http://www.wolfganghammersmith.com website:
....It won't just go away.
The delusion will never end with this guy until he's convicted, or worst. Actually, that might not even work, I'd recommend seppuku.....:)
LongWire
12-24-2010, 02:10
Wolfie you are one of the biggest POS that I have had the misfortune of reading about here. I hope that you burn in hell!!!!
To reiterate, I have sent a FOIA to the agency that I believe has my records, and I have engaged a powerful, experienced Washington, D.C. law firm as my attorneys in this matter with the goal of obtaining a publicly reviewable DD-214 and other evidence of my service, should it be available. Their job is not to dig out information that violates any of my National Security Agreements, nor will they perform investigations, the results of which could betray any of the people or agencies with whom I have a confidential relationship.
And now he's submitting a Standard Form 180 to request the records he claimed were unavailable for requesting? The very same form submitted by TS and others which already told us the truth - which is that he's a liar.
Does he not remember sending us this Bongo Congo University Intro to Philo101 bit of reasoning in an attempt to use smoke to screen his initial movement away from contact?
I appreciate your concern. During all wars there are individuals who claim to be veterans but are not. To expose these individuals, you rely upon record searches of databases that you have access to. If you find nothing, you declare that individual a fraud. Your process for vetting probably works most of the time.
But there is a major fault. You must blindly assume that the databases you access contain all the records in existence for service personnel. They do not. There’s an elephant in the room, gentlemen, but you don’t know how to find the room.
Look at it this way: You have a clubhouse with 4x5 cards in a shoebox and you’re looking for me in that shoebox. Early on, however, I was transferred to a different clubhouse with 4x5 cards that are kept in a steel vault. You’re digging in the wrong place. You can only legitimately verify what you have access to. You can’t verify what you have no access to.
Want to know more? Read through what is known as the Wiki Trail and be assured that many of the individuals in these operations have military titles and are not to be found in the databases you can access.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Meadows
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special...ities_Division
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_...y_Coordination
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directorate_of_Plans
Also, there is a major problem with your logic. How do you win an argument with no information? From a purely logical standpoint, if I am legitimate you will find no records. If you are correct, you will find no records either. To solely base your vetting process on faulty logic is unsound. All that is reasonable to conclude from your vetting process is that I’m not in the records you have access to.
It is irresponsible and self-serving to claim that an individual is a fraud simply because you can’t find the records. It throws exceptions like myself under the bus and that is unjust. Fortunately, it’s a very small bus and most of us never come out to be exposed to this traffic.
Despite the fact that I do not exist in your databases, I know my subject matter. I write my stories with two purposes: First and foremost, to honor my Teammates and then to entertain my readers. So if you find my stories amusing then I have succeeded.
And, there’s no reason to threaten to send Marines to our house and my co-author’s business. We already have them there.
Absence of evidence is not proof and arrogance is a common excuse for not knowing something important. May you discover that you don’t know something important everyday, and find with that knowledge, humility.
-Wolfgang Hammersmith
www.wolfganghammersmith.com
I'll bet he's filling out a wiki profile on himself for his next submission as proof of his bogus claims to fame. :rolleyes:
And so it goes...
Richard :munchin
This has definitely been fun to watch. The whole time this is what I was thinking.
Team Sergeant
12-24-2010, 10:11
This has definitely been fun to watch. The whole time this is what I was thinking.
I was thinking this..........
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein.
WHammersmith
12-24-2010, 12:08
Since the site administrator has placed the original thread into your hall of shame, I am posting my response to your allegations on this thread.
There are several areas in which your research has failed. Your first cardinal error is that after all the smoke cleared, you don't have my base name, and you don't have it because there are legitimate, Federally-recognized and documented reasons for keeping my base name secret. None of the names you believe to be mine that you so quickly published and sent for requests for records are the base name I used when I entered the Corp. Without the correct base name and my service number, the "proof" you've received means less than nothing.
I am willing to have my original orders physically inspected and validated as authentic by any document authority or specialist, including its age right down to the authenticity of its paper. I also have legal proof that the base name on these orders is me, starting with my birth certificate going forward to present day. I now offer my original orders for physical inspection under a signed confidentiality agreement. Send requests for authentication to the email address on my website and be prepared to pay for that considerable expense yourselves.
In contrast to those who will stutter, "This means nothing!" my original orders prove three important things: (1) I was inducted into the USMC Reserve on a specific date, which means I took the oath and was sworn into service in the USMC, and (2) it proves that, three months later, I was inducted into active duty on the date shown on the document because there is an intake number stamped on the upper right portion, and (3) it shows that my rank at the start of active duty was PFC.
Now, the only problem left is to prove my current rank and whatever of my service record can be revealed, and I am the first to admit that this is very difficult because my records reside in non-public access.
I am directing my investigation with the advice of my Washington, DC specialist attorneys, into what happened right after I reported for active duty, but there is absolutely no doubt that I was and still am, as far as I know (I have received no discharge papers), a Marine who started active duty with the rank of dirt-stomping, mud-rolling PFC.
If it turns out that that is all I can claim because my records remain unavailable, I will publish that fact along with all the research I have done. Additionally, I will redact my claimed rank, default back to PFC, edit the books, manuscript and website to reflect this fact, and offer remedies to those who have purchased my books if they wish to use them.
Despite what you have claimed, I have never had any intention to commit fraud, nor will I do so. More than a year prior to publication, I asked the authority that has my records about what rank and designation I should use publicly long before I published the first book. I acted on what came back to me from my request. I believed it to be true at the time, and I am taking all possible steps at considerable expense to prove it.
Because of the cases I have been involved with, some of which are public record, the publication of my correct base name will put my family and myself in a danger close situation. We will determine how much of this expense and difficulty can be traced directly back to you wonderful, overly reactive, people who are so willing to try to destroy before the facts are known, people who believe deep in their hearts and souls that their world is all the world there is.
I reiterate: You have the wrong base name, and without the correct name, there will be no records found. So your zero result is exactly as I indicated in a previous post, and beware: Since you have placed me in your hall of shame, you had better be right, and to date you haven't come close to being right, you've only succeeded in putting yourselves on public display.
Finally, be advised: My attorneys are recording every threat, every slanderous and libelous statement, and every move you make for future use. They have a lot of evidence already, more than enough for when it's my turn. My advice to you is to wait until my official investigation is complete and published.
So go nuts! Oh, sorry. The longer this takes, the farther you go because you can't help yourselves, the clearer it will be to everyone that my suggestion is too late.
Team Sergeant
12-24-2010, 12:11
Since the site administrator has placed the original thread into your hall of shame, I am posting my response to your allegations on this thread.
There are several areas in which your research has failed. Your first cardinal error is that after all the smoke cleared, you don't have my base name, and you don't have it because there are legitimate, Federally-recognized and documented reasons for keeping my base name secret. None of the names you believe to be mine that you so quickly published and sent for requests for records are the base name I used when I entered the Corp. Without the correct base name and my service number, the "proof" you've received means less than nothing.
I am willing to have my original orders physically inspected and validated as authentic by any document authority or specialist, including its age right down to the authenticity of its paper. I also have legal proof that the base name on these orders is me, starting with my birth certificate going forward to present day. I now offer my original orders for physical inspection under a signed confidentiality agreement. Send requests for authentication to the email address on my website and be prepared to pay for that considerable expense yourselves.
In contrast to those who will stutter, "This means nothing!" my original orders prove three important things: (1) I was inducted into the USMC Reserve on a specific date, which means I took the oath and was sworn into service in the USMC, and (2) it proves that, three months later, I was inducted into active duty on the date shown on the document because there is an intake number stamped on the upper right portion, and (3) it shows that my rank at the start of active duty was PFC.
Now, the only problem left is to prove my current rank and whatever of my service record can be revealed, and I am the first to admit that this is very difficult because my records reside in non-public access.
I am directing my investigation with the advice of my Washington, DC specialist attorneys, into what happened right after I reported for active duty, but there is absolutely no doubt that I was and still am, as far as I know (I have received no discharge papers), a Marine who started active duty with the rank of dirt-stomping, mud-rolling PFC.
If it turns out that that is all I can claim because my records remain unavailable, I will publish that fact along with all the research I have done. Additionally, I will redact my claimed rank, default back to PFC, edit the books, manuscript and website to reflect this fact, and offer remedies to those who have purchased my books if they wish to use them.
Despite what you have claimed, I have never had any intention to commit fraud, nor will I do so. More than a year prior to publication, I asked the authority that has my records about what rank and designation I should use publicly long before I published the first book. I acted on what came back to me from my request. I believed it to be true at the time, and I am taking all possible steps at considerable expense to prove it.
Because of the cases I have been involved with, some of which are public record, the publication of my correct base name will put my family and myself in a danger close situation. We will determine how much of this expense and difficulty can be traced directly back to you wonderful, overly reactive, people who are so willing to try to destroy before the facts are known, people who believe deep in their hearts and souls that their world is all the world there is.
I reiterate: You have the wrong base name, and without the correct name, there will be no records found. So your zero result is exactly as I indicated in a previous post, and beware: Since you have placed me in your hall of shame, you had better be right, and to date you haven't come close to being right, you've only succeeded in putting yourselves on public display.
Finally, be advised: My attorneys are recording every threat, every slanderous and libelous statement, and every move you make for future use. They have a lot of evidence already, more than enough for when it's my turn. My advice to you is to wait until my official investigation is complete and published.
So go nuts! Oh, sorry. The longer this takes, the farther you go because you can't help yourselves, the clearer it will be to everyone that my suggestion is too late.
Funny, I submitted a FOIA for his records and mine request already came back from the NPRC. Again, for all you civilians reading this, a "Real" veteran does not submit a FOIA for his own records, he simply asks a copy of his DD-214.
Any "retired veteran" could just throw down his retired ID card at any military base in the United States (or worldwide) and get his records in a few seconds. Yes, it's that easy. (Which of your names did you submit under?)
Wolfgang Hammersmith as far as your missing website and blog and bio, we've already copied that. It's my proof that you're in fact a liar and fraud. Bring on your lawyers.
BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY: GUNFIGHT! Fiction
Changing your book from non-fiction to fiction, that is truly "Priceless".
bill hillar, scott witt, keavin lawdermilk, and john letuli got nothing on you, you are without peer.
Also there is not a soldier or veteran alive that doesn't know his rank at any given time in his life. Who in their "right mind" wouldn't know what their rank is or was?
More BS
crazyitalian
12-24-2010, 12:31
"Attacking the person, rather than the issue, is best left to politicians"
Interesting title . . . so your saying for them to leave it up to the other liars and frauds? Sure. :rolleyes:
It won't just go away.
Hey Perdurabo, regarding your recent reading (ref this post http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=360900&postcount=612), you may want to pull out Bamford's Body of Secrets and turn to pages 391-2 or go here (http://books.google.com/books?id=VqY4Wr3T5K4C&pg=PT362&dq=body+of+secrets+wobensmith&hl=en&ei=yuAUTeaRAcL-8Ab7hfmeDg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CCUQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false). Please note the name of the name of the NSA senior employee that had the run in with Gen Odom.
Remember this post by a Wolfie friend? http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=362271&postcount=102 Please note that if Wolfie actually knew John W, he would have posted his correct position in the Information Systems Security Directorate vice making up some BS Chief of Staff position.
Then check out Vadium Technology's webpage (http://www.vadiumtech.com/content/view/34/70/#woben).
All seems legit right? Well...everything isn't as it seems. Dig a little deeper and you see on Bloomberg (http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/people/person.asp?personId=5663885&ticker=GNK:US&previousCapId=2131545&previousTitle=Vadium%20Technology%2C%20Inc.) that John W is also affiliated with Genco Shipping (http://www.gencoshipping.com/team.html). Forbes (http://people.forbes.com/profile/john-c-wobensmith/35998) has John Jr's similar bio
I believe that Wolfie is pulling a fast one on his company's website by misrepresenting the background of the actual board member of Vadium Tech; John Jr, the financial analyst vice John Sr, the retired NSA employee.
One final point regarding Vadium Tech and it's encryption...why would a black ops guy create an unbreakable encryption system then sell that technology to foreign companies and, according to the company's website, foreign governments? Odd isn't it?
Team Sergeant
12-24-2010, 12:40
Because of the cases I have been involved with, some of which are public record, the publication of my correct base name will put my family and myself in a danger close situation. We will determine how much of this expense and difficulty can be traced directly back to you wonderful, overly reactive, people who are so willing to try to destroy before the facts are known, people who believe deep in their hearts and souls that their world is all the world there is.
I reiterate: You have the wrong base name, and without the correct name, there will be no records found. So your zero result is exactly as I indicated in a previous post, and beware: Since you have placed me in your hall of shame, you had better be right, and to date you haven't come close to being right, you've only succeeded in putting yourselves on public display.
Funny that, I have a copy of a "federal" document with your name on it. It is a court case with a DEA agent, a sheriff deputy and cocaine.
PFC Wolfgang Hammersmith (LOLOLOL) I'll follow you as far down the rabbit hole as you'd like to run.
And to be very clear, I put your name in the Hall of Shame and I own this website.
Let's see, changing your rank from LTC to PFC and changing your book from non-fiction to fiction, and you didn't intend to defraud anyone?
Bring on your lawyers moron.
Jeff Hinton
Master Sergeant (or was that 4 Star General? I forgot!)
Special Forces (ret)
Entire post.You're beginning to sound like a resident of the Patsaouras Transit Plaza.:rolleyes:
Surgicalcric
12-24-2010, 12:45
Because of the cases I have been involved with, some of which are public record, the publication of my correct base name will put my family and myself in a danger close situation...
If you have been involved in such "cases" that you have had to change your name to protect your family why is it that you have pictures of your face about the internet? It is easier to put a name with a face than the converse...
Furthermore, regardless of what you have been involved with there is NO reason whatsoever to not know your rank.
Also, how did you come to the rank of LTC? Were you an ROTC cadet (where), direct commission (what university did you receive your degree from and where is that diploma), battlefield commission (surely you saved that documentation/personnel action form and by chance, who was it signed by ( Col. Santa Claus, Lt Gen Easter Bunny), or was it -as we here suspect- a self commission?
You, have either been telling this lie so long that you really believe it to be true or you don't know how to dig your way out of the hole you have dug.
Please let us know when your attorneys don't find what isn't there to be found.
lol, Your mom told you over and over again, woof-"Don't pick your nose, or your head will cave in!"
You shoulda listened.
There are several areas in which your research has failed. Your first cardinal error is that after all the smoke cleared, you don't have my base name, and you don't have it because there are legitimate, Federally-recognized and documented reasons for keeping my base name secret. None of the names you believe to be mine that you so quickly published and sent for requests for records are the base name I used when I entered the Corp.
Wolfie's next book:
Life on the Edge:The Series of Unfortunate Events While Living in the Federal Witness Protection Program
Wolfie's true name is located with BHO's Harvard transcript and birth certificate.
Anyone know a Marine who has EVER spelled the Corps without the "s"?
Wolfie's next book:
Life on the Edge:The Series of Unfortunate Events While Living in the Federal Witness Protection Program
Wolfie's true name is located with BHO's Harvard transcript and birth certificate.
Anyone know a Marine who has EVER spelled the Corps without the "s"?
No, but I heard a complete idiot pronounce it like "corpse" a few months ago.
Had a teleprompter, no less.:rolleyes:
swatsurgeon
12-24-2010, 13:19
The spiral this entire issue has taken makes me think these threads should be moved to the comedy zone........
Wolfgang H. no longer is able to keep a straight line drawn between previous statements and more recent ones..... convoluted, obtuse and inconsistant statements seem to be the hallmark of all of the posers listed in the hall of shame; he just builds the story better everytime it's explained.
To use a line from the movie 'Phantom of the Opera': "clearly ps.com, genius has turned to madness" (and he's no genius!!)
ss
I opened my Washington Post this morning and this picture was inserted in the Federal section. The note, signed by Morgan Fairchild, yeah, that's the ticket, claimed this was Wolfie preparing for a mission.
:eek:
So this guy ain't out of HC rounds yet - another volley of smoke used for counter-battery fire. :rolleyes:
An interesting self-induced character assassination technique. ;)
Richard :munchin
Wolfie's next book:
Life on the Edge:The Series of Unfortunate Events While Living in the Federal Witness Protection Program
Wolfie's true name is located with BHO's Harvard transcript and birth certificate.
Anyone know a Marine who has EVER spelled the Corps without the "s"?
Take it easy Lindy, at least the POTUS' info is backed by the federal government, state representatives, and the Harvard admissions board.
Completely different than "There's an elephant in the room gentlemen, and you can't see it because I'm high on mushrooms." - whatever name he goes by now
Like I said before, since this guy has used his lies to defraud others and, since he used the internet, it probably is a federal crime. He needs to be investigated and charged. Isn't this what Tom Cottone does for a living?
I don't think this has been posted yet but this isn't the only area he has been called out in. The funny thing is the two last posts reference this site. Oh yea, in this exchange he supposedly was collecting data for his high speed lawyers to take action also.
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2004/11/the_doghouse_va_1.html
greenberetTFS
12-24-2010, 14:59
I opened my Washington Post this morning and this picture was inserted in the Federal section. The note, signed by Morgan Fairchild, yeah, that's the ticket, claimed this was Wolfie preparing for a mission.
:eek:
That pic is really funny,made me LMAO..............;)
Big Teddy :munchin
perdurabo
12-24-2010, 15:44
I am willing to have my original orders physically inspected and validated as authentic by any document authority or specialist, including its age right down to the authenticity of its paper. I also have legal proof that the base name on these orders is me, starting with my birth certificate going forward to present day. I now offer my original orders for physical inspection under a signed confidentiality agreement. Send requests for authentication to the email address on my website and be prepared to pay for that considerable expense yourselves.
What's "considerable"? Why would considerable expense be required to authenticate these supposed documents? What is the form #? What classification? This info would not be classified.
Why are you so eager to brag about every detail of your fictitious exploits, yet can't provide a shred of evidence? At some point, you were assigned to a "white ops" unit. Where did you attend USMC boot camp? what month and year? This is not classified information.
In contrast to those who will stutter, "This means nothing!"
As has been mentioned before, there are people that have been involved with every branch of the military, 3 letter govt agency or "black ops" projects here.
Now, the only problem left is to prove my current rank and whatever of my service record can be revealed, and I am the first to admit that this is very difficult because my records reside in non-public access.
How convenient. Meanwhile you continue to conjure up fabricated stories and tell them to everyone you cross paths with. As a wise old lady once said "Where's the beef?".
I am directing my investigation with the advice of my Washington, DC specialist attorneys
Which DC law firm is this? That's not classified. Bonus points for your lawyer's name.
If it turns out that that is all I can claim because my records remain unavailable, I will publish that fact along with all the research I have done. Additionally, I will redact my claimed rank, default back to PFC, edit the books, manuscript and website to reflect this fact, and offer remedies to those who have purchased my books if they wish to use them.
How did you manage to go from a PFC to an LTC in 17 years, all while serving in "black ops" outfits? To which continents were you deployed?
Despite what you have claimed, I have never had any intention to commit fraud, nor will I do so. More than a year prior to publication, I asked the authority that has my records about what rank and designation I should use publicly long before I published the first book. I acted on what came back to me from my request. I believed it to be true at the time, and I am taking all possible steps at considerable expense to prove it.
This contradicts your earlier lies that 1) you weren't sure which authority had your records and 2) the authority that had your records would not release any information.
you wonderful, overly reactive, people who are so willing to try to destroy before the facts are known, people who believe deep in their hearts and souls that their world is all the world there is.
AKA The people you're trying to pose as. People who have sacrificed everything from years to their health, well-being, and lives for this country.
Finally, be advised: My attorneys are recording every threat, every slanderous and libelous statement, and every move you make for future use. They have a lot of evidence already, more than enough for when it's my turn.
With your salary? Who'd you score? JG Wentworth? Is it your money and you need it now?
My advice to you is to wait until my official investigation is complete and published.
The problem here is that you're a fraud and now you're backed into a corner of shame. We can't wait, because we all know that this "official investigation" won't ever be complete or published because you're lying and haven't contacted any government agency.
aegisnavy
12-24-2010, 16:05
Anyone know a Marine who has EVER spelled the Corps without the "s"?
Never. What a fool.
Tomcatter
12-24-2010, 16:11
Wolfgang,
Is it not smarter to just have your lawyers speak on your behalf at this point, rather than you muddle yourself up even further?
Well...I guess the problem is...is that you lack any of these lawyers you claim to have.
The tell tale here, the real elephant in the room, is that you have literally nothing to prove because you have done nothing that you claim. You have no license for a 200 ton vessel. You have no experience in the armed forces, let alone the USMC. You have no real stake in Vadium Technologies because you are a sham. You have no real practicing Private Investigating firm.
Why? Because you refuse to name any of it, because as soon as you do, we have more and more to work with on finding you.
Do you realize the information that has been found about you? Do you realize it is known where you work, your current situation in life and the fact that you are a poor miserable person? You might have fooled people who don't know better, but you are now in the main spotlight of the people who chew people like you for breakfast.
I am beyond confident that this has turned from you simply lying to believing what you actually say. I'd wager you are mentally deficient in cognitive reasoning. You stack lie upon lie...and you simply do not realize that you live on a house of cards.
For the love of God dude....just fess up. You have no concept of the real world, you have no concept of publishing, the military, firearms and all that nonsense. In fact, it seems like you read too much fiction (like Clive Cussler, Tom Clancy and those people)
You are not well in the head, and you have lied to many, many people. You have no "powerful DC lawyers," you have no "7 lawyers on retainer," you have no legitimate say in anything, and the more you speak, the more you make it blatantly obvious (even though it was like that from the start.)
Give it up, you are only making it worse for yourself.
Kyobanim
12-24-2010, 16:12
To which continents were you deployed?
He was on all the continents. Best his best missions were on the Lost Continent.
wow.
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Van+Hammersmith/contributions/
Hi folks. My name is Van Hammersmith, and I'm here to answer questions about band life, touring, performing, and all aspects of everything rock and roll. What qualifies me as an authority? Nothing, except thirty years as a road warrior playing guitar, bass, keyboards, and sometimes drums in more than forty bands. I've never played the big, big times, but I've met a lot of faces and seen a lot of places.
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A brief explanation: No, Van Hammersmith is not my real name. It's a nickname that started when I was playing bass in a horror metal band, and we all had stage names. Mine was Wolfgang Von Hammersmith, but over time it became Van Hammersmith. I'm not from Hammersmith in England, and I've never played the Hammersmith Odeon. It's just what some people call me.
Okay! Here are some questions.
This was posted 1 Dec 2010 on this website (http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/columns/junkyard/ask_van_hammersmith_part_19.html):
BLUF: Wolfie claims his father was abusive & he ran away from home at 15. Never mentions USMC but claims he was into drugs in mid-80's...during his black ops career?
Hey Van Hammersmith, how are things?
I live in a crappy English town in the middle of nowhere and I've been playing guitar for a little over a year now. I play mainly heavy and thrash metal (Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden etc.) and have gotten pretty good. I've been looking for a band for a few months now but I have found nothing. A few friends of mine have said that they are interested in playing in a band, but none of them can actually play instruments. Should I keep looking for a band or should I keep encouraging my friends to learn some instruments and wait for them to get better at playing?
Cheers dude,
Tom Booth
My dad was in the Vietnam War. He didn't talk about it much, but he took some shrapnel, apparently from his own guys. Honest miscalculation. No hard feelings, but deep, deep bitterness.
Before he was drafted, he was a classic bad-ass. Motorcycle, rock and roll, fighting on Saturdays night at the drive in, all that kind of bullshit. According to my mom, he was completely different when he came back. Cold as ice, hard as steel. Everything was serious.
He provided for the family, but as a bitter old man myself, I'm going to have to say that he was a bad dad. He had a strict disciplinarian father (ah, dear old Grandpa, a vet himself. Omaha Beach, motherf--kers), and when he was growing up, he rebelled against that tight-assed shit. But when he came back from The 'Nam, he was full-on "grown up," and he was f--king impossible to be around.
He drank pretty hard. I can count maybe ten times I saw him slap my mother. He used a closed fist on me twice, but preferred to whip my ass with his belt if he felt I was pushing things. Needless to say, I didn't care for the situation.
I don't hate him. I pity him in certain ways, because I know what created him. Life f--ked him over in several ways, and by the time he got around to being surrounded by comfort and love, he had no idea how to deal with it. He died in 1987. I talked to him on the phone a couple months before he died. I'm not really sure about the details there, because I was seriously into controlled substances around that time.
I don't hate him, but I'll never love him. I've forgiven him, but I don't miss him.
I ran away several times. When I was fifteen I f--ked off and ended up crashing with the cousin of one of my friends. His name was Kenny. He was older and and had his own apartment. He was a bit contradictory. He hated hippies but he loved rock and roll. He was like Kerouac, in a way I guess. Underground, but actually conservative. He was a freak for The Rolling Stones, Hendrix, The Kinks, The Animals, and a lot of other English shit. Except The Beatles. He hated The Beatles, but I think that was just so he could go against the flow.
He and I had nothing to talk about. At the time I liked pop music, whatever bubblegum shit happened to be on the radio. He had a fridge full of beer. He always had a loaf of white bread, baloney, and endless Old Milwaukee beer. He worked in a tire plant, and at night we would sit there drinking beer, not talking, and drinking Old Milwaukee.
Eventually he said, "Can you play guitar?"
I said no.
He said, "I've got a couple guitars. Let me show you some stuff."
He had a rough old electric for himself (I don't remember what kind it was), and he gave me this piece of shit acoustic. It was missing the top two strings, and it had to be tuned after every song. But he taught me to play. He was bad, but we played. I stayed with him for about a month until my mom found me, and by that time I was hooked on playing guitar.
The next summer I got a job sweeping at that same tire plant and used the money to buy my first guitar. I tried to get Kenny to be in a band with me, but he wasn't interested in playing in an actual band. So I grabbed one of my other friends and strong-armed him into getting a bass. He wiped out his savings getting this thing, for no better reason than I told him he had to. He couldn't play. We figured it out together, and found some kid at school to play drums. We learned two songs: "Louie Louie" and an ironic version (proto-punk!) of "Peggy Sue."
So it began. So it always begins. Help your friends learn. Play with whoever is willing.
What was your question again?
Wolfie's myspace (http://www.myspace.com/therideistheway)claims Spec Ops
Companies
Vadium Technology, Inc, Vadium Federal Services, Vadium Voice Communications, ltc.
o Fife, WA, Miami, FL, London, UK, WA, FL, UK US
o Chairman, Director Engineering and Spec Ops
Hillar was a enjoyable daily read, this Hammersmith character is out of the park on the insanity scale.
Keep it coming!
wow.
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Van+Hammersmith/contributions/
This was posted 1 Dec 2010 on this website (http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/columns/junkyard/ask_van_hammersmith_part_19.html):
BLUF: Wolfie claims his father was abusive & he ran away from home at 15. Never mentions USMC but claims he was into drugs in mid-80's...during his black ops career?
Wolfie's myspace (http://www.myspace.com/therideistheway)claims Spec Ops
Companies
Vadium Technology, Inc, Vadium Federal Services, Vadium Voice Communications, ltc.
o Fife, WA, Miami, FL, London, UK, WA, FL, UK US
o Chairman, Director Engineering and Spec Ops
This dude can't keep his stories straight.
From his book website:
Born in 1950 into a Military family and handed over to a USMC program at the age of twelve, Wolfgang Hammersmith was raised in the world of the US Marine Corps. He graduated from the program at the age of eighteen,..
And from his guitar site:
My dad was in the Vietnam War. He didn't talk about it much, but he took some shrapnel, apparently from his own guys. Honest miscalculation. No hard feelings, but deep, deep bitterness.
Before he was drafted, he was a classic bad-ass. Motorcycle, rock and roll, fighting on Saturdays night at the drive in, all that kind of bullshit. According to my mom, he was completely different when he came back. Cold as ice, hard as steel. Everything was serious.
He provided for the family, but as a bitter old man myself, I'm going to have to say that he was a bad dad. He had a strict disciplinarian father (ah, dear old Grandpa, a vet himself. Omaha Beach, motherf--kers), and when he was growing up, he rebelled against that tight-assed shit. But when he came back from The 'Nam, he was full-on "grown up," and he was f--king impossible to be around.
This is like getting hooked on a TV soap opera. :rolleyes:
Pat
ETA: This may not be the same guy. His birth date is listed as 1964.
Team Sergeant
12-24-2010, 18:13
Oh god --- not *shudder* lawyers!
Tomcatter is absolutely right... there are no lawyers...because no lawyer, especially one wanting to win a case (and possibly keep his license) would allow his moron client to keep talking. That is legal suicide.
Hey TS, received any "Cease and Desist" yet? No? Not even a phone call?Didn't think so.
Nope, but my attorney has spoken.......said something like "Bring it". ;)
A brief explanation: No, Van Hammersmith is not my real name. It's a nickname that started when I was playing bass in a horror metal band, and we all had stage names.... but over time it became Van Hammersmith. I'm not from Hammersmith in England, and I've never played the Hammersmith Odeon. It's just what some people call me..."
Just an FYI....
No real, ( and I say that in context,) musician that I have known would say that about themselves, in fact it is laughable!:eek:
Hey Hammer-head, it is so obvious that you are lying about whatever you cliam to be...... a player???
Or maybe you don't know that anyone with a one off lesson in piano 101 could see it? You POS! And no, I am not afraid of your BS.....:mad:
Holly:munchin
]ETA: This may not be the same guy. His birth date is listed as 1964.[/COLOR]
His Facebook page is listed has Van Hammersmith and on his guitar page it states his name evolved from Von to Van Hammersmith.
He has 3 patents under Wolfgang S Hammersmith.
Same dude...different lies...sorry, different "cover stories".
This picture (http://www.berkleemusic.com/members/14961138) sure looks familiar
Interview from UK gamer site (http://www.dedicatedtogamers.co.uk/#/beyond-the-call-of-duty/4545500163)
WH:
I was 12 when I joined the young-person’s program called “Bull Pups” in the USMC, placed there by my father. I had never known civilian life even as a child as I was under my father’s training from age 6, and after that, my path through my adult service life was not typical. In our work we wore uniforms infrequently, perhaps six times in all those years. We didn’t live within military protocol, but we didn’t live within civilian world either. We functioned almost entirely off base, unlike the units that evolved from our beginning, living among civilians but not mixing with them. We never looked 'military' with long hair, beards (men only!), and we wore civilian clothing on the job. The photo on the back of the first book is not only rare, it’s an anomaly – it shows the only time we even came close to looking military – and even then the camo is mis-matched as required for the mission. When I stood down from active duty, I was not able to cope with most of the things civilians deal with, for better or worse, every day. The USMC and the program were my life and I knew no other way. If I had not met Elizabeth, my wife and companion, and a few helpful friends along the way, I would have not been able to exist outside the system. Although I have learned much, I am not able to completely function as a civilian even today.
Wolfie...youz gots som' 'splaining to do!!!!
To quote Hammersmith
"When I stood down from active duty, I was not able to cope with most of the things civilians deal with, for better or worse, every day. The USMC and the program were my life and I knew no other way. If I had not met Elizabeth, my wife and companion, and a few helpful friends along the way, I would have not been able to exist outside the system. Although I have learned much, I am not able to completely function as a civilian even today."
When he mentions his unit being outside the system, living on the economy, and only deployed a few times each year for a week or two, you'd think that spending 80% of his time in civilian communities, acting like a civilian would have prevented that problem.
He would have never survived being captured. His story falls apart while sitting back in comfortable surroundings, smokin on whatever.
This is like watching a train wreck.
Frau Wolfe emboldened by years of fleecing prepubescent boys still hasn't figured out his scavenging gig is up, he has slithered into the sights of actual apex predators. Men who have been defending our country by frankly doing bad things to bad people from the jungles of Vietnam up through the mountains of Afghanistan. Besides fraud, his pathetic foibles to profit from false service insult the memory and sacrifices of far better men, men who are brothers to the veterans here. He thinks he can ride the storm through by posting transparent excuses, hiding behind the internet, maybe change his name again, and figure out the next con. If he had half a brain he would quietly slither away, instead his continued egotistical braying is further provoking a tightly knit motivated community with far greater resources, some of whom moved on into law enforcement. Wolfie has no lawyers, he is an anxious slob hiding out in a strip mall somewhere wondering how bad this will be, he likely hasn't had a healthy bowel movement since all of this started, something his future roommate in a jail cell will likely remedy, if he doesn't first flee to a country without indoor plumbing. Wolfie still hasn't figured out how this story ends.
His Facebook page is listed has Van Hammersmith and on his guitar page it states his name evolved from Von to Van Hammersmith.
He has 3 patents under Wolfgang S Hammersmith.
Same dude...different lies...sorry, different "cover stories".
This picture (http://www.berkleemusic.com/members/14961138) sure looks familiar
Interview from UK gamer site (http://www.dedicatedtogamers.co.uk/#/beyond-the-call-of-duty/4545500163)
Wolfie...youz gots som' 'splaining to do!!!!
That's what I figured and why I didn't delete my post. A bit of CYA on my part. ;) I'm sooooo worried I'll be sued. :D Hey, wouldn't a double naught spy just sneak into our bedrooms and whack us? Why waste money on a fleet of lawyers?
Pat
BlackHills
12-24-2010, 20:15
WH: I am not able to completely function as a civilian even today.
That may be the only honest statement he's made.
For the non-FOGs who may naught ;) know what that means: Jethro Bodine. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5aNn4Sfmas)
Pat
Hey, wouldn't a double naught spy just sneak into our bedrooms and whack us? Why waste money on a fleet of lawyers?
That's what I've been wondering. Look at the guys accomplishments:
- Seen action on all '8' continents.
- Used so many cover stories he can't remember his real rank.
- Spent so much time acting as a civilian, that he doesn't know how to act as a civilian.
- Created the greatest crypto software the world has ever seen.
- So generous he allows the Marines to keep his active LTC pay
- Converses telepathically with elephants
- Employs a fleet of lawyers so secret that they're never seen or heard from
- During his 30 years as a 'covert operator,' he was also a travelling, 'world renown' musician.
He makes James Bond look like Mr. Bean. He may be the greatest American/human being of all time
He makes James Bond look like Mr. Bean. He may be the greatest American/human being of all time
I bet he drinks Dos Equis and graduated Summa Cum Laude from the Most Interesting Academy.
Stay thirsty my friends ;)
perdurabo
12-24-2010, 22:21
There was some question whether Wolfgang and this Van Hammersmith guy are the same. They are the same charlatan. He went by "Steve Pyryezstov" back then. I'll keep my playing hand secret for now, but it's not related to the article he posted at: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/columns/junkyard/ask_van_hammersmith.html that mentions Wolfgang Hammersmith.
Worst cover ever for a "black ops" SAD guy. That's what he's claiming currently, right? I can't keep the TLAs he worked for straight, since they change weekly.
Poor SA on Wolfie's part.
- Seen action on all '8' continents.
trvlr
In the interest of OPSEC, we might want to be less specific and associate Wolfgang with n-continents". :D
Just sayin. :D
ZonieDiver
12-25-2010, 08:46
He was on all the continents. Best his best missions were on the Lost Continent.
That's gotta be in the "post of the year" running!
It is actually WORSE than I thought. Terminal Lance (Corporal) has posted an entertaining dialogue with Wolfgang von Dipshi'ite and his email replies are interesting (legal threats are noted).
http://terminallance.com/forum/index.php?topic=1899.0
This is a quote from one of Wolfie's emails posted on the above site: "My world is so far out of his world it’s beyond his conception, even on his very best day."
Wolfie...I'm seriously concerned about you hanging out with all those young gamers at your book promotions.
Wolfie's page is still up http://wolfganghammersmith.com/2010/ and it includes his interview (http://wolfganghammersmith.com/2010/11/audio-interview-wolfgang-on-the-mike-and-tom-show/#comments) (you have to jump to 18:35 to get to Wolfie and to 24:50 where he claims the stories in the book are true).
Tomcatter
12-25-2010, 17:39
It is actually WORSE than I thought. Terminal Lance (Corporal) has posted an entertaining dialogue with Wolfgang von Dipshi'ite and his email replies are interesting (legal threats are noted).
http://terminallance.com/forum/index.php?topic=1899.0
This is a quote from one of Wolfie's emails posted on the above site: "My world is so far out of his world it’s beyond his conception, even on his very best day."
Wolfie...I'm seriously concerned about you hanging out with all those young gamers at your book promotions.
Wolfie's page is still up http://wolfganghammersmith.com/2010/ and it includes his interview (http://wolfganghammersmith.com/2010/11/audio-interview-wolfgang-on-the-mike-and-tom-show/#comments) (you have to jump to 18:35 to get to Wolfie and to 24:50 where he claims the stories in the book are true).
That's my dialog with him the day after his interview came up. I've been on this guy since the 22nd, and he has been just insane the entire time.
I assure you, the conversations over Skype were even more entertaining. This guy is one of those liars who is very well accustomed to controlling conversations. He got flustered as I drilled him on every single part of his story. Kept saying he brought down powerful gangs (refused to answer which gangs), says he brought down druglords (didn't name any).
The entire time I talked with this guy, he said a bunch of "people who can vet me" did all this and that. Kept alluding to people in high places, and refused to name any of them. Total incompetence on his part. He started talking that he was going to give me a bunch of trials that he was apart of to bring down drug lords, and as soon as I asked for case numbers and names, he immediately hesitated, then kept trying to tell me that htey were federally sealed and that should I look; he would have to go into protective custody.
Guy was just demented.
Team Sergeant
12-25-2010, 18:03
That's my dialog with him the day after his interview came up. I've been on this guy since the 22nd, and he has been just insane the entire time.I assure you, the conversations over Skype were even more entertaining. This guy is one of those liars who is very well accustomed to controlling conversations. He got flustered as I drilled him on every single part of his story. Kept saying he brought down powerful gangs (refused to answer which gangs), says he brought down druglords (didn't name any).
The entire time I talked with this guy, he said a bunch of "people who can vet me" did all this and that. Kept alluding to people in high places, and refused to name any of them. Total incompetence on his part. He started talking that he was going to give me a bunch of trials that he was apart of to bring down drug lords, and as soon as I asked for case numbers and names, he immediately hesitated, then kept trying to tell me that htey were federally sealed and that should I look; he would have to go into protective custody.
Guy was just demented.
He was amusing.... I have to admit, after reading some of his Bio I was spitting coffee all over the place, it was sooo stupid it was funny!
Guy was just demented.
Seriously, I think you've hit the nail on the head. This guy is clearly living in another world and has taken on the life of Sam Fisher. He has gone well outside the "reasonable person".
I also think Vadium Technology is similar to Setec Astronomy (from the movie Sneakers).
Wolfie...your records strictly in the hands of the government is a threat to my democracy. These are the "cases" that this retard has been claiming taking about: Private Investigation cases. You are INTENTIONALLY misleading your young gamers by consistently referring to classified cases and placing wiki URLs to NCS and SAD on your website. You are INTENTIONALLY insinuating and implying that you have worked operational HUMINT cases for the USG.
As others have pointed out Wolfie, you so Kovert that you're everywhere!!! You suck at hide and seek man...didn't you learn anything from your training with your dad in the back yard (ref to your podcast interview)?
http://news.cnet.com/Private-lives-online---page-3/2009-1017_3-237169-3.html?tag=contentMain;contentBody
Others point out that people who want personal information certainly have plenty of avenues to follow.
"Many times, employers or past employers have Social Security numbers on file, and if you ask, they'll give it to you," said Wolfgang Hammersmith, a head investigator for Cyber Survival, a private-investigation firm based in Seattle.
Getting information "is easier than robbing a house," he said. "It?s so simple to gather information from all kinds of sources."
Both Coyle and Sobel advocate laws to restrict the ability of companies to compile and pass out private information.
But Hammersmith says restricting information just takes it out of the public arena and puts it exclusively into the hands of the government--something he says could jeopardize the very foundations of democracy.
"If you restrict it from the public, the government will always have information," Hammersmith said. "I work so many cases," he added, "where the handling of information is abused."
Source (http://www.morehouse.org/secure/links.htm) for below info
Cyber-Survival Headquarters (http://www.aa.net/cyber-survival-hq/) - secure internet communications software, unbreakable "vault" software for business pc's and personal systems.
Guess where the "Cyber-Survival" name comes from??? Video games (http://www.gamespot.com/psp/action/metalgearsolidportableopsplus/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-42489732&pid=942155)! Heck Wolfie, I bet you run a comic book store too!!!
I really had to pull out all the stops and call in a lot of favors from my spook friends to dig these pictures up but I found some of Wolfie and his past exploits.
Why are those guys looking at Vader's junk? :D
longrange1947
12-25-2010, 20:39
Why are those guys looking at Vader's junk? :D
Why did you notice that???? :p
uhhh...:eek:
So much for my foray into imagery analysis! :o
perdurabo
12-25-2010, 22:00
He started talking that he was going to give me a bunch of trials that he was apart of to bring down drug lords, and as soon as I asked for case numbers and names, he immediately hesitated, then kept trying to tell me that htey were federally sealed and that should I look; he would have to go into protective custody.
Here's a name: Hoelker. Here's another name: Linn. They aren't federally sealed.
There's a lot more known than what's posted in the forums, but it's more fun to let Wolfie run himself into corners.
Sadly Wolfie, you aspired to be an operater (in makebelieve) but, in the end, have just become the class clown.
Give it up Boysan and do something else besides scam young kids...hell, from the websites I've seen the majority of the kids see thru your crap.
Tomcatter
12-26-2010, 00:19
Here's a name: Hoelker. Here's another name: Linn. They aren't federally sealed.
There's a lot more known than what's posted in the forums, but it's more fun to let Wolfie run himself into corners.
yeah, he gave me those documents when we talked. I gave them to TS. Seems like you guys got info on that a lot easier than I did.
Wolfgang -
Attached, a video that hits the nail on the head, (all three times).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETrWZsYYJOQ
Welcome to hell.
Wolfgang -
Attached, a video that hits the nail on the head, (all three times).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETrWZsYYJOQ
Welcome to hell.
Good one!
Wolfie made one HUGE mistake when he came to this site. He brought a knife to a gunfight with real gunfighters.
Good one!
Wolfie made one HUGE mistake when he came to this site. He brought a knife to a gunfight with real gunfighters.
I'm reminded of the video clip for following simple instructions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oekYqamByD4&feature=related
He should have consulted with,...well...someone.
"Wolf, don't do it, you're not thick skinned enough, try something else."
Gentlemen,
This morning I searched several highly classified USG databases with at least two federal agencies and discovered that Wolfgang Hammersmith had been given the callsign name Papa Uniform Five Five Yankee.
His dossier included a few pictures which were cleared for public release by appropriate historians. Picture 4 is an actual photo of Mr. Hammersmith during a Black Ops mission (I'm unable to provide date and location due to limitations of this network).
FYI: It may help to write out his callsign.
Lindy
AngelsSix
12-27-2010, 20:55
I'm wondering if the guys on this thread are associates of our COL, USMC (R).
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
MVP
That shit was so damn funny I nearly peed myself! Are their really people like that out there??:rolleyes:
That shit was so damn funny I nearly peed myself! Are their really people like that out there??:rolleyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHK4G6KoayI&feature=related
perdurabo
12-28-2010, 11:41
So what legal angles are there, here?
Wolfie is claiming to be a Marine and to have served in the CIA with SAD/NCS.
It looks like the Stolen Valor Act is no more, but in August of this year, a man in Florida was charged with "impersonating an officer" for approaching a woman and claiming he was a CIA agent and needed help.
The "logic" of law is above my puny brain.
Reference:
http://www.examiner.com/crime-in-st-petersburg/clearwater-member-of-u-s-air-force-arrested-for-impersonating-a-cia-officer
So what legal angles are there, here?
Wolfie is claiming to be a Marine and to have served in the CIA with SAD/NCS.
Here's another of Wolfie's ACTIVE websites (http://wolfganghammersmith.wordpress.com/2010/10/13/thank-you-game-stop-medal-of-honor-release-was-awesome/) and this one has real no shi'ite picture from his book signing.
Follow the money:
Book sales
Paid appearances at "gaming stores"
Paid interviews
Sensational & unsubstantiated claims with his "alphacipher" and digital one time pad, which have been reviewed by well-known cryptologists as basically "snake oil".
False claims on his Vadium tech website (e.g. Mr. Hammersmith is an expert in security matters with extensive international experience.) and extensive press releases related to VT's expansion into the international markets.
Washington Revised Code RCW 9A.60.045: Criminal impersonation in the second degree.
(1) A person is guilty of criminal impersonation in the second degree if the person:
(a)(i) Claims to be a law enforcement officer or creates an impression that he or she is a law enforcement officer; and
(ii) Under circumstances not amounting to criminal impersonation in the first degree, does an act with intent to convey the impression that he or she is acting in an official capacity and a reasonable person would believe the person is a law enforcement officer; or
(b) Falsely assumes the identity of a veteran or active duty member of the armed forces of the United States with intent to defraud for the purpose of personal gain or to facilitate any unlawful activity.
(2) Criminal impersonation in the second degree is a gross misdemeanor.
[2004 c 124 § 1; 2004 c 11 § 2; 2003 c 53 § 79.]
Washington Revised Code RCW 9A.56.020: Theft — Definition, defense.
(1) "Theft" means:
(a) To wrongfully obtain or exert unauthorized control over the property or services of another or the value thereof, with intent to deprive him or her of such property or services; or
(b) By color or aid of deception to obtain control over the property or services of another or the value thereof, with intent to deprive him or her of such property or services; or
The following definitions are applicable in this chapter unless the context otherwise requires:
(4) "By color or aid of deception" means that the deception operated to bring about the obtaining of the property or services; it is not necessary that deception be the sole means of obtaining the property or services;
(5) "Deception" occurs when an actor knowingly:
(a) Creates or confirms another's false impression which the actor knows to be false; or
(b) Fails to correct another's impression which the actor previously has created or confirmed; or
Wolfie's vast internet postings and online interviews suggest that he is suffering from narcissistic personality disorder (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/narcissistic-personality-disorder-symptoms.html), which is defined as:
* The most important symptom is the developed sense of self-importance.
* The need for excessive self-admiration is not a sign of a healthy mind. This kind of behavior causes a narcissist person to constantly seek importance.
* These people believe themselves to be special than others.
* The narcissist exhibits a jealous behavior, and wrongly, thinks that others are envious of him/her.
* The narcissistic personality, taking into consideration the above symptoms appears to be quite harmless. However, these people can also take advantage of others in order to meet their own goals. This is when the narcissists create problems for others.
* Turning arrogant and showing no respect to others' feelings is one of the narcissistic personality disorder symptoms in children
* Narcissistic personality disorder makes the person emotional, and he/she can get hurt quite easily.
* Self-esteem of such people may dip when hurt on an emotional level. They however, don't show it off in public and tend to sulk. Displaying a seemingly strong personality on the exterior is one such characteristic/symptom of these people. (COMMENT: listen to his podcasts)
* Setting unrealistic goals is one of the traits of narcissists. This kind of a behavior may arise from the fact that they don't gauge their own abilities/potential properly. Their thought-process is clouded by self-obsession and undue confidence.
* Since, people with narcissistic personality disorder are self-centered, they tend to exaggerate their achievements and abilities/talents. This behavior is bound to create/slowly develop a personality which is kind of fake, or not in line with the true nature of that particular person.
* A habit of boasting about talents and achievements can result into the person receiving a severe emotional/mental shock when hurt by an honest but brutal criticism. More information on narcissistic rage can help in understanding the violent behavior exhibited by these people.
He's the issue with this f-tard:
1) He has trouble with the truth and intentionally misleads others for personal and financial gain (although he lives in a shitty little apartment in Tacoma).
2) He manipulates facts and introduces deceptive details, which cannot be validated, for personal and financial gain.
3) He has ability to conclusively settle this matter by providing names, documents, etc. yet chooses to restructure his website with even more implied associations with the United States Intelligence Community (e.g. his wiki links to the NCS and SAD). He has do nothing to provide credible facts. I believe this feeds his "need" for attention (negative attention is nevertheless attention).
Wolfie, you are a liar and a fraud. You are simply a Private Investigator in Washington State and THOSE are the experiences that you cite as being Black Ops. You disgrace the men and women of the US Military, the Directorate of Operations at CIA, and even your shareholders of your "company".
Do the right thing Wolfie: come clean, apologize, and donate any monies you have received as a result of your deceit to the Special Operations Warrior Foundation. Here is the URL http://www.specialops.org/?page=Make_A_Donation
You should also drive out to Tahoma National Cemetery in Kent, Wa and beg those interned for forgiveness.
fraud
1.deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2.a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: mail fraud; election frauds.
3.any deception, trickery, or humbug: That diet book is a fraud and a waste of time.
4.a person who makes deceitful pretenses; sham; poseur.
liar
a person who tells lies.
lie
1.a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2.something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture: His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
3.an inaccurate or false statement.
4.the charge or accusation of lying: He flung the lie back at his accusers.
Holy crap! Wolfgang is Richard Gere's chubby, short, unpublicized twin brother!
Go to the web-site and look at the book signing pics at the GameStop - he's with his son - no wonder he won't give up the charade.
And so it goes...:(
Richard :munchin
Masochist
12-28-2010, 16:40
Holy crap! Wolfgang is Richard Gere's chubby, short, unpublicized twin brother!
More like Richard Burton. :rolleyes:
Hammersmith Is Out (IMDB) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068674/)
Hammersmith Is Out (Wikipedia) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammersmith_Is_Out)
From Wikipedia:
Billy Breedlove (Beau Bridges) is an orderly at a Texas psychiatric hospital. He simultaneously falls under the spell of two people: a blonde waitress at a local diner named Jimmie Jean Jackson (Elizabeth Taylor) and an allegedly sociopathic hospital patient named Hammersmith (Richard Burton), who is restrained in a straitjacket within a locked cell. Hammersmith promises Billy a new life with fame and fortune if he is released from his incarceration. Billy agrees to free Hammersmith, provided that Jimmie Jean can accompany their escape. The three make their way into adventures where Hammersmith murders people and steals property as the means for elevating Billy’s social and financial status. Billy becomes the owner of a topless bar, the owner of a pharmaceutical company, an oil tycoon, the financier of political campaigns and a roving ambassador-at-large for the United States. Over time, Billy comes to loathe Jimmie Jean. However, Hammersmith takes an interest in her and grants her wish that she should be become a mother. Hammersmith arranges for Billy to become disabled in a water skiing accident, and then convinces him to commit suicide. The head of the psychiatric hospital (Peter Ustinov) locates Hammersmith and has him returned to his incarceration – where he begins to promise fame and fortune to another orderly
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
Mr Furious
12-28-2010, 17:43
Hammersmith Is Out...Hammersmith Is Out
Huh? Out like in escaped raving lunatic, or "out" out? Sorry just came from the DADT thread...had to :p
Masochist
12-28-2010, 17:53
Huh? Out like in escaped raving lunatic, or "out" out? Sorry just came from the DADT thread...had to :p
Remember, DADT is still in effect for a little while longer. I didn't ask, and I wasn't told. :D But one can presume ...
Team Sergeant
12-28-2010, 18:22
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
"I was not a Combat Team Commander and I will stop lying."
The picture in that post is very amusing....looks like wolfie is sporting a dunlap and a double chin. I've worked with Rangers, SEALS, Airborne Infantry, Marine Force Recon etc, I've never seen anyone as fat and out of shape as wolfgang hammersmith is in that picture. wolfgang must have been with the "Fat-Commando's" squad......;)
wolfgang must have been with the "Fat-Commando's" squad......;)
69Q - Choir boy, small unit, general purpose, large. ;)
Richard :munchin
greenberetTFS
12-28-2010, 18:30
In that aspect,I'm afraid that I can't take a shot at him,because "He who is without sin,cast the first stone"................;)
Big Teddy :munchin
In that aspect,I'm afraid that I can't take a shot at him,because "He who is without sin,cast the first stone"................;)
Big Teddy :munchin
Wolfie has claimed on other sites that photo was taken while HE WAS SERVING IN THE MILITARY presumably as a CTC (cheeseburger team commander).
The picture in that post is very amusing....looks like wolfie is sporting a dunlap and a double chin. I've worked with Rangers, SEALS, Airborne Infantry, Marine Force Recon etc, I've never seen anyone as fat and out of shape as wolfgang hammersmith is in that picture. wolfgang must have been with the "Fat-Commando's" squad......;)
Helmet-cam video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoY_Fahp_Qc&feature=related) of Wolfie on the objective. (this is one way to take down a target.)
perdurabo
12-28-2010, 18:56
Wolfie has claimed on other sites that photo was taken while HE WAS SERVING IN THE MILITARY presumably as a CTC (cheeseburger team commander).
He deployed to the southwestern US (judging by the vegetation and landscape in the photo)??
Those boots and pants hadn't seen the outside of a closet yet, either. His watch looks like it was designed in the 2000s.
Wolfie claims his combat teams had women soldiers.
For nineteen years since 1968 I had top professional soldiers who were also women on my combat Teams where they performed equally with the men, and my teams recorded approximately the same number of outstanding performances in active combat for both sexes.
I fought beside women in combat who, because of their outstanding bravery and in some cases, sacrifice, deserved the Congressional Medal of Honor but were not awarded.
Link here (http://paranoidemdroid.blogspot.com/2010/11/women-combat-and-cod-guest-blog.html).
This is from a girl gamer's blog. Seems Wolfie likes to be all he can be to everyone, girl gamers included. :rolleyes:
-Susan
He deployed to the southwestern US (judging by the vegetation and landscape in the photo)??.
Careful...you're about to expose his participation in OPERATION PAINT BALL, which is sealed by a Federal court order (the order was for lunch at Burger King but that's irrelevant). :rolleyes:
He reminds me of the Seinfeld episode (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8xwpW8gJQ) where Kramer is in a karate class...for little kids.
You're a brave warrior Wolfie. Come clean man.
For nineteen years since 1968 I had top professional soldiers who were also women on my combat Teams where they performed equally with the men, and my teams recorded approximately the same number of outstanding performances in active combat for both sexes.
But he has documents that say he was drafted in 1969? How was he in combat with females BEFORE he was in the Marine Corps?
From his website:
Update 23 December 2010
I met with my attorneys in Washington, D.C., early this week. Based on evidence I shared with my attorneys (including my original orders to report to duty in 1969) an investigation is being mounted to uncover my official status in the Marine Corps. Additionally, I have sent Standard Form 180 (SF 180) to request my military status.
Psssst...Wolfie...oh, sorry, LTC Hammersmith, when you lie about your military service in order to appear as a subject matter expert so you can sell more books, you are committing a crime in Washington State.
Washington Revised Code RCW 9A.60.045: Criminal impersonation in the second degree.
(1) A person is guilty of criminal impersonation in the second degree if the person:
(a)(i) Claims to be a law enforcement officer or creates an impression that he or she is a law enforcement officer; and
(ii) Under circumstances not amounting to criminal impersonation in the first degree, does an act with intent to convey the impression that he or she is acting in an official capacity and a reasonable person would believe the person is a law enforcement officer; or
(b) Falsely assumes the identity of a veteran or active duty member of the armed forces of the United States with intent to defraud for the purpose of personal gain or to facilitate any unlawful activity.
(2) Criminal impersonation in the second degree is a gross misdemeanor.
In Washington State, gross misdemeanors are punishable by up to one year in jail and/or a $5,000 fine.
The picture in that post is very amusing....looks like wolfie is sporting a dunlap and a double chin. I've worked with Rangers, SEALS, Airborne Infantry, Marine Force Recon etc, I've never seen anyone as fat and out of shape as wolfgang hammersmith is in that picture. wolfgang must have been with the "Fat-Commando's" squad......;)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! What a disgusting, slimy, overblown, blowhard of a person! Wish I had not seen that PHOTO!!! My birthday cake is now coming up in my mouth! :eek:
Hey Gangbang Hammerfu**, you are a POS and a PIG, In My Humble Opinion as a Female!!!! ( Who loves REAL BTDT that have aged gracefully over the years...) ;-)
Holly:munchin
" 41 countries, 86 missions, 8 continents, 8,987,646 chocolate bullets..."
zero integrity
zero class
zero conscience
ZonieDiver
12-28-2010, 21:28
In that aspect,I'm afraid that I can't take a shot at him,because "He who is without sin,cast the first stone"................;)
Big Teddy :munchin
Big Teddy,
There is a BIG difference between him and you (or me). He claims he is still IN, just NUO - whatever that is. He reminds me of a line from 'The Replacements' (paraphrasing): "He's not a 'has-been', he's a 'never-was'!"
There are many things you have that he never will, such as a well-earned Green Beret. However, the main thing that you have, which he will never have, nor understand, is honor.
" 41 countries, 86 missions, 8 continents, 8,987,646 chocolate bullets..."
Shot or eaten? :D
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! What a disgusting, slimy, overblown, blowhard of a person! Wish I had not seen that PHOTO!!! My birthday cake is now coming up in my mouth! :eek:
Hey Gangbang Hammerfu**, you are a POS and a PIG, In My Humble Opinion as a Female!!!! ( Who loves REAL BTDT that have aged gracefully over the years...) ;-)
Holly:munchin
LMAO...go get 'im Girl
LMAO...go get 'im Girl
Well Sir,:o
It is no wonder why he had to create such an elaborate facade, because wolf-eater knows no real woman would ever buy his BS.
...Maybe he would have more luck if he decided to go with the whole beastiality(sp?) thing, and try his luck with cows, donkeys, or I dunno, pigs?
Just sayin!:rolleyes:
Holly
perdurabo
12-29-2010, 15:08
LMAO...go get 'im Girl
TS/TR have nothing on echoes in the verbal lashing department, yikes :lifter
TS/TR have nothing on echoes in the verbal lashing department, yikes
Haha!
No, TS & TR are The Masters of the craft!!!:lifter
We can All can learn from them, and other QP's. It is a very special quality that They All posses!;)
The fact thaqt this poser was "OUTED," here on PS.com is not surprising, considering the Real Men who make up the foundation of this site!
Holly:)
I would like to request the name of his DC lawyer. Given WH's classified 201 file, his lawyer must have the appropriate clearance to request those records. I will happily volunteer 2 minutes of my day to run the lawyer through JPAS to ensure he has the appropriate clearance and access to view these mystery records.
I will even volunteer to help the lawyer get those records...I can easily introduce him to the correct people who have access to closed military personnel records.
But I won't have to spend anytime doing this...even though I would happily make the short drive to the lawyer's office...because Wolfie..you are a delusional POS. You do not understand the military record keeping system, nor do you understand the laws and regulations that govern military records. You try to BS the people who actually work within the system because you are a fraud and a poser and your world is crumbling down around you.
Have a super day.
Guys - he doesn't have a lawyer(s). He dropped a huge "tell" in one of his last posts. He claimed to be filing a FOIA for his records. He is lying. I won't go into it any further as this is a beautiful TTP for future posers and frauds.
perdurabo
12-30-2010, 11:24
Guys - he doesn't have a lawyer(s). He dropped a huge "tell" in one of his last posts. He claimed to be filing a FOIA for his records. He is lying. I won't go into it any further as this is a beautiful TTP for future posers and frauds.
He couldn't afford a lawyer. He makes pocket change. Have you seen his apartment?
He couldn't afford a lawyer. He makes pocket change. Have you seen his apartment?
... I have to admit that's a little creepy. If I were Steve Hammerwolf I would be changing my locks :p
perdurabo
12-30-2010, 15:17
Deseret News/Larry D. Curtis has been notified of the WH fraud and removed the WH article from their site.
Looks like Wolfie has pulled the two Wiki Links he had on his web page (at the bottom). Still clueless.
I find it highly amusing (and very appropriate) that I can't access Wolfie's site on a government computer. It's blocked because its categorized as "Games." :lifter
Deseret News/Larry D. Curtis has been notified of the WH fraud and removed the WH article from their site.
I sent Larry D. Curtis a little e-mail about wolfie with links to the threads here. Told him if he had any other questions to get ahold of me. Apparently he has no further questions as I haven't heard back from him.:D
greenberetTFS
12-30-2010, 18:30
Haha!
No, TS & TR are The Masters of the craft!!!
We can All can learn from them, and other QP's. It is a very special quality that They All posses!
The fact thaqt this poser was "OUTED," here on PS.com is not surprising, considering the Real Men who make up the foundation of this site!
Holly
Holly,
Now there are "2" people that I have to fear,You now and of course CSM!....:rolleyes::eek: TS & TR are cream puffs compared to "you two"!..........;)
Big Teddy :munchin
perdurabo
12-30-2010, 21:56
I sent Larry D. Curtis a little e-mail about wolfie with links to the threads here. Told him if he had any other questions to get ahold of me. Apparently he has no further questions as I haven't heard back from him.:D
I referred Mr Curtis to TS, and identified TS as a poseur-killer and admin of PS.com, so he may have contacted him, instead.
I referred Mr Curtis to TS, and identified TS as a poseur-killer and admin of PS.com, so he may have contacted him, instead.
I did the same as well. I was kind of hoping to get a thank you for making me look like a jack ass for not doing my homework reply.:rolleyes:
It's nice to see the high level of attention this forum has given to this con-artist. Unfortunately, his book of Fiction, is the least damaging scam he has conducted in recent history. Keep digging, and you will continue to find even more damning information, or reach out to any of his companies previous employees or investors for some real horror stories. Someone needs to stop this guy. :eek:
I did the same as well. I was kind of hoping to get a thank you for making me look like a jack ass for not doing my homework reply.:rolleyes:
Never happen, he's just managing to the crap on his desk.
Keep digging, and you will continue to find even more damning information, or reach out to any of his companies previous employees or investors for some real horror stories.
What do you know and when did you know it?
Hammersmith
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Wetdog,
2002-2003 a painter told me about a 'Free' video game called Americas Army made by the DoD. A year later during a slow period I checked it out. I had never played videos games and found it a challenge so I pursued it further to see what it was all about.
I found a Clan (team) the 75th Ranger Regiment and joined. They had a whole command structure, Recruiting and Retention, PAO, etc. It was insane.....how seriously some people took it was queer in a manner of speaking.
The queerness was the many, many individuals of all ages that were into virtual persona's. There are web groups which are dedicated to creating and maintaining virtual persona's...a game within a game if you will. You can get a rush by fooling people that you are Bob Patterson when actually your name is Vinny
You could even be a Wolfgang Hammersmith and mistake Team Sergeant and Wet Dog as virtual persona's and ProfessionalSoldiers.com as a Clan website.
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Did all this start with Dungeons and Dragons?
I found a Clan (team) the 75th Ranger Regiment and joined. They had a whole command structure, Recruiting and Retention, PAO, etc. It was insane.....how seriously some people took it was queer in a manner of speaking.
You could even be a Wolfgang Hammersmith and mistake Team Sergeant and Wet Dog as virtual persona's and ProfessionalSoldiers.com as a Clan website.[/B]---------------------------
Did all this start with Dungeons and Dragons?
Every googled 20th Special Forces Group? You'll see this page (http://www.20thsfg.com/) 5 urls below our real one.
I'll let you guys read this (http://www.20thsfg.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=567).
I was on duty in Monterrey, CA when some very junior sailors passed by all dressed up like vampires (this was back in '95 too before the Twilight junk). As the duty NCO, I asked the "politely" WTF are you dipshi'ites doing?
Live role playing games. Create a character and act out whatever it is those retards imagine I guess. D&D on steroids. Chances are these idiots are registered voters too. :confused:
At one time I had "bumped into" cases with the names of the plaintiffs against Wolfie. However, navigating the WA state court sites can drive you bout half crazy (and being 3/4 already, I can't afford to get worse) :cool:
Here's the listing of case numbers I've picked up. Just a little more for the fire.
1
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032757
05-08-2008
2
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT031946
05-07-2008
3
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032997
05-09-2008
4
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
*Defendant*
Pierce Co Superior
07-2-08641-8
05-31-2007
5
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT031687
05-02-2008
6
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032390
05-07-2008
7
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032871
05-08-2008
8
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT031753
05-06-2008
9
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
7YT011751
08-21-2007
10
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
*Defendant*
King Co Superior Ct
10-2-11027-5
03-22-2010
11
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Gig Harbor Municipal
P00006008
12-03-2010
12
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Tacoma Municipal
Q00811576
12-09-2010
13
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
9YT044630
06-05-2009
14
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
9YT040548
05-22-2009
15
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT093359
11-25-2008
16
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
9YT040428
05-21-2009
17
Hammersmith, Wolfgang Stev
Defendant
King County District
9Y6349304
12-13-2009
Pasted from <http://dw.courts.wa.gov/index.cfm?fa=home.namelist>
Ret10Echo
01-05-2011, 20:49
Every googled 20th Special Forces Group? You'll see this page (http://www.20thsfg.com/) 5 urls below our real one.
I'll let you guys read this (http://www.20thsfg.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=567).
Chances are these idiots are registered voters too. :confused:
Ok, very strange :confused:....but at least they have this on the front page
Just a heads up for all prospective recruits...
We are a Armed Assault REALISM UNIT... This is not the real 20th Special Forces Group... So if thats what your trying to do, run the hell away!
We are a Armed Assault REALISM UNIT... This is not the real 20th Special Forces Group...
Wouldn't the 20th SFG be the "Armed Assault REALISM UNIT"???? :confused:
And so it goes...
Richard
At one time I had "bumped into" cases with the names of the plaintiffs against Wolfie. However, navigating the WA state court sites can drive you bout half crazy (and being 3/4 already, I can't afford to get worse) :cool:
Here's the listing of case numbers I've picked up. Just a little more for the fire.
1
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032757
05-08-2008
2
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT031946
05-07-2008
3
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032997
05-09-2008
4
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
*Defendant*
Pierce Co Superior
07-2-08641-8
05-31-2007
5
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT031687
05-02-2008
6
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032390
05-07-2008
7
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT032871
05-08-2008
8
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT031753
05-06-2008
9
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Pierce Co District
7YT011751
08-21-2007
10
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
*Defendant*
King Co Superior Ct
10-2-11027-5
03-22-2010
11
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Gig Harbor Municipal
P00006008
12-03-2010
12
Hammersmith, Wolfgang
Defendant
Tacoma Municipal
Q00811576
12-09-2010
13
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
9YT044630
06-05-2009
14
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
9YT040548
05-22-2009
15
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
8YT093359
11-25-2008
16
Hammersmith, Wolfgang S
Defendant
Pierce Co District
9YT040428
05-21-2009
17
Hammersmith, Wolfgang Stev
Defendant
King County District
9Y6349304
12-13-2009
Pasted from <http://dw.courts.wa.gov/index.cfm?fa=home.namelist>
That says it all. I haven't been to court once, let alone 17 times (that you know of). What an oxygen thief.
Here's the listing of case numbers I've picked up.
Wow - for such a super secret former action guy (FAG), the man appears to be trying for a Guinness Book listing for open source lawsuits. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
Wow - for such a super secret former action guy (FAG), the man appears to be trying for a Guinness Book listing for open source lawsuits. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
Brother, I was thinking the same thing.
As if we don't have enough time to take care of more important items in our life,...
http://www.ug-rp.net/vb/showthread.php?3257-My-name-change%2Fpage2
It seems one of his high speed, high priced lawyers from Washington got his name on this list:
Check out "Charles Nelson Berry III".
Disclaimer. Not sure if this is one the lawyers he is referring to on this site or not. :)
http://www.clr.org/wa.html
It seems one of his high speed, high priced lawyers from Washington got his name on this list:
Check out "Charles Nelson Berry III".
Disclaimer. Not sure if this is one the lawyers he is referring to on this site or not. :)
http://www.clr.org/wa.html
That was the goofy homo with the big glasses on Hollywood Squares, I thought...
Hammersmith, Chrome and Hot Leather, 1971 - SF Instructor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls0_aaC7dBo&feature=related
Hammersmith, Chrome and Hot Leather, 1971 - SF Instructor.
Now we know why the 6th SFG went away. :rolleyes: :D
Richard :munchin
Now we know why the 6th SFG went away. :rolleyes: :D
Richard :munchin
It's not a bad movie, you can find it on Netflix.
Does show SF in how they conduct research, investigation, training, rehearsals, target analysis, actions of the objective, etc..
It's dated, but entertaining.
It's worth the 1.5 hrs, and a bowl of popcorn. GF just fell asleep listening to the song "Butterfly Wings".
It's not a bad movie, you can find it on Netflix.
We saw it at the drive-in on Bragg Boulevard while in SFTG. Behind the Green Door (look it up if you're too young to have been there) was showing on the other side of the screen facing a housing neighborhood and the noise of a hovering UH-1 which paused to see Marilyn Chambers perform interrupted both movies for about 5 minutes at one point. ;)
Those were the days - I wonder how it would all be viewed today. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
We saw it at the drive-in on Bragg Boulevard while in SFTG. Behind the Green Door (look it up if you're too young to have been there) was showing on the other side of the screen facing a housing neighborhood and the noise of a hovering UH-1 which paused to see Marilyn Chambers perform interrupted both movies for about 5 minutes at one point. ;)
Those were the days - I wonder how it would all be viewed today. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
That's a cool story, CW2 working decides to catch the film while flying, "Hay, rappel down and grab some popcorn!".
It was also Cheryl Ladd's first movie.
Those were the days - I wonder how it would all be viewed today. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
In 3D! :eek: :D
Pat
ZonieDiver
01-05-2011, 23:33
We saw it at the drive-in on Bragg Boulevard while in SFTG. Behind the Green Door (look it up if you're too young to have been there) was showing on the other side of the screen facing a housing neighborhood and the noise of a hovering UH-1 which paused to see Marilyn Chambers perform interrupted both movies for about 5 minutes at one point. ;)
Those were the days - I wonder how it would all be viewed today. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
I saw some movies there! We drank 'Champipple'... Champagne and Ripple. (Okay, 'Cold Duck' and Ripple.). (Thank you, Fred Sanford!)
perdurabo
01-05-2011, 23:34
WH has 17 cases in WA state alone, where he is listed as a defendant. What a classy guy.
His wife has 2-3 where she is listed as a defendant.
And so it goes. :rolleyes:
All of you are just so old.
It's not a bad movie, you can find it on Netflix.
Does show SF in how they conduct research, investigation, training, rehearsals, target analysis, actions of the objective, etc..
It's dated, but intertaining.
It's worth the 1.5 hrs, and a bowl of popcorn. GF just fell asleep listening to the song "Butterfly Wings".
The moral to this story:
Don't muck around with a Green Beret's Mama! He'll take his chopper and ram it down your throat!
and then there’s this more up to date hero, Wolfy’s big début.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDLf4nrmBbg&NR=1
:munchin
ZonieDiver
01-06-2011, 00:20
Wolfie can only wish he were the equal of the ultimate 'Green Beret - Revenge Hero'... Billy Jack! Here he is in his intro film, 'Born Losers'! (Great drive-in fare... along with 'Billy Jack' and 'The Trial of Billy Jack' - which was filmed at the first school to employ me as a teacher!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mlSyNZrmFY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Wolfie can only wish he were the equal of the ultimate 'Green Beret - Revenge Hero'... Billy Jack! Here he is in his intro film, 'Born Losers'! (Great drive-in fare... along with 'Billy Jack' and 'The Trial of Billy Jack' - which was filmed at the first school to employ me as a teacher!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mlSyNZrmFY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Born Losers was a great flick and Billy Jack was pretty cool but I think because my sister was so in love with the guy, I became more of a "Our Man Flint" fan.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLm6uEcXuBI
Of course, Billy adhered more to the de oppresso liber mantra so, Billy wins.
;)....jd
U's guys are dragging out some OLD flicks.. :rolleyes:
Watched all of them at the drive-in... :D
Owned most on BataMax at one time... :cool:
Did anyone catch the book store at the 20th??
Is some QP selling his memoirs??
White Talon, Authored by Robert Larson
http://www.20thsfg.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=573
:munchin
1stindoor
01-06-2011, 07:33
Every googled 20th Special Forces Group? You'll see this page (http://www.20thsfg.com/) 5 urls below our real one.
This was the best part of that site
Most users ever online was 9 on 01 Sep 2009, 17:39
9 users at one time...I can just imagine the stress the servers must have been under.
This was the best part of that site
9 users at one time...
I can just imagine the stress the servers must have been under.
You gotta know,,,
That there are only so many BLACK OPS guys on this planet...
1stindoor
01-06-2011, 07:46
You gotta know,,,
That there are only so many BLACK OPS guys on this planet...
Crap!...I wish I had thought of that. Thanks for the good belly laugh this morning.
SouthernDZ
01-06-2011, 08:24
Born Losers was a great flick and Billy Jack was pretty cool but I think because my sister was so in love with the guy, I became more of a "Our Man Flint" fan.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLm6uEcXuBI
Of course, Billy adhered more to the de oppresso liber mantra so, Billy wins.
;)....jd
Flint and his private harem...now THERE was a fantasy!!:D
Wolfie can only wish he were the equal of the ultimate 'Green Beret - Revenge Hero'... Billy Jack! Here he is in his intro film, 'Born Losers'! (Great drive-in fare... along with 'Billy Jack' and 'The Trial of Billy Jack' - which was filmed at the first school to employ me as a teacher!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mlSyNZrmFY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
A little trivia. The red bearded biker in born loser was the same actor who played the Hand to Hand Combat Instructor in the Devil's Brigade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8 (Canadians walking in the front gate of Camp Williams, UT.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpf1YO26MBM&feature=related (Fight sceen in the DFAC).
Jeremy Slate, Rest in Peace.
1stindoor
01-06-2011, 09:10
Flint and his private harem...now THERE was a fantasy!!:D
James Coburn living the life of a double-naut spy...still nothing compares to those early Bond movies and his "harem."
Honey Rider
Bambi & Thumper
Plenti O'Toole
Octopussy
Dr. Goodhead and of course...
Pussy Galore
ZonieDiver
01-06-2011, 14:42
James Coburn living the life of a double-naut spy...still nothing compares to those early Bond movies and his "harem."
Honey Rider
Bambi & Thumper
Plenti O'Toole
Octopussy
Dr. Goodhead and of course...
Pussy Galore
No one said "Pooo-see" like Bond! :D
Jeremy Slate, Rest in Peace.
And... Jeremy Slate played the "second banana" to TV's "Tarzan" as ex-Navy divers in a "Sea Hunt" clone on television. It was called "The Aquanauts" and I think it only ran part of one season, I think. (Of course, "Mike Nelson" scoffed at a guy who had to dive with a buddy all the time!)
When I used to "hang" with 19th Group at Camp Williams in the 70's and early 80's - most of the guys there had been "extras" in that movie - or so they said!
swatsurgeon
01-06-2011, 16:24
I wonder in all of those listed court cases if a little perjury occured...falsification of credentials while under oath ?????
Inquiring minds would like to know.
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