JoelBlack
12-10-2010, 02:55
A few things to know about Louisiana:
1)Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
2)There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 live in Louisiana.
3)There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Louisiana, plus a couple that nobody has seen before.
4)Squirrels will eat anything.
5)Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
6)Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
7)If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
8)A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
9)Onced and Twiced are words.
10)It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
11)Fire ants consider you their picnic.
12)People actually grow and eat okra.
13)"Fixinto" is one word.
14)There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."
15)Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.
16)Backwards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you."
17)Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
18)You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
The toothbrush was actually invented in Louisiana! Yea, if it was invented anywhere else it would be a teethbrush.
One day Hebert, the game warden saw Thibodeaux coming out of da woods with a dead owl. Hebert axe Thibodeaux, ”Mais Thib, don't you know it's against da law to shoot an owl? What you gonna do wit dat owl?" Thibodeaux says, “Mais Hebert, I gonna eat it.” Hebert axe him, ”Mais Thib, what it taste like?” Thibodeaux replies, “kinda like a bald eagle.”
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go ice fishin'. They stop at a store on da side of da road and axe da cashier where dey can go ice fishin'. The cashier says “There is a frozen lake across the road and I got bait and ice picks to break the ice to fish.” An hour later Boudreaux goes to the store to buy some more ice picks. He tells da cashier “I want all da ice picks you have.” The guy says “Are you all catching alot of fish?” Boudreaux says “Catching a lot of fish! We didnt even launch da boat yet.”
One day Boudreaux and Thibodaux were in a bar celebrating. The bartender asked what are ya'll celebrating? Boudreaux said Hey cher, me and Thibodaux here put a puzzle together and it only took us two years! The bartender said well dont you think that is a long time to put a puzzle together? Boudreaux and Thibodaux said dats pretty good, cher. Dat puzzle box said 6-11 years.
One day Boudreaux and Thibodaux were riding down the highway in Boudreaux's pick-up truck when suddenly he pulled over the side of the road. Boudreaux said Hey Thibodaux, I aint sure dem turn signals are workin, cher. Get out back and check it out. Old Thibodeaux gets out of the truck and stands there for about three minutes without saying a word. Finally Boudreaux shouts Hey! Thibodaux, are dey workin, cher. Thibodaux yells back, dey workin....dey not workin..... dey workin.......dey not workin.....?
Boudreaux and Thibodaux were on da way to da LSU game to meet sum friends. Boudreaux and Thibodaux never showed. So Quibedaux called ole Boudreaux, " Hey, where ya at?" Boudreaux replied, " Mais you didn't here? They had a sign "LSU left" so we turned around and went home.
1)Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
2)There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 live in Louisiana.
3)There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Louisiana, plus a couple that nobody has seen before.
4)Squirrels will eat anything.
5)Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
6)Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
7)If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
8)A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
9)Onced and Twiced are words.
10)It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
11)Fire ants consider you their picnic.
12)People actually grow and eat okra.
13)"Fixinto" is one word.
14)There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."
15)Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.
16)Backwards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you."
17)Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
18)You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
The toothbrush was actually invented in Louisiana! Yea, if it was invented anywhere else it would be a teethbrush.
One day Hebert, the game warden saw Thibodeaux coming out of da woods with a dead owl. Hebert axe Thibodeaux, ”Mais Thib, don't you know it's against da law to shoot an owl? What you gonna do wit dat owl?" Thibodeaux says, “Mais Hebert, I gonna eat it.” Hebert axe him, ”Mais Thib, what it taste like?” Thibodeaux replies, “kinda like a bald eagle.”
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go ice fishin'. They stop at a store on da side of da road and axe da cashier where dey can go ice fishin'. The cashier says “There is a frozen lake across the road and I got bait and ice picks to break the ice to fish.” An hour later Boudreaux goes to the store to buy some more ice picks. He tells da cashier “I want all da ice picks you have.” The guy says “Are you all catching alot of fish?” Boudreaux says “Catching a lot of fish! We didnt even launch da boat yet.”
One day Boudreaux and Thibodaux were in a bar celebrating. The bartender asked what are ya'll celebrating? Boudreaux said Hey cher, me and Thibodaux here put a puzzle together and it only took us two years! The bartender said well dont you think that is a long time to put a puzzle together? Boudreaux and Thibodaux said dats pretty good, cher. Dat puzzle box said 6-11 years.
One day Boudreaux and Thibodaux were riding down the highway in Boudreaux's pick-up truck when suddenly he pulled over the side of the road. Boudreaux said Hey Thibodaux, I aint sure dem turn signals are workin, cher. Get out back and check it out. Old Thibodeaux gets out of the truck and stands there for about three minutes without saying a word. Finally Boudreaux shouts Hey! Thibodaux, are dey workin, cher. Thibodaux yells back, dey workin....dey not workin..... dey workin.......dey not workin.....?
Boudreaux and Thibodaux were on da way to da LSU game to meet sum friends. Boudreaux and Thibodaux never showed. So Quibedaux called ole Boudreaux, " Hey, where ya at?" Boudreaux replied, " Mais you didn't here? They had a sign "LSU left" so we turned around and went home.