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Penn
10-30-2010, 09:17
Hysterically funny and priceless (British) cheeky tabloid writing.

Just to add to his discomfort, Miss Walsh (who sometimes calls herself Capri Anderson) ended up locking herself in the bathroom to escape the actor who, she says, was high on drink and cocaine, and has had to deny claims she is a prostitute.

It is worth pointing out, however, that her acting career, such as it is, has been limited to the strictly ‘adult’ variety. Working under the stage name of Capri Nubiles, she has appeared in such cinematic opuses as Big Bust Cougars and Damn, She’s A Lesbian.

Suffice to say, the pneumatic Miss Walsh will not, one suspects, be in line to take over the role made famous by Julie Andrews any time soon. What we know for sure is that the denouement of what had clearly been a very long evening came at 2am when other hotel guests heard what they described as ‘primal screaming’ and swearing coming from Sheen’s room.

To Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1325085/Charlie-Sheen-Capri-Andersons-drunken-dinner-photos-end-career.html#ixzz16makFUJM

kgoerz
10-30-2010, 14:07
I would do anything to party with him. I'm dam impressed with his behavior.

Best line ever from him.

'I didn't pay the Hookers for sex, I paid them to leave after sex"

greenberetTFS
10-30-2010, 14:18
That's a good point,Penn..........:eek: That's what happens with guys like him making $1.4 M an episode and blowing it on booze and drugs..........:( What a jerk.........:mad:

Big Teddy :munchin

echoes
10-30-2010, 15:21
He's husband and father who is a drunk, abuses drugs and beats up on women.

Sorry guys, nothing funny at all about that.

With respect, Kgoerz, I am hoping that I am missing some serious sarcasm in your remarks.

Have to agree with 550 girl on this one. This Sheen guy is a total loser, and in the worst way!

Am all for partying and having a great time with REAL men, with real big B***S! Like SF men!:lifter

No hollywierd actor compares to that, IMHO!!!:D hehehehe

Holly

greenberetTFS
10-30-2010, 15:52
Have to agree with 550 girl on this one. This Sheen guy is a total loser, and in the worst way!

Am all for partying and having a great time with REAL men, with real big B***S! Like SF men!

No hollywierd actor compares to that, IMHO!!! hehehehe

Holly

I'll go with you girls completely............:( He also is a woman beater as was stated,plus a f**king POSER when he played a Navy Seal.......... :mad: What a disgrace to pick a shit head like him to represent them............:mad:

Big Teddy :munchin

Penn
10-30-2010, 17:00
It was about the writing, thats is what was FUNNY

echoes
10-30-2010, 18:00
It was about the writing, thats is what was FUNNY

Chef,

And the writing WAS funny!!!!!!!!:D

Holly

dr. mabuse
10-31-2010, 11:45
Funny that it was, there's a certain hill on Mulholland near Ecino that he needs to take a refreshing dive off of to straighten himself out.