Bush in the Bar

[Kyobanim]

President Bush, decides to leave the Ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?'


The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'

Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Bush turns to the bartender and says,

'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims'.

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Kyo-
Wrong and funny on many conflicting levels... LMAO

[Green Light]

You caught me on that one. :D

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Kyo-
Wrong and funny on many conflicting levels... LMAO

You should have seen it before I removed the pictures . . .

[longrange1947]

I'm sorry, that is funny!! :D

[Sdiver]

You should have seen it before I removed the pictures . . .

Where did you find a picture of 140 Million Muslims ???? :confused:

:munchin

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cnn

[Dozer523]

Kyo-
Wrong and funny on many conflicting levels... LMAO
'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims'.I don't think he can count that high. Remember the four brazillians? I miss him so much.