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JJ_BPK
10-24-2010, 07:34
I post this in the comedy section because it is just to stupid not to be.

This guy has to be one of the top 10 posers ever..



Dschero Khan

Dschero Khan is according to his Mongolian birth certificate Prince Ganjuuryn Dschero Khan, nobel of the Borjigin clan and a direct descendant of Genghis Khan. Dschero Khan is the only child of prince Ganjuurjav Khan, a descendant of Setsen Sholoy Khan (1577-1652) and princess Altan Cècèk. Today, Dschero Khan lives in The Netherlands.

Early life Biography

Childhood

When revolutionaries supposedly murdered prince Ganjuurjav Khan and his wife in 1935, the young prince Dschero Khan was already brought to safety and rescued by Tao Tao Tze, a Chinese monk and a close acquaintance of Ganjuurjav Khan, and brought to Semarang, Netherlands East Indies. There he was raised by a Dutch colonial soldier, called Gerard Meijers. During World War II, Dschero Khan escaped from a Japanese concentration camp at the age of 14, and joined the Buddhist Monastery in Bandung.

Military career

At 17 years of age, Dschero Khan joined the Dutch Indonesian army KNIL and got involved in the war of independence. It was one of nine wars that Dschero Khan took part in, including the wars in Korea and Vietnam. He also participated in many other military operations around the world, as advisor and in active combat. Dschero Khan is one of the most decorated experts for special missions.

Martial Arts

In 1978 Dschero Khan was the first person in the world to be granted the 10th by his master, Dr. Huang Sian Teh, founder of the World Chinese Martial Arts Federation. Dschero Khan has always educated his followers to keep high morale and respect for every living creature. “The fight you win, is the fight you avoid”. (Dschero Khan)

Dschero Khan is a high master of Klewang sword-fighting and patron of the Klewang Vereinigung (Klewang Union) .

http://wikibin.org/articles/dschero-khan.html

http://www.kwoonkerken.de/KWOON_Kerken/Sifu_Tze.htm
CSB
10-24-2010, 08:58
“The fight you win, is the fight you avoid”. (Dschero Khan)

Well, if that is truly his motto, I believe he has won every fight he has ever faced. Because I don't see that fat phucker ever going face to face with anything but a buffet line.

Apparently whaever gets him into the fraulien's hosen ...
Pete
10-24-2010, 09:14
Lots of US stuff he's wearing in picture # 4.

I bet he would say he served in the US Army under an assumed name - and because all the stuff he did was Double Level Secret it's not listed under "that name's" record.
B36reconman
10-24-2010, 09:32
If you enlarge the single photo in his hero jacket, he is wearing a Silver Star with V and what appears to be the "Blue Max" and an Iron Cross"..ROTFLMAO..He is already on the Schontag's site...
RockSolid
10-24-2010, 10:00
Typically I keep my mouth shut, but the similarities here are concerning.

Seems as tho he served in a Scottish Regiment also.

Please see my evidence below....
JJ_BPK
10-24-2010, 10:00
ROTFLMAO..
He is already on the Schontag's site...

I only posted here for the humor,, most of it is old and other than the US "awards", he physically stays in the EU..
98G
10-24-2010, 13:02
I only posted here for the humor,, most of it is old and other than the US "awards", he physically stays in the EU..

I have tears in my eyes from laughing that began somewhere between his size, the medals and the (what looks like) MAC V SOG patch. How he can go out in public with a straight face is beyond me. I have seen many people leave off medals which they earned, so this should offend,... but he is just too comical looking.

Thank you for putting it in the comedy zone.
greenberetTFS
10-24-2010, 13:58
Unbelievable!...............:rolleyes::eek::mad:

Big Teddy :munchin
219seminole
10-24-2010, 17:21
He bought everything at the candy counter except the ribbon for the National Defense Service Medal. Maybe he ate it.
1stindoor
10-25-2010, 07:58
He bought everything at the candy counter except the ribbon for the National Defense Service Medal. Maybe he ate it.

I see he's a HALO JM as well...but no bubble?...suddenly we don't rate anymore with the posers.
head
10-25-2010, 10:27
That's some creative writing right there!
Team Sergeant
10-25-2010, 11:03
I wonder if he has any money after all the phony ebay medals he's purchased?

He's not too bright, I'm betting some of those in the pictures with him are former OSS lads.....It's not going to take too long before they figure out he's a complete fraud.....
aegisnavy
10-25-2010, 11:05
I see he's a HALO JM as well...but no bubble?...suddenly we don't rate anymore with the posers.

He's in the process of gaining a few more lbs. to make room for it.