wet dog
10-08-2010, 20:13
A young woman, feeling insecure about her body’s appearance decided to consult with a doctor regarding breast augmentation. An appointment was set, and she patiently awaited the doctor’s arrival.
In the office, the doctor asked, “How can we help you?”. The young woman said, “I would like to have larger breasts, more defined, nicely shaped, perhaps in a ‘C’ cup.”
The doctor says, “Remove your top, let’s see what we have to work with.” The young woman does so, and the doctor without as much as looking at her for 10 seconds says, “Put you top back on, there is nothing we can do, your breasts are fine just as they are, come see us in 20 years if you feel so inclined.”
“But doctor”, the young woman says, “I want them firmer, more ‘perky’”. The doctor replies, “We can that. Just follow these simple instructions. Each morning after you shower and towel off, stand in front of the mirror, naked, and repeat the following saying three times, whiling rubbing your nipples in a circular fashion, with finger extended, ‘Scooby – dooby –dooby, give me bigger boobies!’”.
The young woman asks, “Will that really work?”
“Yes, of course”, the doctor says.
So the young woman leaves confident in the instructions she’s received.
Three months go by, the young woman is happy with the results. Each day she has done as the doctor suggested, “Scooby – dooby – dooby, give me bigger boobies!”, repeated aloud three times, standing naked in front of the bathroom mirror. Her breasts have become firmer, more ‘perky’ and better yet, her confidence has increased, she stands more errect, shoulders square, happy in her appearance.
One day, her boss calls her. “Can you arrive early at work today? We have a large proposal in generate and get out the door before 9am”. She says, “I’ll be right in”. She showers, dresses and leaves the house to catch an early morning bus. While sitting on the bus, she realizes, she’s missed her morning ritual. She glances around, noticing the buss is almost empty, she thinks, ‘I can do it here, no one will see’. So on the outside of her sweater, she rubs her breasts, “Scooby – dooby – dooby, give me bigger boobies”, three times.
A young man catches her in the act, she’s embarrassed and her cheeks flush. He says, “You’ve been to see Dr. Smith, haven’t you?”
“Yes”, she says, “But how would you know that?”
The young man replies, “Hickory, dickory, dock,…”
In the office, the doctor asked, “How can we help you?”. The young woman said, “I would like to have larger breasts, more defined, nicely shaped, perhaps in a ‘C’ cup.”
The doctor says, “Remove your top, let’s see what we have to work with.” The young woman does so, and the doctor without as much as looking at her for 10 seconds says, “Put you top back on, there is nothing we can do, your breasts are fine just as they are, come see us in 20 years if you feel so inclined.”
“But doctor”, the young woman says, “I want them firmer, more ‘perky’”. The doctor replies, “We can that. Just follow these simple instructions. Each morning after you shower and towel off, stand in front of the mirror, naked, and repeat the following saying three times, whiling rubbing your nipples in a circular fashion, with finger extended, ‘Scooby – dooby –dooby, give me bigger boobies!’”.
The young woman asks, “Will that really work?”
“Yes, of course”, the doctor says.
So the young woman leaves confident in the instructions she’s received.
Three months go by, the young woman is happy with the results. Each day she has done as the doctor suggested, “Scooby – dooby – dooby, give me bigger boobies!”, repeated aloud three times, standing naked in front of the bathroom mirror. Her breasts have become firmer, more ‘perky’ and better yet, her confidence has increased, she stands more errect, shoulders square, happy in her appearance.
One day, her boss calls her. “Can you arrive early at work today? We have a large proposal in generate and get out the door before 9am”. She says, “I’ll be right in”. She showers, dresses and leaves the house to catch an early morning bus. While sitting on the bus, she realizes, she’s missed her morning ritual. She glances around, noticing the buss is almost empty, she thinks, ‘I can do it here, no one will see’. So on the outside of her sweater, she rubs her breasts, “Scooby – dooby – dooby, give me bigger boobies”, three times.
A young man catches her in the act, she’s embarrassed and her cheeks flush. He says, “You’ve been to see Dr. Smith, haven’t you?”
“Yes”, she says, “But how would you know that?”
The young man replies, “Hickory, dickory, dock,…”