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Arizona Sheriff Entrance Exam
A man from Texas looking to join the Maricopa County Sheriff Dept.was being interviewed. The sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?" :D
olhamada
08-31-2010, 09:32
LOL. Thanks for starting my day off with a chuckle and a smile. :)
x SF med
08-31-2010, 14:26
"Why the rabbit?", the guy asks?
Lunch, and hand puppets, of course. I'd fail him.
Red Flag 1
08-31-2010, 17:11
"Why the rabbit?", the guy asks?
Lunch, and hand puppets, of course. I'd fail him.
Think Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
RF 1
Question: Your Avatar, how did the two jets fly slow enough to fly formation with the single engine prop plane? None the less, cool shot, perfect timing on the shutter speed.
WD
The Reaper
08-31-2010, 18:04
Question: Your Avatar, how did the two jets fly slow enough to fly formation with the single engine prop plane? None the less, cool shot, perfect timing on the shutter speed.
WD
I believe there are three jet aircraft in that picture.
And the prop plane is a relatively fast one.
TR
longrange1947
08-31-2010, 19:14
On the plane, I am trying to find the old McDonnell Aircraft photo of a F4 Phantom flying side by side with an old prop job. The flaps are down and the gear are down and its angle of attack is unbelievable but it will fly that slow. Had one flying behind a MC130 once as well.
Ambush Master
08-31-2010, 19:36
I believe there are three jet aircraft in that picture.
And the prop plane is a relatively fast one.
TR
If I'm not mistaken, "The Prop Job" is a P-51 Mustang, and they can definitely cruise/slow down to speeds that the others can comfortably fly at!!!
Later
Martin
ZonieDiver
08-31-2010, 19:41
And the "drag" aircraft looks like an A-10, which can go slow (and low)!
ZonieDiver
08-31-2010, 19:47
Damn hijackers!
:p
Naw, THIS is a hijacker! :D
Damn hijackers!
:p
Naw, THIS is a hijacker! :D
Did someone say Hi Jack ?????
ZonieDiver
08-31-2010, 20:06
The world's best hijack?
From "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" - raising the posse scene, with Kenneth Mars as the marshall trying to convince citizens to join the posse, but the crowd is hijacked by a bicycle salesman:
Marshal: Well, whaddaya say?
Bicycle Salesman: I say this, I say ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and enemies, meet the future...mode of transportation for this weary Western world. Now I'm not gonna make a lot of extravagant claims for this little machine. Sure, it'll change your whole life for the better, but that's all.
Marshal: And just what in the hell do ya think you're doing?
Bicycle Salesman: Well, you got the crowd together...so I just thought I'd do a little selling.
Marshal: Well, I'm trying to raise a posse here if you don't mind?
Bicycle Salesman: Short presentation. The Horse Is Dead.
Thanks for getting "the crowd together," Saoirse! :D
Tatonka316
09-01-2010, 01:12
" ... Rules??? In a knife fight??? ...":D:confused::eek:
molon labe:lifter
Yeah, no problem. I do what I can to be a good asset. ;)
Now, if you will excuse me, I must go get papertowels, windex and a blowdryer to clean my laptop!!! :D
<wagging a finger at Diver and Zonie>
" ... Rules??? In a knife fight??? ...":D:confused::eek:
molon labe:lifter
1. You're going to get cut
2. It's going to hurt
Accept that, you've got a "fighting" chance.
See ya brother,
WD
greenberetTFS
09-01-2010, 09:15
Arizona Sheriff Entrance Exam
A man from Texas looking to join the Maricopa County Sheriff Dept.was being interviewed. The sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?" :D
Saoirse,
I think it was very funny,screw the other guys!.............;)
Big Teddy :munchin
Saoirse,
I think it was very funny,screw the other guys!.............;)
Big Teddy :munchin
+1 Concur!
I thought the "man from Texas" was Ambush Master....but he probably would have asked "Why only SIX?"
The Reaper
09-01-2010, 10:26
Maybe it was funnier the first time.:D
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27567
TR
ZonieDiver
09-01-2010, 11:46
Saoirse,
I think it was very funny,screw the other guys!.............;)
Big Teddy :munchin
I should be THAT lucky! :D
Maybe it was funnier the first time.:D
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27567
TR
UGH! Thou hast crushed my wee lil Bunny heart, TR!
Sorry! I did do a search and found nada, zip, nothing, nichts!
But alas, mea culpa. I shall stand in judgment, Good Sir and take my punishment at the whipping post! :p:D
pssst...mine is the reader's digest version of A.D.D. sufferers, doesn't that count for something? :D
incarcerated
09-01-2010, 23:35
Damn hijackers!
:p
Yeah. I wanted to hear about your new avatar...
Yeah. I wanted to hear about your new avatar...
Which one, incarcerated? The current one or the redheaded warrior queen on her trusty steed? :confused:
incarcerated
09-02-2010, 09:18
Which one, incarcerated? The current one or the redheaded warrior queen on her trusty steed? :confused:
The current one.
The current one.
Well, the picture was just goofing around because somebody had given me the bunny mask, since my nickname is Bunny.
As far as how the name came to be, ask TR, he was around when the "monster" was invented! LMAO :cool:
greenberetTFS
09-02-2010, 14:12
I should be THAT lucky!
I'm sorry Saoirse with my choice of words,we have some "dirty old men" on this forum I forgot about!.............:o:o:o
Big Teddy :munchin
x SF med
09-02-2010, 19:40
UGH! Thou hast crushed my wee lil Bunny heart, TR!
Sorry! I did do a search and found nada, zip, nothing, nichts!
But alas, mea culpa. I shall stand in judgment, Good Sir and take my punishment at the whipping post! :p:D
pssst...mine is the reader's digest version of A.D.D. sufferers, doesn't that count for something? :D
I wouldn't mention whips around TS...
mojaveman
09-02-2010, 20:14
Question: Your Avatar, how did the two jets fly slow enough to fly formation with the single engine prop plane? None the less, cool shot, perfect timing on the shutter speed.
WD
The P-51D could do 425 MPH in level flight at altitude, fully fueled, and also carrying six .50 caliber machineguns with ammunition.
I'm totally into WWII warbirds. :lifter
I'm sorry Saoirse with my choice of words,we have some "dirty old men" on this forum I forgot about!.............
Big Teddy :munchin
I wouldn't mention whips around TS...
Teddy, ya'll aren't dirty old men. You are all dirty YOUNG MEN!!!
x SF, not TS silly, TR..The Reaper! But thanks for the advice! LOL
:D
You are all dirty YOUNG MEN!!! No...I'm clean (I showered), but I'm feeling a bit achy right now...
219seminole
09-06-2010, 10:57
The world's best hijack?
From "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" - raising the posse scene, with Kenneth Mars as the marshall trying to convince citizens to join the posse, but the crowd is hijacked by a bicycle salesman:
Marshal: Well, whaddaya say?
Bicycle Salesman: I say this, I say ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and enemies, meet the future...mode of transportation for this weary Western world. Now I'm not gonna make a lot of extravagant claims for this little machine. Sure, it'll change your whole life for the better, but that's all.
Marshal: And just what in the hell do ya think you're doing?
Bicycle Salesman: Well, you got the crowd together...so I just thought I'd do a little selling.
Marshal: Well, I'm trying to raise a posse here if you don't mind?
Bicycle Salesman: Short presentation. The Horse Is Dead.
Thanks for getting "the crowd together," Saoirse! :D
(disregard this transmission...bad link.)