Sdiver
08-20-2010, 18:57
A guy with a black eye is boarding his plane for Pittsburgh, and sits down in his seat next to another guy with a black eye. Curious as to why this guy has a black eye as well, he just has to ask him.
"This is a wild coincidence. We both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?'
The second guy looks at him and says, " Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world, was helping me. So instead of saying to her 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Titsburgh'.....so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "WOW !!!! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister accident as well. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosted Flakes, honey'. But what accidentally came out was, 'You've ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."
"This is a wild coincidence. We both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?'
The second guy looks at him and says, " Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world, was helping me. So instead of saying to her 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Titsburgh'.....so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "WOW !!!! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister accident as well. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosted Flakes, honey'. But what accidentally came out was, 'You've ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."