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Richard
07-29-2010, 11:44
A young Detachment Commander, severely wounded in the head by a grenade during an attack on his team's A Camp in Vietnam, recovered fully, with the only visible permanent injury being to both of his ears which were amputated. Since his hearing wasn't impaired he remained on active duty and, many years later, eventually rose to the rank of Major General and CDR, USASFC. He remained, however, very sensitive about his appearance.

One day the General was interviewing three prospects for the headquarters staff at USASFC - a position which demanded a great deal of initiative and tact.

The first candidate was an SF Captain, and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the General asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

The young officer answered, "Why, yes, Sir. I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears."

The General, upset by the Captain's obvious lack of tact, threw him out.

The second interview was with an SF Warrant Officer, and this one went even better. The General then asked him the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

The Warrant replied matter-of-factly, "Well, Sir, you have no ears."

The General was dismayed at the Warrant's lack of tact and dismissed him, too.

The final interview was with an SF Sergeant Major. He was articulate, looked extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two officers combined. The General wanted this guy assigned to HQs, USASFC, and went ahead with the same question - "Do you notice anything different about me?"

To his surprise the Sergeant Major replied, "Yes, Sir...you wear contact lenses."

The General was very impressed and thought, what an incredibly observant NCO. "And how do you know that I wear contacts?" he asked.

"Well, Sir," the Sergeant Major replied, "it would be pretty hard to wear glasses without any f***ing ears."

greenberetTFS
07-29-2010, 12:45
That was funny Richard,had to LMAO at the ending..................;)

Big Teddy :munchin

f50lrrp
07-29-2010, 15:52
I didn't see the end coming... Very funny, Richard!

1stindoor
07-29-2010, 15:57
Now that!...was funny!

Utah Bob
07-29-2010, 16:48
Bada bing:D

Dozer523
07-29-2010, 17:25
I didn't see the end coming... Very funny, Richard! Now THAT'S funny.
Didn't see it coming even with "The final interview was with an SF Sergeant Major"
. . . SF . . . Sergeant Major . . . . tactful
ROTFLMAO!!!!

Red Flag 1
07-29-2010, 18:25
Great one Richard!!

RF 1

JAGO
07-30-2010, 07:44
Richard,
Excellent. It reminds me of an old Ranger joke and while this is the wrong forum, proves a similar point.

Young Pvt Rock went thru basic, infantry AIT, jump school and was the honor grad from his RIP class. Outstanding in every regrard, gave 110% and volunteered for everything. Off duty, a model soldier and citizen, all the Rangers loved him. But Ranger Rock, was how shall we say it? Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Every time Bn tried to get Ranger Rock ready to attend the Ranger Course he would fail pre-Ranger due to an inability to pursue analytical concepts to conclusion.
Finally, it reached the point where Ranger Rock was promotable to E-5, had not yet attended the Ranger course. SOP required either a tab or to move on.
Needless to say, the Bn members were up in arms. Nobody wanted to lose Ranger Rock.
Seeking to avoid a mutiny, the Bn commander received special dispensation from thhe Regmt commander to administer the mental portion of Rock's pre-Ranger screening at Bn. One morning as the Bn formed for PT, the surprise announcement came that Ranger Rock had been granted one last chance to pass the mental exam. The Bn left on line formation and formed in a horseshoe around a field table with the Bn commander seated there. Ranger Rock reported. The Bn Commander asked if he was prepared for the exam, and Ranger Rock said "Yes, Sir!" Sua sponte the Bn chated "You can do it, Ranger Rock, you can do it!" The Bn commander raised his hands silencing the formation. So, the Bn Commander asked Rock "What is the sum of 2 +2?". Rock's face wrinkled, his tongue pressed against his dry lips then moved to the corner of his mouth, Rock winced and answered "4(?????)"
At once the entire Bn screamed in unison "no fair, 'nother chance, no fair, 'nother chance"

Sorry for the diversion
v/r
phil

Saoirse
07-30-2010, 21:35
:D
Sir Richard, that was great! Thank you for the laugh!!!

JJ_BPK
07-31-2010, 04:34
Thanks Richard,,