View Full Version : How many baboons could you take in a fight?
Take the quiz and find out.
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo
I could take 54 baboons in a fight...or 435 DC polecats. ;)
And so it goes...:D
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Ha. Nice post. I definitely needed a little humor today.
Aoresteen
06-01-2010, 11:49
44
I shudder to think about what you were searching for on Google that led to that link.
Oh, and only 48...the multitasking one did me in, I know it!
TrapLine
06-01-2010, 13:03
43, and now I know how many I can challenge if I ever come upon an angry troop of baboons with that given weapon.
60... if only I had a giant ... ;)
Dozer523
06-01-2010, 17:51
40.
I'm a little dicey about handling a giant pink dildo, though.
57 baboons.
I wonder if that score would go up if I were allowed to fight them with more than a giant dildo
:lifter
Red Flag 1
06-01-2010, 18:31
50, and that's before I get my Pacemaker/ICD.
RF 1
x SF med
06-01-2010, 19:09
60 baboons
40.
I'm a little dicey about handling a giant pink dildo, though.
49...and that is nothing new to me
GratefulCitizen
06-01-2010, 20:17
Wow.
Never knew so many were capable of beating off 50+ baboons with a giant dildo.
That's some hard core monkey spanking.
Dozer523
06-02-2010, 08:30
need to get used to the size, Doze?:D "giant" is a relative term. Besides it how you use it. . .
You could take 54 baboons in a giant dildo fight!
ZonieDiver
06-02-2010, 23:34
43 baboons! At least I beat Dozer!
Being single and dating gives a guy 'experience' with strange requests from women that long-married guys just don't get!
incarcerated
06-03-2010, 00:52
need to get used to the size, Doze?:D
I would think not. It’s just not what comes to mind as anyone’s first choice of weapon.
OTOH, it does describe a number of the people that I work with… :D
Dozer523
06-03-2010, 06:09
43 baboons! At least I beat Dozer!Yeah, yeah but look what you had to beat me with . . .
wait . . .
that's not exactly what I meant.
GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT THING!!!!
Being single and dating gives a guy 'experience' with strange requests from women that long-married guys just don't get! Or want.
Amen, Bro!
Destrier
06-03-2010, 07:22
3, I can only take 3!! ? But they were Alpha males, yea thats it.
I guess nobody here has ever been to Ciudad Juarez...just sayin'... :rolleyes:
Richard's $.02 :munchin
incarcerated
06-03-2010, 16:23
I guess nobody here has ever been to Ciudad Juarez...just sayin'... :rolleyes:
What, do they use something different on the baboons there?
ZonieDiver
06-03-2010, 16:23
Famous words from our Detachment's Jr Medic one drunken night a lonnnng cab ride into 'Jar-Ez' after complaining about the content of 'the show' and volunteering to take part: (to our Tm Sgt) "Joe, you're not gonna let her use that thing on me... are you?"
mark46th
06-04-2010, 16:02
I must be getting old. Only 52... I wonder how Motorpool would do?
I wonder how Motorpool would do?
Once ol' MP showed up, I can see all those baboons running for the hills...and if Whiskey was with him...:eek:
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Bill Harsey
07-01-2010, 09:23
I've had girlfriends tougher than a herd of wild baboons ( but that was a long time ago)... score 60 but not sure about kicking a fast moving animal in the head, it's hard to do but I answered yes anyway.
PedOncoDoc
07-01-2010, 09:29
I've had girlfriends tougher than a herd of wild baboons ( but that was a long time ago)...
I don't dare ask how you got rid of her since you compared her to a herd of baboons in this thread...
:D
Only 33.....either this poncho is limiting my flexibility, or I need to train head kicks with jedi-master Harsey...
55...But it would be better if it shot some kind of round...
57. Should this go on my resume? Or is this too perishable of a skill?
57. Should this go on my resume? Or is this too perishable of a skill?
You know, I was wondering the same thing.
"SGM, I think you should let me go today for pt. I won't be needing it ever since I found out that I can kill 57 baboons with a giant pink dil.... On the other hand... How many pull-ups did you say...?"
The Reaper
07-02-2010, 07:25
65.
On a bad day.
TR
greenberetTFS
07-02-2010, 09:34
65............ :D I'm tied to TR's record!.............:rolleyes: Not too bad for an old goat..........;)
Big Teddy :munchin