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mangler
05-28-2010, 11:57
Figured this would go good with the bacon Cheeseburger Turtles.

Lee





Behold, BACON EXPLOSION!!! Here’s what you’ll need…

2 pounds thick cut bacon
2 pounds Italian sausage
1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce
1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub

To kick off the construction of this pork medley you’ll need to create a 5×5 bacon weave. If the strips you’re using aren’t as wide as the ones pictured, then you may need to use a few extra slices to fill out the pattern. Just make sure your weave is tight and that you end up with a nice square shape to work with.

The next step is to add some barbeque seasoning on top of your bacon weave. Being the barbeque addict that I am, I whipped up a batch of Burnt Finger BBQ’s competition pork rub for this special occasion. Seeing as not everyone has the time, or the expertise, to create a tasty rub of their own, I would recommend trying Bad Byron’s Butt Rub, Rendezvous Famous Seasoning, or Steven Raichlen’s All-Purpose Rub.

Now that you’re pork is well seasoned, it’s time to add more pork. Take two pounds of Italian sausage and layer it directly on top of your bacon weave. Be sure to press the sausage to the outer edges of the bacon creating a patty that is the same thickness all the way across. Most grocery stores carry loose sausage, so just pick out one you like. I chose to go with a mild sausage, but spicy would work just the same. If you really want to get crazy, take a stab at making your own homemade sausage.

Next up is bacon layer number two. Take the remaining bacon slices and fry them up the same way you would for breakfast (or lunch, or dinner, or a midnight snack). If you like soft bacon, make it soft. If you like crunchy bacon, make it crunchy. If you like your bacon burnt to hell so the smoke detectors go off, then burn it to hell so the smoke detectors go off. These pieces are going to be a major part of the inner flavor of our sausage fatty, so cook them your favorite way. Personally, I like my bacon right at the point when it starts to get crispy, but hasn’t quite lost all of the softness yet. Regardless of how well done you like yours, you’ll need to crumble or chop the cooked strips into bite size pieces and place on top of the sausage layer. (Note-It’s okay, and encouraged, to snack on these pieces while your chopping/crumbling. But keep in mind that once those bacon morsels touch the raw sausage, you’ll need to resist all temptations to nibble. This can and will be difficult, but hospital trips are no fun, so stay strong.)

Since this is a barbeque recipe, we need to add another layer of barbeque flavor. Take your favorite sauce and drizzle it all over the top of the bacon pieces. Personally, I prefer to use Burnt Finger BBQ’s homemade competition sauce, but if you’re torn on what brand to use I recommend Cowtown, Blues Hog, and Fiorella’s Jack Stack. Once you’ve sauced the bacon, sprinkle on some more of the barbeque seasoning you used on the bacon weave.

Now comes the fun part. Very carefully separate the front edge of the sausage layer from the bacon weave and begin rolling backwards. You want to include all layers EXCEPT the bacon weave in your roll. Try and keep the sausage as tight as possible and be sure to release any air pockets that may have formed. Once the sausage is fully rolled up, pinch together the seams and ends to seal all of the bacon goodness inside.

At this point we can start to see the final shape of our Bacon Explosion, but we’re missing one key item. To complte the constuction process, roll the sausage forward completely wrapping it in the bacon weave. Make sure it sits with the seam facing downward to help keep it all sealed up.

Sprinkle some barbeque seasoning on the outside of the bacon weave, and now this bad boy is ready for the smoker. Cook your Bacon Explosion at 225 degrees in a constant cloud of hickory smoke until your Thermapen gives an internal temperature reading of 165 degrees. Normally this will take about 1 hour for each inch of thickness, but that could vary depending on how well you maintain your fire and also how many times you open the smoker to take a peek. Mine took about 2.5 hours, which was right on target with its 2.5 inch diameter.

Now that our Bacon Explosion is fully cooked, we need to add some finishing flavors. Remember that barbecue sauce we used for inner flavor? We’ll be using that same sauce to glaze the cooked bacon weave. Using a basting brush, coat the entire surface with a thin layer of sauce. Sweet sauces are loaded with sugars, so they’ll give your fatty a nice glossy finish. Spicy and vinegar based sauces don’t contain as much, so they won’t set up as well. If you’re dead set on using those sauces, just cut them with a bit of honey and you’ll get the same effect.

Slice the Bacon Explosion into quarter to half inch rounds to serve. If your roll was good and tight, you should now see a nice bacon pinwheel pattern throughout the sausage. Obviously pork is best served by itself, but if you feel the need to make this meat monster into a sandwich, try placing a couple Bacon Explosion slices on a warm Pillsbury’s Grands Biscuit. You’ll reach pork Nirvana is no time flat!

mangler
05-28-2010, 12:04
More pictures.

lksteve
05-28-2010, 12:13
Who dreamt that up? A cardiologist? Looks good...

Red Flag 1
05-28-2010, 12:37
Who dreamt that up? A cardiologist? Looks good...

SwatSurgeon:).....IMHO

RF 1

JJ_BPK
05-28-2010, 13:14
After reading the recipe, my eyes are watering and I am drooling so bad, I can't see the pictures...

Would you know how many Weight Watcher points per serving??


:D:D:D:D

mojaveman
05-28-2010, 13:23
After reading the recipe, my eyes are watering and I am drooling so bad, I can't see the pictures...

Would you know how many Weight Watcher points per serving??


:D:D:D:D

Looks good but where's the lettuce, tomato, and mayo?

Gypsy
05-28-2010, 15:17
Looks good but where's the lettuce, tomato, and mayo?

Blasphemy! All you need is bacon...just bacon!

mangler
05-28-2010, 20:31
I have no clue how many weight watcher points it is. I'd guess about one with the proper amount of morning PT. You really want to make it better add some cheese and jalapeno's to the sausage when your making it. It's even better the next day when you slice a hunk off for breakfast.

EasyIan
05-28-2010, 21:35
That is one of the most delicious looking things I have ever seen, and the fact that I can smear it with some of my homemade maple rub makes it even more enticing. Luckily for me I have more than enough bacon and venison sausage on hand to experience its wonders. All I need to do now is buy a bottle of Asprin and borrow my grandmothers life alert beeper.

LarryW
05-29-2010, 04:53
It's like the Bugatti sports car...if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

FWIW....

Bacon Explosion, one 4oz serving, 11 pts
3-egg omelet with cheese, 8 pts
2 slices toast with butter, 8 pts
Jam, 6 pts
Hash browns, 5 pts
Coffee with cream and sugar, 4 pts

Total = 42 pts

(Or have)

Denny's Meat Lovers Bowl = 35.5 pts
Water = 0 pts

According to Weight Watchers, to PT this away a 200# man would need to run (or do some kind of strenuous activity (sweating after 3-5 min)) for more than 4 hours.

x SF med
05-29-2010, 10:57
My heart clogged up just reading the recipe... I can't imagine consuming it.

Although it would make a wonderful gift for hadji insurgents just prior to sending them to paradise...

PSM
05-30-2010, 17:22
This post probably needs some attribution: BBQ Addicts. (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/)

Pat

JJ_BPK
05-30-2010, 19:48
This post probably needs some attribution: BBQ Addicts. (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/)

Pat


I humbly add some art to this

BACON Thread..

:D:lifter:D

incarcerated
05-30-2010, 20:32
Where are the Moderators?
Since when do we allow Bacon Porn?


:rolleyes:;):D

219seminole
05-30-2010, 22:19
I had a suggestion yesterday to add a slice of broiled bacon to my bloody mary. Sounds like it might work.

mark46th
06-04-2010, 13:42
That is awsome! I think I will open a restaurant featuring this and the bacon turtles. I will put a sign on the door stating that anyone who has any religious opposition to pork consumption should go no further. I would use lard to fry the french fries.
And BTW. I had my cholesterol checked last week- 122 total cholesterol...Bring on the pork!!

lonewolf726
06-07-2010, 22:52
I've been making these bacon bombs for quite some time. They're great with jalapenos and cheddar cheese!

Irishsquid
06-08-2010, 19:22
I have a spare artery I'm not using right now...I think I'm going to make one of these this weekend.

Gypsy
07-10-2010, 08:34
I saw this the other day...fits right in. :D

http://www.ecookbooks.com/p-25462-bacon-a-love-story.aspx?affiliateid=10097

Description:

It's salty, smoky, and sweet. It's experiencing a culinary renaissance. It can make almost any dish better. It's bacon, and it's the best meat ever. And now, here's the book that celebrates that deliciously sinful strip of cured pork belly.

In Bacon: A Love Story, popular bacon blogger Heather Lauer serves up a piping hot dish of fun and facts with this definitive love letter to what she calls meat candy. Heather explores the ins and outs of how bacon finds its way to your skillet and what to do with it when it gets there.

Bacon: A Love Story features:

* Makin' Bacon: a tour of country-style bacon outfits and their time-honored methods and traditions. Hankering for some pepper, cinnamon, honey, jalapeño, or vanilla bourbon-flavored bacon? They've got it! There are also tips for making your own signature cure.
* "Bacon Nation": profiles of bacon-loving chefs across the country who incorporate the meat into their menus in increasingly innovative ways.
* There's Bacon in This?: Heather dishes out more than twenty delicious recipes for tons of bacon goodies like Bacon-Wrapped Tator Tots, BLT with caramelized bacon, Jalapeño-Bacon Pizza, and a few surprises like Bacon Bloody Marys and Bacon Brownies.
* Bacon 411: an extensive resource section on all things bacon.

Written in a witty, engaging style and brimming with Lauer's infectious passion for the Best Meat Ever, Bacon: A Love Story is a must-read for anyone who loves bacon or is passionate about food.

incarcerated
11-08-2010, 00:32
Somehow, it’s just not the same…
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/bacon-flavored-soda-sizzles-onto-shelves/19697827

Bacon-Flavored Soda Sizzles Onto Shelves

Nov. 4) -- When you're too lazy to make bacon, why not pop a bottle and just drink bacon instead?

J&D Foods, a company that specializes in all things bacon -- including bacon-flavored envelopes and the bacon Kevin Bacon sculpture that made headlines recently -- has taken the obsession one step further by coming up with a new drinkable pork product: bacon-flavored soda.

That's right, Coca-Cola is out, and swine soda is in.

J&D Foods owner Justin Esch told AOL News that his company recently partnered with Jones Soda to create a special-edition bacon-flavored drink just in time for the holidays....

"Nailing the flavor was tough. We didn't want pot roast, we didn't want pork tenderloin, we wanted bacon. The drink started out tasting more like ham than pork. But eventually we were able to get the crispiness of bacon in there without it being overpowered by porkiness," Esch said....

So what, exactly, does bacon-flavored soda go with, you ask?

Well, Esch suggests sipping on the pop at lunchtime with a sandwich or pouring yourself a glass to unwind in the evening.

"If you drink it at lunch with a turkey sandwich, then your sandwich instantly becomes a turkey club. It's also good as a mixer in cocktails. Bourbon and bacon soda go together very nicely....

Esch is pushing for the product to sell big during the holiday season, so he's packaged it accordingly in one tidy little bacon-centered gift bag.

For about $10 a pop, you get two bottles of bacon-flavored soda, one bag of Cheddar BaconPop popcorn, one tube of bacon lip balm and a packet of brand-new bacon-flavored country gravy....

JJ_BPK
11-08-2010, 05:41
There is a complete meal.
It covers all the major food groups
It is approved by FM 3-05.132


Start with a Vodka Cocktail..
Followed by a light salad..
For the main,, Dogs & Burgers..
Desert will be pie or for those on a diet, some Carmel Brittle...

Enjoy..

Gypsy
11-08-2010, 18:48
Somehow, it’s just not the same…


Eww. I'd much rather eat bacon than drink it.

incarcerated
11-08-2010, 23:23
Eww. I'd much rather eat bacon than drink it.

Yeah, it’s really a blasphemy…why mess with a good thing?

Masochist
11-08-2010, 23:32
The Triple Baconator has nothing on BK's Quad-stacker.

Then again, you can just combine them into one bacony love child ...

Masochist
11-08-2010, 23:35
And how can you forget the Meat Baby? (courtesy of http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

incarcerated
11-08-2010, 23:49
you can just combine them into one bacony love child ...

I don’t know….
Too much beef! :D

Masochist
11-09-2010, 00:29
I don’t know….
Too much beef! :D

No comment. ;)

JJ_BPK
11-09-2010, 05:25
The Triple Baconator has nothing on BK's Quad-stacker....

I sure hope that the DOG that took that bite out of that BK Quad is street legal and friendly..


"Ruh-roh, Raggy"


:eek::D:eek:

Sdiver
07-05-2012, 13:35
Mmmmmmm Bacon. :D

Gypsy
07-05-2012, 17:42
That first one must be old, I've seen it for over 7.00 for a package now. :eek:

JJ_BPK
07-05-2012, 17:58
That first one must be old, I've seen it for over 7.00 for a package now. :eek:

A 1lb pack of thick cut runs 3.99 on sale at Winn-Dixie here on our rock and it's on sale frequently??

NurseTim
01-22-2013, 18:10
I love Bacon. If I'm having a crappy day, 4-5 strips of Bacon and a friend to all mankind.

Trust the fat guy on this, skip the Bacon mayo.

Gypsy
01-22-2013, 18:39
A 1lb pack of thick cut runs 3.99 on sale at Winn-Dixie here on our rock and it's on sale frequently??

We don't have a Winn-Dixie here. :(