How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

[BMT (RIP)]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone".


BMT

[longrange1947]

Good one BMT, ever smell moth balls? :munchin

[Red Flag 1]

BMT,

This works!

RF 1

[Cynic]

Good one BMT, ever smell moth balls? :munchin

It's just too darned hard to get their tiny little knees apart!

OK, I'm old. :rolleyes:

[mojaveman]

That was funny BMT but what does one call a bunch of flies sitting on poop?

[ZonieDiver]

The Democrat Party?