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Richard
05-10-2010, 10:16
Dead man ridin'...not sure how I feel about this one.

http://jalopnik.com/5526411/funeral-home-displays-shooting-victim-on-motorcycle-for-wake

Now I hope I don't die on the crapper! :rolleyes:

And so it goes...

Richard's $.02 :munchin

Red Flag 1
05-10-2010, 10:34
Richard,

It feels and looks like Taxidermy to me.

Wonder what the cost was?

Like you, I don't know about this either.

JOKE! Ramone was trying to find a funeral director to handle the final arrangements for two of his gay male friends, who had both died of HIV. No funeral home would take the case. On a whim, Ramone stopped at a Taxidermist and explained his problem. The Taxidermist was glad to do the work. The Taxidermist asked Ramone if he wanted them mounted? Ramone thought a few moments and said, "no, just holding hands would be fine".

My $.02.

RF 1

rubberneck
05-10-2010, 10:37
I saw that a couple weeks ago and thought it was pretty ghoulish and seeing it again affirms that first impression.

Razor
05-10-2010, 12:16
Now I hope I don't die on the crapper!

LOL!

JJ_BPK
05-10-2010, 12:26
The Taxidermy job was good, but up close he had some problems.. :eek:

And getting the Bike to stay up-right was not easy.. :eek:

:cool::cool:

bandycpa
05-10-2010, 14:54
On the bright side, he never looked so natural.

How would you bury him?

Dozer523
05-10-2010, 16:19
On the bright side, he never looked so natural.

How would you bury him? Sure as hell, NOT with the bike.
No question in my mind, this is a new low.

JJ_BPK
05-10-2010, 16:54
No question in my mind, this is a new low.

Maybe I can convince you to purchase a resting place befitting your stature??

Factory direct:

http://www.eshopafrica.com/acatalog/Ga_Coffins.html

Or visit our show room while your traveling in the UK:

http://www.crazycoffins.co.uk/

:munchin:boohoo:eek::eek:

ZonieDiver
05-10-2010, 17:00
I'm kind of partial to this one:

Pete
05-10-2010, 17:45
Where does it end?

Couple gets killed in a car wreck and they put them...............er, hum, eeerrrr...

I better stop now.

Wonder if it will become a new art form. A yearly world wide competition.

nmap
05-10-2010, 19:48
If I get burned by the market, should I get cremated? Or would that be like admitting it had made an ash out of me? :D

Slantwire
05-10-2010, 20:18
I'm kind of partial to this one:

Only if it will be filled. And the executor has to keep the frat boys from trying to tap it.

akv
05-10-2010, 23:54
I shudder to think what they'd do for proctologists...

JJ_BPK
05-11-2010, 04:12
I shudder to think what they'd do for proctologists...

"Tres Appropoo"

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Utah Bob
05-11-2010, 09:15
"Tres Appropoo"

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Wonder how much they paid for that?

Probably got screwed.

Kyobanim
05-11-2010, 09:31
I wonder what they would do with a hooker?

Counsel
05-11-2010, 09:44
I wonder what they would do with a hooker?

This is getting interesting. :D

Richard
05-11-2010, 11:56
Here's one for a 'call girl' and one for a gynecologist...:D

Richard

JJ_BPK
05-11-2010, 12:24
I wonder what they would do with a hooker?

I have been told, by a source that wants to remain magnanimous, that this Lady was Utterly satisfied..

Richard
05-11-2010, 12:28
I have been told, by a source that wants to remain magnanimous, that this Lady was Utterly satisfied..

Sounds like a bunch of 'bull' to me...;)

JJ_BPK
05-11-2010, 12:29
gynecologist?

Sorry,, Can't help you with that one,,

But there was a barrister of some note.. :D:boohoo:D

brown77
05-11-2010, 12:34
Now I hope I don't die on the crapper!


:munchin

PedOncoDoc
05-11-2010, 13:22
A womb with a view! To be proper, they should store it in the fridge before putting the doc in it....:D

Oh the stories I could tell about awkward medical student trainees and that exam... ;)

wet dog
05-11-2010, 14:36
When I was a kid, I got the chance to meet Roy Rogers and Dale Evans at their museum in Victorville, CA. Mr. Rogers told us when he died he wanted to be stuffed like Trigger and Bullet. The lovely Dale Evans quickly replied, "not me, I want to be put in the ground like any other normal person".

Yea, I'm going to go with " creepy" on this one.

6.8SPC_DUMP
05-11-2010, 22:35
I wonder what they would do with a hooker?

Beats me, but, I doubt the hearse ride lasted long.