Things only women know

[Penn]

This morning...

Honey, today when I was speaking with Elli on the phone I was standing beside you telling her what you look like asleep….

Why were you doing that, and you know I’ve asked you a million times…. if I’m sleeping, please don’t wake me.

I didn’t wake you; I knew you were ready to get up…

How is that possible, if I’m asleep?

I can tell by the way the covers are situated around you.

Oh, it’s the covers that let you know I should be up and about, even though I’m sound asleep and have put in a 14-16 hour day???

Yes!!!

Sliently thinking WTF

[Dozer523]

Been married a Loooooong time, I can tell.
(and I'm NOT lookin' at the covers)

[Richard]

It's that 'morning tent pole' - a dead give away according to my wife. ;)

Richard

[Red Flag 1]

Chef,

HoIt'sHas something to do with Testosterone...if I recall correctly. The older one gets, the less the effect. Should there be an "effect", the male can't recall why, or what to do.

Just wait a while, the calls will see a natural decline; enjoy it while you can;).

It's a joke, I know that.

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