ITALIAN TRADITIONS

[BMT (RIP)]

Do you know why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Here is the answer.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside..

"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos" "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"



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[Dozer523]

Now that's funny. That sh!t doesn't happen in Ireland.:D

[SF18C]

Now that's funny. That sh!t doesn't happen in Ireland.:D

Q. What do you call an Irishman who has 1,500 girlfriends?

A. A shepherd!

[Green Light]

Ouch!

[greenberetTFS]

Do you know why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Here is the answer.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside..

"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos" "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"



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BMT,

Being of Sicilian decent I had to laugh,it was pretty funny................;)

Big Teddy :munchin

[Red Flag 1]

Funny even to a Scicilian:D:D

However, we choose to plate in silver and gold;).

RF 1