Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum

[PSM]

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

Link (http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html)

He must have thought it was Punxsutawney Phil. :D

Pat

[Triman19]

That is amazing. Needed a good laugh, thanks. (Here's your sign...):p

[Masochist]

Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Who knows, maybe he struck out that night and this was the first (semi-) warm body he could find for a goodnight kiss.

It is Pennsyl-tucky, after all. :D

[akv]

Don't Ask Don't Tell

[mojaveman]

Gross, but not as bad as the guy in my county who got stinking drunk and then tried to make love to his neighbor's pony. He went to jail for it and also got his picture in the local newspaper. :p

[Red Flag 1]

Who knows, maybe he struck out that night and this was the first (semi-) warm body he could find for a goodnight kiss.

It is Pennsyl-tucky, after all. :D

Wannabe Veterinarian nabbed in the midst of a random act of lunacy. Pretty damned funny Pat!!

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[wet dog]

What would be funnier than a drunk man helping a dead animal or a drunk animal helping a dead man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5E5TjkDvU0

[badshot]

WD that was great! First shot of the warthog after eating the fruit did it. Haven't laughed that hard in a while thanks...

[Red Flag 1]

Thanks WD!!

Drunk monkeys were a hoot, my fav has to be the elephant.

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[Dusty]

He must have thought it was Punxsutawney Phil. :D

Pat

How does anybody know for sure whether that possum was actually dead?

[dadof18x'er]

He must have thought it was Punxsutawney Phil. :D

Pat

he obviously is not aware of what possums eat :eek: :eek:

[JimP]

knock it off guys - I thought it was the midget who I had been out drinking with earlier. Admittedly, she was a little hairy but after a couple bottles of Beam, who here hasn't made the same mistake....huh???

[Red Flag 1]

How does anybody know for sure whether that possum was actually dead?

Root canal without local.

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[cetheridge]

How does anybody know for sure whether that possum was actually dead?

Maybe the possum was flat with tire tracks on it!

[PSM]

Thanks WD!!

Drunk monkeys were a hoot, my fav has to be the elephant.

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I agree! That elephant was tenacious at trying to get that thing. How many would he have had to eat to get that wasted? :confused:

Pat