Test Drive

[Peregrino]

Test Drive


I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it...

[BrainStorm]

Whether this is apocryphal or not, it's still funny. Thanks.

[mojaveman]

Were you the only caucasian male looking at Cadillacs that day? :D

[Koa18B]

Were you the only caucasian male looking at Cadillacs that day? :D

+1
spot on good sir! Utilizing that "Bail out" money!

[olhamada]

LMAO. :D

[Bill Harsey]

With that grill they might make a great turkey hunting rig. :D

[Peregrino]

With that grill they might make a great turkey hunting rig. :D

Maybe - But I can only afford a hunting lisence for one vehicle at a time and I'm not about to give up the truck. (Besides - imagine the wife's reaction as you're hosing off the carpet after "bringing home the bacon"! :D)