6.8SPC_DUMP
03-21-2010, 19:33
A guy gets pulled over going 72 in a 55 zone at 2 a.m. on a Thursday.
After pulled over the rookie officer cautiously approaches the guy's car and sees he has already turned on both overhead lights and placed both his hands clearly at the top of the steering wheel.
Officer: "Licence and registration..."
Driver: "Sorry I left my wallet at home Sir."
Officer: "Lets see the registration."
Driver: "Actually it's not my car; it's stolen Sir..."
Officer: "TURN THE CAR OFF - HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM - GET OUT SLOWLY AND GET ON YOUR KNEES WITH YOUR ANKLES CROSSED - PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!" He says while pulling his Tazer and calling for backup.
Once the guy gets done whining, with a knee on his back and wrists cuffed behind his back, he says: "OK!!! You are going to find it anyway - there's an unlicensed revolver in the glove compartment."
Officer: "What the hell are you doing with that?! - you know you could have gotten killed if I saw you reach for it!"
Driver: "I used it to hi-jack the car Sir."
Officer: "WHERE IS THE DRIVER?!"
Driver: "He's taped up in the trunk Sir...."
Just then a close-by backup unit arrives and a Veteran officer comes out to hear the yelping driver say: "HELP officer - this other Cop is Crazy!!!"
The first officer briefs his back-up on the situation - as he pops the trunk.
"Trunk is empty." says the responding veteran LEO. Moving on he reports: "No gun in the glove compartment - I have the registration made out to a Michael Sanders.
"I'm Michael", screams the driver, "Look in my wallet for Christ's sake!"
The confused rookie officer pulls it out and confirms the drivers license is valid and in his name.
Then Mike yells out to the veteran LEO: "I bet this lying son of a b*tch is going to tell you I was speeding TOO!"
(jolly stomping ensues) :)
After pulled over the rookie officer cautiously approaches the guy's car and sees he has already turned on both overhead lights and placed both his hands clearly at the top of the steering wheel.
Officer: "Licence and registration..."
Driver: "Sorry I left my wallet at home Sir."
Officer: "Lets see the registration."
Driver: "Actually it's not my car; it's stolen Sir..."
Officer: "TURN THE CAR OFF - HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM - GET OUT SLOWLY AND GET ON YOUR KNEES WITH YOUR ANKLES CROSSED - PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!" He says while pulling his Tazer and calling for backup.
Once the guy gets done whining, with a knee on his back and wrists cuffed behind his back, he says: "OK!!! You are going to find it anyway - there's an unlicensed revolver in the glove compartment."
Officer: "What the hell are you doing with that?! - you know you could have gotten killed if I saw you reach for it!"
Driver: "I used it to hi-jack the car Sir."
Officer: "WHERE IS THE DRIVER?!"
Driver: "He's taped up in the trunk Sir...."
Just then a close-by backup unit arrives and a Veteran officer comes out to hear the yelping driver say: "HELP officer - this other Cop is Crazy!!!"
The first officer briefs his back-up on the situation - as he pops the trunk.
"Trunk is empty." says the responding veteran LEO. Moving on he reports: "No gun in the glove compartment - I have the registration made out to a Michael Sanders.
"I'm Michael", screams the driver, "Look in my wallet for Christ's sake!"
The confused rookie officer pulls it out and confirms the drivers license is valid and in his name.
Then Mike yells out to the veteran LEO: "I bet this lying son of a b*tch is going to tell you I was speeding TOO!"
(jolly stomping ensues) :)