JJ_BPK
03-14-2010, 15:25
An Israeli doctor Says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced That we can take a kidney out of
one man, Put it in another, and have him looking for Work in six weeks."
A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung Out of one person, put it in another, and Have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says.
"In my country, medicine is so advanced That we can take half a heart out of one Person, put it in another, and have them Both looking for work in two weeks."
A Kentucky doctor, says.
"You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with No brains out of Illinois and Put him in the White House And within SIX MONTHS, Half the COUNTRY is looking for Work."
Ba Da Bing... :D
"Medicine in my country is so advanced That we can take a kidney out of
one man, Put it in another, and have him looking for Work in six weeks."
A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung Out of one person, put it in another, and Have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says.
"In my country, medicine is so advanced That we can take half a heart out of one Person, put it in another, and have them Both looking for work in two weeks."
A Kentucky doctor, says.
"You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with No brains out of Illinois and Put him in the White House And within SIX MONTHS, Half the COUNTRY is looking for Work."
Ba Da Bing... :D