Divorce after veil-wearing Muslim bride reveals a beard and crossed eyes

[Surf n Turf]

This is just to funny. Looks like the veil covers more than modesty :munchin
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Divorce after veil-wearing Muslim bride reveals a beard and crossed eyes

An Arab ambassador called for an instant divorce after discovering his veil-wearing fiancée had a beard and was cross-eyed, it emerged today.
The would-be bride had hidden her face behind a Muslim niqab throughout their short courtship, meaning the diplomat had no idea what she looked like.
But as soon as the marriage was contract was signed in Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, he tried to kiss her, before coming face-to-face with her hairy face and strange squint

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1249922/Ambassador-calls-divorce-veil-wearing-bride-reveals-beard-crossed-eyes.html

[Kyobanim]

I always wondered where my ex-wife moved to.

[rltipton]

That'll teach you not to take it for a test drive first. :D

I'm surprised the dude didn't chop her head off for that. Sharia who?

[mojaveman]

A beard huh? I wonder if he did a sex check on "her" like they're going to start doing in the Olympics now. :D

[brown77]

:D

[Slantwire]

For some reason, I thought of the last panel of this cartoon (http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/990131).

[Mitch]

Just had to add my own touch to that picture:

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[Mitch]

Or

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[brown77]

How about...

[Mitch]

How about...

I'll see that one and raise you one more.

[brown77]

I'll see that one and raise you one more.

Aw Mitch, you are a tough act to follow, but for the sake of good sportsmanship...

[Mitch]

Aw Mitch, you are a tough act to follow, but for the sake of good sportsmanship...

Finished it for you . . .

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[Mitch]

Just one more :)

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[brown77]

Just one more :)

Couldn't let it lie huh ;)