youz say sumptin..local

[Penn]

whaddya from lawn guyland or sumptin?

youz guys don’t know whatcha tawin bout

dere’s no way I’m gonna do dat

The phrases are usually reduced/compressed to three or four words.

[Goggles Pizano]

Ya, I wuz wit Dawny an Mahhk at Fenway. When all duh sudden dis Tawwmy from Quinzee says "Hey! Fahk da cawk-suckin Yanks!". Den he throws his beah wicked fah and nails the fackin queah Yankee in dah head wit it. We laffed for owwahs! Fahk da Yankees-Bahstan rulz! :D

[Penn]

And here I thought you were from phuckin soufh philly

[Goggles Pizano]

I am! My best friend is from New Hamphshire and I hear that accent all the time. Of course my accent is worse because it comes with attytood. :D

[lksteve]

And to think y'all won the War of Northern Aggression...y'all don't speak no proper english er nuthin'...

[mojaveman]

Have you ever heard Robin Williams speak in that dialect?

"Yo wite honkey mofo! Whed yoo lern how ta drive? At da Indy 500?"

Flip Wilson doing Geraldine Jones:

"Killa gowna get yoo! He got a pearl handled strait razeh an he gonna cut yoo a new smile!"