JAGO
01-06-2010, 10:33
I got this from cc today….
An old Irishman has not been to confession for many years. Guilt finally overcomes him; he enters a church and heads for the confessional. Much to his surprise, he finds the space most inviting with a tap labeled Guinness on the wall, a selection of finest brandy, cigars, and expensive chocolate on a shelf. As he is looking over these and the other the amenities the divider slides open and he (in an Irish accent) begins, “Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It has been 11 years since my last confession but before I go on, I got to compliment the Church on the changes you have made.” Father commands, “Get out, you’re on my side”.
An old Irishman has not been to confession for many years. Guilt finally overcomes him; he enters a church and heads for the confessional. Much to his surprise, he finds the space most inviting with a tap labeled Guinness on the wall, a selection of finest brandy, cigars, and expensive chocolate on a shelf. As he is looking over these and the other the amenities the divider slides open and he (in an Irish accent) begins, “Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It has been 11 years since my last confession but before I go on, I got to compliment the Church on the changes you have made.” Father commands, “Get out, you’re on my side”.