classic..

[armymom1228]

This has to be classic.

I went to get from the boat to the dock a couple of days ago and mid stride my pants dropped to my ankles!. it seems all that paddling and conoeing and excitement of the past few weeks caused me to lose some weight...or atleast a couple of inches in the waist line. lol. I took it in stride and after scouting the area to see if there were any witnesses I calmly reached down and pulled my pants back up and finished the transfer of my big rump to the dock with . never a dull moment.
oh weelll I guess it's time do the dishes.
later
Bill

oh to be the fly on the piling....:munchin

[armymom1228]

Occasionally....very very occasionally I do as I am told... and since I was 'ordered' by a QP to post this...he had already gotten it in a pm.... if I am found out, that E5 will oh well... have fun.. another classic. I am the kind of Mom that finds drunks amusing. I do all sorts of things to them when passed out.

I got my chritmas present from my son. I asked him to get someone to take a photo of him in his class A's with maroon beret for me... he did... last photo like that he was only 19. he is 27 now, totally different face. Second photo he sent, was hysterical. Him in BDU's with his MY name and phone number pinned to his blouse with the words, "if I get lost return me to my mom". He got drunk the first night home from afghanistan. I found him sleeping in his car, so I pinned the note to his shirt and went back to bed. I also wrote, "I am drunk don't let me drive" in magic marker to his forehead, after I turned the car off, and removed the keys. Hey, don't get drunk around mom.. she might have fun with you.


Edited to add: "all sorts of things" equates to things that are embarassing but legal. Lipstick, sharpie writing on the forhead... henna is fun...it doesn't come off, it has to wear off. try waking up wearing a dress.. or nekkid wearing nothing by your boots in your truck with NO keys. Geez, some people here have a dirty mind. I would have never have thought it of this highbrow crowd. :D