Habu-MFFI 175
11-08-2009, 07:24
The CIA had an opening for an assassin and set out to recruit military assassins. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "we must know that ou will follow orders, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. KIll her!!!"
The man said, "you can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "then you're not the right man for this job. Take you wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The the man then came out of the room with tears in his eye, "i tried, but i just cannot kill my wife." The agent said, "then you dont' have what it takes for this job. Take you wife and go home."
Finally, it was the womans turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Many shots were fired. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door slowley opened and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. " I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "we must know that ou will follow orders, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. KIll her!!!"
The man said, "you can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "then you're not the right man for this job. Take you wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The the man then came out of the room with tears in his eye, "i tried, but i just cannot kill my wife." The agent said, "then you dont' have what it takes for this job. Take you wife and go home."
Finally, it was the womans turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Many shots were fired. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door slowley opened and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. " I had to beat him to death with the chair!"