6.8SPC_DUMP
11-05-2009, 21:29
Lame attempt to bring some humor to a heavy hearted day:
A rancher walking down his Texas country road notices a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher shouts: "Hey mister! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it."
The man shouted back: "Hi I'm from New York down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I didn't hear you - let me turn my ipod off."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands. You'll get more."
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Also, Norm Macdonald Roasts Bill Clinton, his administration and many prominent media figures at the 1997 White House Correspondence Dinner. Not for everyone - but it kills me and is clean humor.
Part 1/2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5kpXhq5nHM&feature=related (can skip 45 seconds in)
Part 2/2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRYE85AgiYo&feature=related
A rancher walking down his Texas country road notices a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher shouts: "Hey mister! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it."
The man shouted back: "Hi I'm from New York down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I didn't hear you - let me turn my ipod off."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands. You'll get more."
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Also, Norm Macdonald Roasts Bill Clinton, his administration and many prominent media figures at the 1997 White House Correspondence Dinner. Not for everyone - but it kills me and is clean humor.
Part 1/2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5kpXhq5nHM&feature=related (can skip 45 seconds in)
Part 2/2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRYE85AgiYo&feature=related