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BMT (RIP)
11-02-2009, 10:40
The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her
that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to
see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.



The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see
any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done and there was a huge dinner on the
table.



The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He
ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of
the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough
that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he
pees.

mojaveman
11-02-2009, 12:03
Sounds like that cute little Southern Belle kicked him in the huevos with her boots!

Rogue
11-02-2009, 12:23
THANK GOD I live in Ohio

18DWife
11-02-2009, 12:41
:D: loves it

((I am a Mississippi girl so of course I find it funny ,and TRUE :D ))

LarryW
11-02-2009, 19:59
Love it!

Heard the same sentiment applied to Newfoundland women. Ha!

Roguish Lawyer
11-02-2009, 20:28
My wife is from Michigan! :lifter

caveman
11-02-2009, 20:54
The girl who wants to be my wife is from Michigan, maybe I'll take her hints more seriously :rolleyes: .... probably not though.

lksteve
11-02-2009, 22:25
The GF is from Ohio...she says the list is backwards...

kimberly
11-03-2009, 21:46
I think it has more to do with wisdom than location.