View Full Version : Arch Hard at 2:05
Dozer523
10-25-2009, 11:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x20v9F-sWHQ:D
Whoa Dozer......I'm worried about you man. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bringing the Hoff to PS.com........I don't think this'll end to well. :munchin
Red Flag 1
10-25-2009, 14:12
Whoa Dozer......I'm worried about you man. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bringing the Hoff to PS.com........I don't think this'll end to well. :munchin
YUP!!!
This is probably the second "screening" of hasselhoff on this site. Great tune! Awful video. Even worse "star"......needs more Big Macs off the floor.
Thanks Dozer !
RF 1
ps: Never worry about the Dozer!!!
r
LongWire
10-25-2009, 15:15
WTF?????
My eyes are bleeding............
blue02hd
10-25-2009, 15:32
That was just wrong,,,,
The poster of said oxygen thievery should be issued 20 lashes,,,,
Stamp his ID Card "No Dessert" while your at it,,,,
Red Flag 1
10-25-2009, 16:15
That was just wrong,,,,
The poster of said oxygen thievery should be issued 20 lashes,,,,
Stamp his ID Card "No Dessert" while your at it,,,,
OK.
No Jello for two weeks:D.
RF 1
Team Sergeant
10-25-2009, 16:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x20v9F-sWHQ:D
You asking to be banned?
Habu-MFFI 175
10-25-2009, 19:18
Arch Hard....didn't see the first thing right. Did see some great setups
for the banana sky dance. The Hoff wouldn't even make it in the wind tunnel with body movements like that...:D
<*/)))))>{
Couldn't get to 2:05 - I turned it off at 0:07 when Hasselhoff appeared. :rolleyes:
Richard
Dozer523
10-25-2009, 19:35
Ok ok
Team Sergeant it's not my fault. It is . . .but see it's like this . . . aw man , even you wouldn't understand. . .
SDiver You're right, you're right!
Red Flag, Jello I can live without, thank you for not making it jello shots.
Long wire, I'm sorry, really.
BlueO2hd I'll take the lashes (but AFCHIC gets to administer with our respective RFL supervising (don't be nasty) Her's will laugh, mine will shake her head and chalk it up to "just one MORE thing I'll never understand about you".
It's Sunday for cryin' out loud! Bright Center of the Universe had friends over (I was drinking Orange Juice). I was in my pajamas making French Toast (there was Vodka in the OJ) They were watching this and laughing (I may have had another) They were very complimentary of my French Toast (Shut up, it IS good, I probably did have another) I was in a"sharing mood". . . I thought it was funny . . . at the time.
I probably should have gone to church with My reason For Living, the ShortStop and the Little Dude.
Bite me RL!:D
Alcohol was never a valid extenuating or mitigating circumstance for defending such horrific behavior when undergoing a UCMJ action. I'd run and hide if I were you. :D
Richard
Dozer523
10-25-2009, 20:41
Alcohol was never a valid extenuating or mitigating circumstance for defending such horrific behavior when undergoing a UCMJ action. I'd run and hide if I were you. :D
Richard I plead THE COMEDY ZONE
Talk to SDiver, he'll be defending me. (That guy gets away with anything.)
I think this may be an OPSEC violation. I believe they make the students in SERE watch this during the final stage. :D
Perhaps it improves OPSEC.
A sort of surprise for those who detonate it. :D
I plead THE COMEDY ZONE
Talk to SDiver, he'll be defending me. (That guy gets away with anything.)
*AHEM*
Is this thing on ???
...tap....tap....
Gents,
I wish to plead the case for Dozer as being a case of nothing more than Temporary Insanity, Good Natured Fatherhood and Excellent Husbandry.
As my client has stated.....
It's Sunday for cryin' out loud! Bright Center of the Universe had friends over
Sunday being a day of rest, as is stated in the Christian Bible that The Supreme Architect of the Universe, after creating the Heavens and the Earth, rested on the 7th day, and the fact that his "Bright Center of the Universe" had friends over, there was an "Arie" of "Silliness" in the Dozer household.
He was after all.....
in my pajamas making French Toast
Who here among us has NOT felt "Silly" while making French Toast or Pancakes (Flapjacks for our Southern members) or Eggs or Biscuits and Gravy or Breakfast in general on a Sunday, while still in your Pajamas, and wanted to share the "Silliness" with Brothers you work with and trust on a daily basis....
I was in a"sharing mood".
As many of you know, or have known at one time (before the Bitch took everything you have....that is except the Bass Boat), when your "Center of the Universe" or "Significant Other" or "Osama Bin Mama" or "The Brains Behind The Crown", has friends over, and they're doing it what they do when they get together and "Ramp Up" the silliness, especially when one is still in Pajamas making French Toast, a state of Temporary Insanity can ensue, such as in this case.
Seeing that his....
Reason For Living, the ShortStop and the Little Dude.
....were still in the house, added to this "silliness". Who here among us has not heard from our "Little Ones" or "Bug Factories" or "Rug Rats" something akin to, "Daddy, Daddy...put this on the computer with the guys with the Green Hats", seeing has how you yourself are laughing at what is being shown. In their minds, if they see that you like it, then ergo, the Guys in the Green Hats will like it too.
As far as to the claim that my client was somewhat inebriated, is unfounded.
He first claims that....
(I was drinking Orange Juice).
But then later states....
(there was Vodka in the OJ)
No where does he state that the Orange Juice HE was drinking had Vodka in it. NO....he states he was only drinking ORANGE JUICE.
The Vodka in the OJ was being consumed by his "Bright Center of the Universe" and her friends. How else can you explain someone purposely searching out and bring up a video of The Hoff, unless they themselves were 3 sheets to the wind. No sane, sober person would do such a thing.
Yes, posting a video of The Hoff on an S.F. web site is wrong, even if it is in the Comedy Zone, where threads of The Sergeant Major and videos of Monty Python Raine supreme. But my client posted this under the duress of Temporary Insanity, Good Natured Fatherhood and Excellent Husbandry.
They were after all.....
very complimentary of my French Toast
Dozer523
10-26-2009, 06:02
*AHEM*
Is this thing on ???
...tap....tap....
Gents,
I wish to plead the case for Dozer as being a case of nothing more than Temporary Insanity, Good Natured Fatherhood and Excellent Husbandry.
As my client has stated......
You know where to send the bill.
Red Flag 1
10-26-2009, 06:50
OK.
Great job Sdiver!!
So for my part, sentence reduced to only two says without jello; including "time served".............
RF 1
The Reaper
10-26-2009, 08:34
You wear PJs?
How old are you, anyway?
TR
Kyobanim
10-26-2009, 08:45
Dozer, my only question is this . . .
. . .were you dancing while making french toast and watching the video?
You wear PJs?
How old are you, anyway?
TR
Dozer, refer to Richards post. :D
Alcohol was never a valid extenuating or mitigating circumstance for defending such horrific behavior when undergoing a UCMJ action. I'd run and hide if I were you.
Richard
longrange1947
10-26-2009, 09:40
Dozer, you didn't just post the Special Ops Question did you? :D
You know, how to be SF faster and with short cuts?
Dozer, you didn't just post the SF Question did you? :D
If he did, I'm retracting my "He was ONLY drinking Orange Juice" defense. :munchin
armymom1228
10-26-2009, 09:49
You wear PJs?
How old are you, anyway?
TR
Dr Denton's most likely. :D
I made it to ooga,ooga and turned it of.:eek:
Dozer523
10-26-2009, 10:23
Dozer, you didn't just post the Special Ops Question did you? :D
You know, how to be SF faster and with short cuts?
LR 1947 No, a thousand times NO! I did not have anything to do with the Tagger's post (I was as shocked, disgusted and amused as most).
Please don't ban him . . . YET (He needs to suffer)
HOFF WAS A JOKE FER GAWD'S SAKE! The comedy zone, Hello!
SDiver I swear! My retainer is still good, BTW your bank called about the size of the wire transfer. Something about "Wow. . ."
Reaper They were plaid, blue, tie at waist, ankle length. 16 YO girls were in my kitchen.:eek: I was wearing the "All I feel is recoil" tee shirt if that helps.
('Bout as old as you I'm guessing.)
I don't suppose you noticed that blame for Tagger was offered not just to me but to TS and YOU! (I'm a little honored, actually:o)
Mom Be quiet! If things don't improve soon, I'm going to ask you to stop helping.
Kyobanim ......"On advice of Counsel, I wish to invoke my 5th PS.com privileges."
I SWEAR TO GAWD I will NEVER watch BayWatch (just to watch Pamala running on the beach) again, ever.
Kids Let this be a lesson to you.
ZonieDiver
10-26-2009, 10:29
With all due respect to SDiver, I think the defendant needs Otter for his counsel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHFdduVDVg&feature=related
Dozer523
10-26-2009, 11:03
With all due respect to SDiver, I think the defendant needs Otter for his counsel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Y80ue92Ao
OH great! YouTube. We come full circle.:D
rltipton
10-26-2009, 12:01
Oh Dozer, don't quit your day job on account of me. :lifter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA
Chris Cram
10-26-2009, 18:38
Oh Dozer, don't quit your day job on account of me. :lifter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA
Well done... You saved me from a thought of posting another ugachaka video.
I am in your debt.
wow I think someone owes me an apology for that originally posted youtube link
greenberetTFS
08-29-2010, 05:39
You asking to be banned?
I'm with you on this one TS(sorry Dozer :( ) Not banned for life but at least say 90 days and less if he's on good behavior!...............;)
Big Teddy :munchin
Dozer523
08-29-2010, 06:45
I'm with you on this one TS(sorry Dozer :( ) Not banned for life but at least say 90 days and less if he's on good behavior!...............;)
Big Teddy :munchin Teddy! I can't believe you would resurect this one just because of Soooooooouuuuuuuul Train!
wow I think someone owes me an apology for that originally posted youtube linkSix posts and you "like it fine here; do ya?"
Push the Earth away