frostfire
10-14-2009, 09:23
THE CAR ACCIDENT
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. Gods' mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
Woman: "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt.This must be a sign from God that we should be friends
and live in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies: "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're
still at fault... women shouldn't be allowed to drive!"
Woman: "And look at this, here's another miracle! My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
And hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to man.
Man: "Aren't you having any?"
Woman: "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. Gods' mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
Woman: "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt.This must be a sign from God that we should be friends
and live in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies: "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're
still at fault... women shouldn't be allowed to drive!"
Woman: "And look at this, here's another miracle! My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
And hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to man.
Man: "Aren't you having any?"
Woman: "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."