Redneck pick-up lines

[Sdiver]

1) Did you fart???....cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded???....cuz you sure are special.

3) My love for you is like diarrhea......I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card???....cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants???.....cuz I can see myself in 'em.

6) If you was a tree, and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

9) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If you're gonna regret this mornin', we can sleep in till afternoon.

and the best for last......

11) Your face reminds me of a wrench.........every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up !!!!

[version13]

My favorite redneck pickup line is: "Howdy Cuz!"

[7624U]

That goes along the lines ... We aint related my daddy left your Ma'ma ...

[Red Flag 1]

6 has a bit if value....in some circles.

And after the divorce, as they walked from the court house, "does this mean we can't be brother and sister anymore?".

RF 1

[armymom1228]

or the infamous redneck foreplay, "roll over bitch!!"

[longrange1947]

ARMYMOM!!!! :D

[Dozer523]

Sometimes I calls him "Daddy" and sometimes, I calls him "Uncle Bill".

[Richard]

This one always worked for me:

"Are both of those teeth real?" ;)

Richard

[greenberetTFS]

6 has a bit if value....in some circles.

And after the divorce, as they walked from the court house, "does this mean we can't be brother and sister anymore?".

RF 1

RF1,

Shame on you.......................;)

Big Teddy :munchin

[greenberetTFS]

Sometimes I calls him "Daddy" and sometimes, I calls him "Uncle Bill".

Dozer,Dozer,Dozer............:rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Big Teddy :munchin