Richard
08-03-2009, 06:10
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE PROPOSED NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Sal's Roto-Rooter Service.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE PROPOSED NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra...and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Sal's Roto-Rooter Service.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE PROPOSED NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra...and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.