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Kyobanim
07-06-2004, 13:30
An X-Ray, made of the stomach of a 62-year-old man who came to the emergency room. He had a history of major psychiatric illness, was suffering from stomach pain, and could not eat or move his bowels.
What is it? (x-ray reading practice)
Cut him open and find out:munchin
Jack Moroney (RIP)
07-06-2004, 14:30
Damn, if I didn't know better I'd say it looks like he took a bite out of a porcupine.
Jack Moroney
Sacamuelas
07-06-2004, 14:35
he either swallowed or inserted up his rectum a LOT of foreign objects...
Some look like needles or bobby pins..
the large ovoid structure could be anything... its probably metalic due to its opacity on xray...
You realize that this is pushing the limits of a "SF medic" related thread. A freak show every now and then is good for the forum though. ;) LOL
Team Sergeant
07-06-2004, 14:58
I know.
At least it was an idiot frenchman...
Originally posted by Kyobanim
An X-Ray, made of the stomach of a 62-year-old man who came to the emergency room. He had a history of major psychiatric illness, was suffering from stomach pain, and could not eat or move his bowels.
What is it? (x-ray reading practice)
5.5 kg of coins, necklaces, and needles
Kyobanim
07-06-2004, 15:14
Originally posted by pulque
5.5 kg of coins, necklaces, and needles
Bingo!
An X-Ray, made of the stomach of a 62-year-old man who came to the emergency room of Cholet General Hospital in western France in 2002. He had a history of major psychiatric illness, was suffering from stomach pain, and could not eat or move his bowels. Doctors discovered an enormous opaque mass in his stomach that turned out to weigh 12 pounds. The patient had swallowed around 350 coins, along with assorted necklaces and needles. (02/18/04 The New England Journal of Medicine 2004)
Guess this confirms the psychiatric illness. Now, back to your regularly scheduled med forum.
Originally posted by Kyobanim
350 coins
challenge coins?
CPTAUSRET
07-22-2004, 11:36
Originally posted by pulque
challenge coins?
Nah, he was Phrench.
Surrender coins, perhaps.
Terry
Sacamuelas
07-22-2004, 11:59
ROTFLMAO!!!:p
NousDefionsDoc
07-22-2004, 16:43
Bawaaaah! Good one Cap!
LOL!
There's some crazy phrench guy (not literally) who did that for a living... Ate an entire plane engine once, I believe...
Solid
Originally posted by Solid
LOL!
There's some crazy phrench guy (not literally) who did that for a living... Ate an entire plane engine once, I believe...
Solid
LOL.
Perhaps the consumer of indigestibles you refer to is Monsieur Mangetout (aka Michel Lotito), who ate a Cessna 150.
"He apparently possesses a stomach and intentine with walls of twice the expected thickness, his digestive acids are also unusually powerful allowing him to actually digest a certain portion of his metallic meals."
a line from a movie I watched last night:
"Kindy inform Major Heyward that he has little to fear from this General Marquis de Montcalm in the first place; and scant need of a colonial militia in the second because the French haven't the nature for war. Their Gallic indifference combines with their Latinate voluptuousness with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight."
That's the one. Monsieur Mangetout. I wonder, with a name like that, if he's attractive to the women? :D
I always wondered if his stomach worked more than ours, thank you for confirming my suspicions. Now I can give up my dreams of eating forks to get a date.
Last of the Mohicans is a fine movie. I read the book when I was a kid and cried and cried and cried.
Solid
swatsurgeon
07-27-2004, 13:06
speaking of challange coins, any body want to trade one? I would enjoy one from this group....I can send our H&K coin....TS would like these!! (one for pistol, one for MP5)
Any takers....I can email pics if you would like
I collect SF, Vietnam, CIB...but only relative to my service coins. The exception would be a couple of SOG coins "forced" upon me in LV in a year, I cannot remember. I also pick up Ordnance stuff as my son was branched OD...must consternation there. At his graduation from VMI in May of '03, the General Officer who administered the oath to all the Army grads, was LTG Richard Hack. He is my age and a VMI grad. He came up to us after my wife and I did the pinning on of the bars, and he gave my son a coin...he said this is from the highest ranking Ordnance officer to the newest one. It had three stars on one side and Chief, Army Materials Command on the other...I think. Kewl move, mon general.
God Bless our troops, everyone: from the PVT to the CNC.
Originally posted by Solid
That's the one. Monsieur Mangetout. I wonder, with a name like that, if he's attractive to the women? :D
I always wondered if his stomach worked more than ours, thank you for confirming my suspicions. Now I can give up my dreams of eating forks to get a date.
Last of the Mohicans is a fine movie. I read the book when I was a kid and cried and cried and cried.
Solid
you wont have to eat your utensils or your ride.. you can show your "intestinal fortitude" in other ways :D