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It's National Man Day!... or is it?
CELESTINE, Ind. - June 12, 2009 - -- Two Indiana men have declared Monday "National Man Day" only to find there's already a romantic holiday that falls on that date.
Ninteen-year-old Joel Longanecker of Celestine and his 26-year-old brother Joel Longanecker , of Indianapolis, have for months been rallying thousands to their masculine cause on Facebook. More than 260,000 people have pledged to "stand up and do manly things" on Man Day.
But it turns out June 15 is also "Sneak a Kiss Day," a day for sweethearts to steal smooches from their sweeties.
The Man Day organizers urge participants to take part in "manly" activities such as football, hunting or watching Rocky movies.
They claim real men don't "sneak" kisses!
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6865310
So to all you MEN.... HAPPY NATIONAL MAN DAY! :D;)
The Reaper
06-15-2009, 10:09
Man up!
TR
mojaveman
06-15-2009, 17:24
"Cowboy up!" appeals to me just a little more.
Gents,
Be mindfull though. I'm thinking Saoirse is attempting to "Steel a Kiss". ;)
:munchin
Gents,
Be mindfull though. I'm thinking Saoirse is attempting to "Steel a Kiss". ;)
:munchin
REAL Women don't have to steal kisses! :D :p
Dozer523
06-15-2009, 21:55
When a Real Cowboy mentions his "arm's a little stiff" he means it's in a cast. Cowboy Up!
A real man will tell you it's only a scratch....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
A Real Man, tied it off and drove on :lifter:lifter:lifter
Two Afghan commandos were killed and several of the American troops were injured, including Walding, whose leg was nearly torn from his body by enemy fire. He literally tied his ankle to his thigh, he said, to prevent the damaged appendage from “flopping around.”
REAL Women don't have to steal kisses! :D :p
AMEN to that......
for the actual song: http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/mansong/ :D
The Man Song
Ladies and gentleman, The Man Song!
He's the man. He's the man.
I don't take no crap from anybody else...
but you
I wear the pants around here...
when I finish with your laundry
Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight...
when I say "jump", you say "yeah right"
Cos I'm the man of this house...
until you get home
He's the man. He's the man.
When I say goes around here...
right out the window
But I don't wanna hear a lot of whining...
so I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's boss around here...
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear
Cos I'm head honcho around here...
but it's all in my head
He's the man. He's the man.
And I can have sex anytime...
that you want
Cos I'm a man who has needs...
but they're not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me...
cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry
I'm the king of my castle...
when you're not around
He's the man. He's the man.
And I'll drink and watch sports...
whenever I wanna get in trouble
And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready...
to sleep on the couch
Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm top dog around here...
but I've been neutered
He's the man. He's the man!
You the man!
for the actual song: http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/mansong/ :D
The Man Song
Ladies and gentleman, The Man Song!
He's the man. He's the man.
I don't take no crap from anybody else...
but you
I wear the pants around here...
when I finish with your laundry
Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight...
when I say "jump", you say "yeah right"
Cos I'm the man of this house...
until you get home
He's the man. He's the man.
When I say goes around here...
right out the window
But I don't wanna hear a lot of whining...
so I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's boss around here...
the sooner you can give me my orders, dear
Cos I'm head honcho around here...
but it's all in my head
He's the man. He's the man.
And I can have sex anytime...
that you want
Cos I'm a man who has needs...
but they're not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me...
cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry
I'm the king of my castle...
when you're not around
He's the man. He's the man.
And I'll drink and watch sports...
whenever I wanna get in trouble
And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready...
to sleep on the couch
Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm top dog around here...
but I've been neutered
He's the man. He's the man!
You the man!
LOL!!!:D
Saoirse, you are a brave lady to post that on here!!!:lifter And if you are giving lessons....can I pa-leese sign up?:cool:
Holly
LOL!!!:D
Saoirse, you are a brave lady to post that on here!!!:lifter And if you are giving lessons....can I pa-leese sign up?:cool:
Holly
Brave or stupid!? LOL I am HOPING(?) that the "Powers That Be" find the humor. If we cannot laugh at ourselves...well, then who can we laugh at? :D
Brave or stupid!? LOL I am HOPING(?) that the "Powers That Be" find the humor. If we cannot laugh at ourselves...well, then who can we laugh at? :D
LOL! My vote is Brave!!!:p You are one of the most supportive ladies I know of SF, and very true...laughing at ourselves is a good thing!!! I try to at least once a day!:o
JMHO,
Holly
HMass18Z
06-16-2009, 14:59
Brave or stupid!? LOL I am HOPING(?) that the "Powers That Be" find the humor. If we cannot laugh at ourselves...well, then who can we laugh at? :D
I am gonna vote for brave . . for posting such a wonderful song about men, here amoungst such a fine cast of steely eyed, pork eating, crusading warriors!
:lifter
If we cannot laugh at ourselves...well, then who can we laugh at? :D
I point and laugh at others.
:D
PR31C, got that one right.
I point and laugh at others.
:D
PR31C, got that one right.
Am still trying to master the art of pointing and laughing at others...
But am always trying to learn!
:D
PR31C, Great example of a true "Man-up!"
Holly
LOL!!!:D
Saoirse, you are a brave lady to post that on here!!!:lifter And if you are giving lessons....can I pa-leese sign up?:cool:
Holly
Lessons? Well, if you asked my QP he would tell that I don't live by that song! LOL That's why he calls me his "good lil asset" !!! LOL I just make sure his martini is shakin, not stirred and ready and waiting the minute he walks thru the door! TA DA! :D
Lessons? Well, if you asked my QP he would tell that I don't live by that song! LOL That's why he calls me his "good lil asset" !!! LOL I just make sure his martini is shakin, not stirred and ready and waiting the minute he walks thru the door! TA DA! :D
Saoirse,
Awesome! If I "Had a QP", I would attempt to do the same as you!:D
Have managed to learn over the years that QP's are very different from any other type of military special operations forces out there...for They are more "Manly"! :lifter
JMHO,
Holly
ZonieDiver
06-18-2009, 15:05
Saoirse,
Awesome! If I "Had a QP", I would attempt to do the same as you!:D
Have managed to learn over the years that QP's are very different from any other type of military special operations forces out there...for They are more "Manly"! :lifter
JMHO,
Holly
Are you accepting "volunteers"??? ;)
Are you accepting "volunteers"??? ;)
Ooh Holly....I think you just got an offer from a MANLY QP! ;) That's what I love about you guys, Zonie, you step up and MAN UP when it's necessary!
Are you accepting "volunteers"??? ;)
Am blushing Sir!!!
Ooh Holly....I think you just got an offer from a MANLY QP! ;) That's what I love about you guys, Zonie, you step up and MAN UP when it's necessary!
Saoirse,
Ya know, there is manly...and then there is QP Manly!!! (hehe) :lifter
Gotta luv 'em!
Holly
Dozer523
06-25-2009, 12:21
What is the second thing you did when you got home from a long deployment? Drop that damn ruck!
Had a Team Sergeant who's sweet bride always ran a 'nice, hot bath' to share after a deployment.
SEZ WE: "Ahhh, Team Sergeant, that sounds so nice . . ."
SEZ HE: "Right. Round bastards had better not float!"
What is the second thing you did when you got home from a long deployment? Drop that damn ruck!
Had a Team Sergeant who's sweet bride always ran a 'nice, hot bath' to share after a deployment.
SEZ WE: "Ahhh, Team Sergeant, that sounds so nice . . ."
SEZ HE: "Right. Round bastards had better not float!"
Hahahaha Dozer... that's so old school. :D
What is the second thing you did when you got home from a long deployment? Drop that damn ruck!
Had a Team Sergeant who's sweet bride always ran a 'nice, hot bath' to share after a deployment.
SEZ WE: "Ahhh, Team Sergeant, that sounds so nice . . ."
SEZ HE: "Right. Round bastards had better not float!"
HAAAA, haven't heard of the "float test" for years.:D