BMT (RIP)
07-03-2004, 03:52
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on the new
hospital issue, the Allergists voted to scratch it and
the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the administration had
a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they
were laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!² while the Pediatricians said, "Grow
up!"
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons
decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right
through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new
face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was
a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart
to say no.
And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision
up to some asshole who didn't give a crap.
hospital issue, the Allergists voted to scratch it and
the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the administration had
a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they
were laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!² while the Pediatricians said, "Grow
up!"
The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons
decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right
through it!
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new
face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was
a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart
to say no.
And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision
up to some asshole who didn't give a crap.