6.8SPC_DUMP
05-18-2009, 09:47
After getting back from a week long business trip; a guy finally spends a special night with his wife.
Before they get in bed she notices there are four condoms missing from the new pack he brought home.
She asks him about it and he says: "Uhh... Me and the guys got drunk our last night at the hotel and made water balloons out of them to chuck at people walking by."
"Oh my God", she laughs, "WILL YOU EVER GROW UP?"
The next day she was talking with her girl friend at work about how immature their guys are and a male co-worker walks by. She tells him the story and asks "Now YOU would never do something like that would you?"
"Sure, every guy does.", he says
"REALLY?!? she said. "All men make water balloons out of condoms?"
"Oh Nooo.." he said, "I thought you meant about lying to our wives."
Before they get in bed she notices there are four condoms missing from the new pack he brought home.
She asks him about it and he says: "Uhh... Me and the guys got drunk our last night at the hotel and made water balloons out of them to chuck at people walking by."
"Oh my God", she laughs, "WILL YOU EVER GROW UP?"
The next day she was talking with her girl friend at work about how immature their guys are and a male co-worker walks by. She tells him the story and asks "Now YOU would never do something like that would you?"
"Sure, every guy does.", he says
"REALLY?!? she said. "All men make water balloons out of condoms?"
"Oh Nooo.." he said, "I thought you meant about lying to our wives."