First Grader's and Life Saver's

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For some of you educators or ex-educators.....



Kids are always full of surprises.

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers..



The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.........................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

After tasting them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. ---It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ---"Oh my God!! They're ass-holes !..."

[Puertoland]

You know I expected this answer and still had a good laugh. Something about the little girl's eyes widening and throwing them down as if they were the fiery spawn of Satan just made it so much more rich. Good one.