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Richard
05-02-2009, 07:15
Ya gotta admire the chutzpah of this one. :p

Richard's $.02 :munchin

Couple Arrested for Sex on Lawn at Windsor Castle
AP, 1 May 2009

Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn't take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.

''One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates -- and lots of windows opened up,'' witness Mark Robinson told The Sun newspaper.

''The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom.''

Japanese tourists filmed the couple, who only stopped when police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses said.

Thames Valley Police said the man and woman were arrested and given a written warning about outraging public decency.

The queen was in the castle at the time, but her office declined Friday to comment about what had happened.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/05/01/world/AP-EU-Britain-Castle-Sex.html?em

Utah Bob
05-02-2009, 08:51
The Queen got the whole thing on her cell phone. Probably going to put it on U-tube.:eek:

greenberetTFS
05-02-2009, 10:48
I saw it this morning in the paper and LMAO.........:p UB, Your post was pretty funny also......:rolleyes:

GB TFS :munchin

Warrior-Mentor
05-02-2009, 13:23
Now that'll make for a good story...

"There I was, knee-deep in..."

"You shoulda seen the Queen's eyes when she saw me jigglies swingin' in the breeze..."

:D

mojaveman
05-02-2009, 13:32
I don't know about those those Brits.

Last Summer an inebriated British couple were arrested while having sex on a beach in Dubai. The Muslims don't take kindly to that kind of behavior.

Richard
05-02-2009, 13:35
I don't know about those those Brits.

Last Summer an inebriated British couple were arrested while having sex on a beach in Dubai. The Muslims don't take kindly to that kind of behavior.

Professional jealousy. ;)

Richard's $.02 :munchin

Defender968
05-02-2009, 14:26
I don't know about those those Brits.

Last Summer an inebriated British couple were arrested while having sex on a beach in Dubai. The Muslims don't take kindly to that kind of behavior.

OH NO SEX ON THE BEACH THOSE PERVERTS!!! :rolleyes::eek: Come on, I live near the beach and I can tell you this happens all the time here in the US, and as long they find a secluded place and/or do it at night when no one's around, I personally don't really care, had it not been on the Queens lawn or in a Muslim country neither would have been news.

Just my .02

mojaveman
05-02-2009, 15:06
OH NO SEX ON THE BEACH THOSE PERVERTS!!! :rolleyes::eek: Come on, I live near the beach and I can tell you this happens all the time here in the US, and as long they find a secluded place and/or do it at night when no one's around, I personally don't really care, had it not been on the Queens lawn or in a Muslim country neither would have been news.

Just my .02

LOL!

I haven't tried it yet!

HOLLiS
05-02-2009, 15:27
A Royal fetish?

Utah Bob
05-02-2009, 15:51
Conversation overheard by a Royal chambermaid:

Oh Phillip! Come here won't you? There's a good fellow.
There seem to be some randy commoners out there on the lawn engaging in......well, simply some quite socially unacceptable behavior! Disgraceful actually!

Have the Household Cavalry dash right out there and put a stop to it

In about 10 minutes..

Open those curtains just a smidge would you, and I believe I'll have my tea now.

Defender968
05-02-2009, 16:19
LOL!

I haven't tried it yet!

I'd say you're missing out, but I never kiss and tell. :cool:

armymom1228
05-02-2009, 16:21
LOL!

I haven't tried it yet!

Its not all its cracked up to be...sand and all that.... :lifter

longrange1947
05-02-2009, 18:41
Its not all its cracked up to be...sand and all that.... :lifter

That's what beach towels are for, a little barrier goes a long way. :munchin

Just don't go rolling all around. :D

BoyScout
05-02-2009, 19:45
Now I have the only images from that dang "From Here to Eternity" movie I've ever seen stuck in my head. Exhibitionism or just fame seeking, this will be a story those there will pass on for a long, long time.

Gypsy
05-02-2009, 20:11
Its not all its cracked up to be...sand and all that.... :lifter

Amateur.


:D

armymom1228
05-02-2009, 20:34
Amateur.


:D

hahaha, no ma'am. Not even close... :D But thank you for the compliment
Some things are fun, but overrated.. Try helos..now that was fun...

armymom1228
05-02-2009, 20:41
That's what beach towels are for, a little barrier goes a long way. :munchin

Just don't go rolling all around. :D

To heck with beachtowels. We use bedsheets, can shake the sand off
and more room.....:D:D