armymom1228
04-17-2009, 10:28
IRS Audit
The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit
a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then
turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a
lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We
actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them
back to the candlemaker, and every now and then, he sends
us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed
that his question actually had a practical answer. So he
thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious
way...
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What
do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we
actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back
to the manufacturer, and every now and then, he sends a box
of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do
with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the
Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and
when we have enough, we actually send them to the
IRS ."
"To the IRS ?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly
to The IRS ....And about once a year, they send us a
little p---k like you."
The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit
a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then
turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a
lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We
actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them
back to the candlemaker, and every now and then, he sends
us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed
that his question actually had a practical answer. So he
thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious
way...
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What
do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we
actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back
to the manufacturer, and every now and then, he sends a box
of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do
with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the
Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and
when we have enough, we actually send them to the
IRS ."
"To the IRS ?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly
to The IRS ....And about once a year, they send us a
little p---k like you."