Prayers

[Saoirse]

Keep reading... eventually you Manly Men will get to your Prayer! :D

A WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.




A MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End

[SF_BHT]

Keep reading... eventually you Manly Men will get to your Prayer! :D

A WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.




A MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End

Hay that is our SECRET Man Prayer and Women are not supposed to know it....

[mojaveman]

I have a few more creative yet questionable lines I'd like to add to "A MAN'S PRAYER".

[Saoirse]

Aaww sorry, SF BHT... my bad! But it had been declassified so I thought I would share it. :D

Mo....please add those lines on in a post. :)

[Peregrino]

Saoirse - Don't you know yet? - All the men who could answer your prayers already have boyfriends!:p

[metelliana]

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

metelliana

[Saoirse]

Saoirse - Don't you know yet? - All the men who could answer your prayers already have boyfriends!:p

Peregrino...
I know, its like the old saying, "all the good guys are always taken or are gay!" :D

Just an FYI... IT IS NOT MY PRAYER! I forgot to put the disclaimer on it when I posted. My Man is all man...
It was probably written by some Janet Reno/Janet Napolitano look-a-like! :D:lifter