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The Reaper
04-02-2009, 12:23
How much of this is being actively praticed today?
Sabotage in the 1940s equals management techniques today.
Hey, I see most of these being used every day!
TR
bravo22b
04-02-2009, 12:55
I swear to God, this must be a joke. This is more like a checklist of established company procedures than anything else. :eek:
It is both extremely funny and incredibly painful at the same time.
Before starting my own business, I worked in a coporation doing TS&E (Time Study and Evaluations) work.
This looks pretty much like most of the work places I evaluated. Only there they called it "Job Security".
Looks like any other average day as a US Government employee. Especially those who have been around for decades......
How much of this is being actively praticed today?
Sabotage in the 1940s equals management techniques today.
Hey, I see most of these being used every day!
TR
Wow, Thank You Sir, for posting this.
Amazing, pure and simple...:rolleyes:The company I work for, which is funded by the State & Federal Government, works like a blueprint of this pdf.
Well, am fighting "the man" every hour of every day, in my case, for a change! And one way or another, the voice of reason is going to prevail...weather they like it or not!
Holly
Monsoon65
04-02-2009, 16:10
Hmmmmm......sounds like a typical day at the Post Office to me!
Thanks!
Somebody went to the 2008 Enterprise 2.0. ;)
At the Enterprise 2.0 conference (which I didn’t attend), Don Burke and Sean Dennehey from the CIA gave a talk on Intellipedia, the CIA’s internal wikipedia. As part of their talk, they cited a manual, including, I’m told, this from page 28:
Posted on June 11th, 2008
http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/2008/06/11/simple-sabotage/
Richard's $.02 :munchin
What do you call a person who does the opposite?:lifter
"I'm NOT filling out any paperwork to fix a fucking gate!"
"That's enough of the pleasantries. No more tea! Just answer the question..."
"Eat and work at the same time."
"It don't take a lecture too say NO!"
"Do I look like a lawyer? KISS!"
"Does NOT require a conversation so, STFU and get it done!"
"What don't you understand about NO!"
"Oh it'll get done...just don't ask how!"
LMAO! Stay safe.
dr. mabuse
04-05-2009, 15:45
Ditto with TR. I've worked with companies ( and the city of Ft. Worthless no less) that must use this as a corporate guideline. Scary.
Here is the entire manual....... copy paste....... mikeshaw.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/oss-simple-sabotage-manual.pdf