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Tired of annoying pests? And yet, you still find offensive the wanton killing of any of God's creatures?
Use this Natural Enemies list to do your dirty work for you!
Frogs and toads -> Mosquitoes/flies/gnats
Cats -> Small furry creatures/birds
Dogs -> Mailmen/Jehovahs Witnesses/Mormons/Solicitors
Bears -> Gawdamm annoying tourists with huge Canon cameras/eco-kooks
A nuclear device -> Neighbors/Rogue States
ZonieDiver
03-31-2009, 10:31
I'll add:
car on blocks in the sideyard > yuppie neighbors!:D
I'll add:
car on blocks in the sideyard > yuppie neighbors!:D
Wouldn't work in some states - cars on blocks in the sideyard do belong to the yuppies - the ones in the front yard belong to the rest of the neighbors. :D
Richard's $.02 :munchin
ZonieDiver
03-31-2009, 12:14
Wouldn't work in some states - cars on blocks in the sideyard do belong to the yuppies - the ones in the front yard belong to the rest of the neighbors. :D
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Gosh, I miss Texas! :D
Gosh, I miss Texas! :D
And OK, AZ, NM, LA, MO, MS, GA, SC, AL, WV...etc. :p
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Red Flag 1
03-31-2009, 16:18
Tired of annoying pests? And yet, you still find offensive the wanton killing of any of God's creatures?
Use this Natural Enemies list to do your dirty work for you!
Frogs and toads -> Mosquitoes/flies/gnats
Cats -> Small furry creatures/birds
Dogs -> Mailmen/Jehovahs Witnesses/Mormons/Solicitors
Bears -> Gawdamm annoying tourists with huge Canon cameras/eco-kooks
A nuclear device -> Neighbors/Rogue States
Enough "beers" handle all annoying pests, IMMHO:D:D
Problem is the next day.........:boohoo
RF 1