Hostile0311
03-27-2009, 09:10
A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Liam O'Hanlon , a
local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Liam , like many of the Glasgow men folk, had little sense but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Liam was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with
the gorilla for £500 ?
Liam showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only
under four conditions:
1. "First", Liam said, "Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannae never tell naebody aboot this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Liam said, "I want all the weans raised as " Celtic fans."
Once again it was agreed.
4. "And last of all", Liam stated, "Ye'll need tae gie me anither week
to come up with the £500"
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Liam O'Hanlon , a
local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Liam , like many of the Glasgow men folk, had little sense but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Liam was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with
the gorilla for £500 ?
Liam showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only
under four conditions:
1. "First", Liam said, "Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannae never tell naebody aboot this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Liam said, "I want all the weans raised as " Celtic fans."
Once again it was agreed.
4. "And last of all", Liam stated, "Ye'll need tae gie me anither week
to come up with the £500"