View Full Version : Best Poser Yet!
JihadJilson
02-20-2009, 13:10
I really thought of posting this one in the Comedy Zone. Anyway here he is SOCOM Warrior Hero
WTF????? Please tell me this is a joke.....please.
A fugitive from 670-1?
Where did you run into him?
The spitting image of a Team Sergeant! :p Wonder how he got caught? Not only a poser...but a pu**y looking loser of a MFer to boot! :eek: I think the AGCM at the top of his ribbon rack was a nice touch.
Anybody ever seen a pic of Shelby Stanton--self-proclaimed hero, historian, thief, LIAR--in all his trumped up glory? He looks like he could be a close relative of this guy. :p
Richard's $.02 :munchin
blue02hd
02-20-2009, 15:38
His MOS insignia is crooked. Dead give away,,,,,,
His decorations in order... Good Conduct Medal, can't tell but looks like a Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal , Defense Superior Service Medal, I thought this was an Arcom but was told by an AF guy that it's a weapon expert ribbon, Army Service Ribbon, Army Reserve/National Guard Components Achievement Medal, Armed Forces Reserve Medal, (Another) Army Reserve/National Guard Components Achievement Medal, Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal, Armed Forces Service Medal, (Another) Armed Forces Service Medal, Army Achievement Medal...
Then he also has - Purple Heart, Army Distinguished Service Cross Medal, Silver Star, Bronze Star, Army Distinguished Service Medal, Spanish Campaign Medal??
He's got a Artillery Shoulder Cord, & Fourragere
A CIB, CMB, Master Jumpmaster, Airborne (separate from his JM wings), Pathfinder and a CAB, SF tab, Expert Rifle, Pistol and Grenade...
Unit awards - Army Presidential Unit Citation , Army Meritorious Unit Citation, and two I'm not sure what they are.
Also looks like he's got Army Combat Leadership Tabs but the look black.
Lastly he's got some type of SOCOM pins, and something that resembles a US Army pin...
Killer I tell you - one bad killing machine...
HMass18Z
02-20-2009, 15:44
Even as I see it . . . . it is hard to believe. WOW !
Blitzzz (RIP)
02-20-2009, 15:56
The flash is new ...just something else.
greenberetTFS
02-20-2009, 16:05
Look guys, You don't realize when you being put on.... This guy can't be for real, JJ is pulling our leg......:rolleyes: This guy wouldn't last very long walking around any public place decorated like he is with out someone calling him out.......;)
GB TFS :munchin
Peregrino
02-20-2009, 18:26
Naaaahhhh! It has to be real. The awards and decorations alone have to have cost several months worth of paychecks. He had to have been awarded that stuff cause nobody would spend that kind of money if it wasn't really earned! :D:p
Team Sergeant
02-20-2009, 21:06
Where did you guys get my (E-8) DA photo????
(From the sounds of your posts I guess now I know why I didn't make E-9......)
Team Sergeant
Now that is one example where,
if I saw him at our Office Depot in Clarksville, TN
(the city that includes Ft. Campbell, KY - home of the 101st Abn Div, 5th SFGA, 160th SOAR) I would have no problem walking up to him and punching him in the jaw as hard as I could.
Why? Because:
1 - No police officer would arrest.
2 - No District Attorney would seek presentment.
3 - No General Sessions Judge would bind it over.
4 - No Grand Jury would indict, and;
5 - No jury would convict.
Ambush Master
02-20-2009, 21:40
Now that is one example where,
if I saw him at our Office Depot in Clarksville, TN
(the city that includes Ft. Campbell, KY - home of the 101st Abn Div, 5th SFGA, 160th SOAR) I would have no problem walking up to him and punching him in the jaw as hard as I could.
Why? Because:
1 - No police officer would arrest.
2 - No District Attorney would seek presentment.
3 - No General Sessions Judge would bind it over.
4 - No Grand Jury would indict, and;
5 - No jury would convict.
Now that, somehow makes me feel GOOD!!!:D:munchin
I don't think I would have said a word...just walked to the nearest bar and started drinking.:eek:
Stay safe.
tom kelly
02-21-2009, 13:56
This idiot needs to be in prison or a mental facility for the criminally insane. How can these individuals keep getting away with this bullshit of desecrating the awards and decorations earned by the service men and woman and in some cases making the ultimate sacrifice of being KIA for the awards of valor. I doubt this ass was ever in the military let alone serving with the 5th Special Forces group in Vietnam. Regard's, tom kelly
He needs a haircut
His mustache is not within regulation
Anyone catch the name tag. (wrong font style and it's bold)
Tooooooo Funny!
http://www.atvgraphics.org/emoticons/Emoticons/JerryLaugh.gif
"He needs a haircut
His mustache is not within regulation
Anyone catch the name tag. (wrong font style and it's bold)
Tooooooo Funny! "
Nope...never seen anything like that running around Group. :D
Maybe this was taken on Halloween and he is the greeter at that Office Depot?
Then he'll go home and hand out candy to trick or treaters......
greenberetTFS
02-24-2009, 12:43
Maybe this was taken on Halloween and he is the greeter at that Office Depot?
Then he'll go home and hand out candy to trick or treaters......
Funny,very funny...............;):p:cool:
GB TFS :munchin
alright4u
02-24-2009, 13:34
http://www.macvsog.cc/collins,_william_davis.htm#COLLINS,%20WILLIAM%20DA VIS
Now this was an SF man? ROFLMAO.
Team Sergeant
02-24-2009, 13:40
http://www.macvsog.cc/collins,_william_davis.htm#COLLINS,%20WILLIAM%20DA VIS
Now this was an SF man? ROFLMAO.
LOLOLOL, the last hard day that guy saw was when he was standing in line behind rosie o'donnell at an all you can eat buffet.
Trip_Wire (RIP)
02-25-2009, 12:12
LOLOLOL, the last hard day that guy saw was when he was standing in line behind rosie o'donnell at an all you can eat buffet.
TS:
In viewing the SF groups listed by the article it claims there was no 17th SFG(A). This is false. There was a US Army Reserve 17th SFG(A) in 1961. The Group HQs was here in Seattle at Ft. Lawton, WA.
I was a member of that Group in 1961 and stayed with it until it was deactivated and all members were placed in Bco 12th SFG(A), first at Ft. Lawton then to Sandpoint NAS Seattle.
Team Sergeant
02-25-2009, 14:03
TS:
In viewing the SF groups listed by the article it claims there was no 17th SFG(A). This is false. There was a US Army Reserve 17th SFG(A) in 1961. The Group HQs was here in Seattle at Ft. Lawton, WA.
I was a member of that Group in 1961 and stayed with it until it was deactivated and all members were placed in Bco 12th SFG(A), first at Ft. Lawton then to Sandpoint NAS Seattle.
I'm not going to dispute the old SF groups, from what I've read there were dozens of NG and Reserve Groups started and then deactivated. I don't think anyone has all that history in one place.;)
And SFAHQ.com is not the SFA and they are not even associated with the real Special Forces Association.;)
Did you read the old boys actual military records?
TS
greenberetTFS
02-25-2009, 16:15
http://www.macvsog.cc/collins,_william_davis.htm#COLLINS,%20WILLIAM%20DA VIS
Now this was an SF man? ROFLMAO.
This guy is really unbelievable....:eek: The balls he has to claim "2" MOH's should give the FBI enough to have him and his BS buddy busted for the Stolen Valor crime.
It's just incredible. Why are they always claiming being Special Forces? :rolleyes:
GB TFS :munchin
greenberetTFS
02-26-2009, 12:51
Just have one more comment to make. It came from a recent friend of mine. It's simply put like this " If you play with reality,reality will play with you"......I think that is the case here.............:(
GB TFS :munchin
Blitzzz (RIP)
03-02-2009, 23:16
Chris Garland
Here's a real shit head. Tells eveyrone he does special "jobs" for the government. and served with Special Forces and the Rangers. Local paper outed him but he could use some more. His style is very realistic and hard but his bull shit is uncalled for. Sorta like Smokey( for those who know)
http://www.nashvillescene.com/2005-04-21/news/the-karate-kidder/
SpetsnaZ
03-02-2009, 23:25
http://http://www.nashvillescene.com/2005-04-21/news/the-karate-kidder/
Blitzzz...
That link didn't work, I think this is what you meant
http://www.nashvillescene.com/2009-02-26/news/romance-obsession-and-a-weird-suit-over-an-alleged-beat-down/ :D
SpetsnaZ
03-02-2009, 23:29
Blitzzz,
Oh snap!?!?
Now it works... my bad :D
Master Chris Garland recently returned from the Middle East where he was embedded with Special Operations as a government contractor. Chris was training Special Op's military members in hand-to-hand combat as well as other classified duties. Master Garland continues to conducts seminars US Special Op's personal, Police, Sheriff and Federal agencies regularly.
Recently, Master Garland opened his seminars up to traditional martial artist without a military or police back ground, this is truly a great opportunity for traditional martial artist to see the combat applications of martial arts. It is not often you actually get to training with a master that walks the walk.
http://www.pressbox.co.uk/detailed/Education/Shudokan_Ryu_is_hosting_Master_Chris_Garland_Jin_J ung_Kwan_Hapkido_at_USC_for_martial_arts_seminar_4 6760.html
He's been making these claims about his 'classified' experiences for a long time. Here's somebody else who 'mistakenly' spoke of Garland's SO background. :mad:
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Blitzzz (RIP)
03-10-2009, 18:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CitgE3Gz6OE
Team Sergeant
03-10-2009, 22:20
Blitzzz,
Chris Garland of Nashville Tn. Moronic Poser has already been outed.;)
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17255
Who's employing him ? Xe? LOL
Wonder if he's called / written Mary Schantag to have him removed from there as well??
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies1190.htm :lifter
Too late poser Chris R. Garland. :munchin
I really thought of posting this one in the Comedy Zone. Anyway here he is SOCOM Warrior Hero
He's probably an esteemed BTDT over on the Military.com form. :munchin
I swear it looks like he's in Walmart, which would pretty well explain everything, the place is full of ass clowns, it's worse than my worse 60's acid trip.
DOL - Dutch
He must have gotten a copy of Bo Grit'z 670-1.
http://www.nndb.com/people/286/000025211/bo-gritz-2-sized.jpg
I swear it looks like he's in Walmart, which would pretty well explain everything, the place is full of ass clowns, it's worse than my worse 60's acid trip.
DOL - Dutch
The sign over his left ear says Office Depot!
Hognose (RIP)
06-23-2012, 08:09
He must have gotten a copy of Bo Grit'z 670-1.
Bo might have had no idea how to pin them on, but it's likely those are all really his own gongs.
There's a great picture of him in khakis (great uniform, eliminated 30 years ago) with about five foreign jump wings on the right breast. Thing is, at one time that was legal. (the jump wings, not the silly display in the photo you posted).
His son Jim who liked to be called "Bo" also went SF, but was... how shall I put this diplomatically... ah screw it... a total waste of skin.
Here's one I ran across on a blog for a photographer in Philadelphia. I'm not sure whether he's posing as some sort of vet or a retired Chinese Fire Marshall on his way to yet another fire drill. Amazing. :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
Kyobanim
06-23-2012, 10:31
That one looks like a drum major
greenberetTFS
06-23-2012, 13:43
He's actually in command of the "Oompa Lumpas".........:rolleyes:
Big Teddy :munchin