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The Reaper
02-17-2009, 16:33
Just in today.
I cannot believe that people are still falling for this idiocy.
TR
From The Desk Of:
Professor Charles Soludo,
Executive Governor,
Central Bank Of Nigeria .
ATTN: Honourable Contractor,
RE: IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT CONTRACT #: AV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
On behalf of the entire Staff of the Central Bank of Nigeria and the Federal Government of Nigeria in collaboration with IMF and World Bank. We apologise for the delay of your Contract Payment and all the Inconveniences you encountered while pursuing this payment.
However,from the Records of outstanding Contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria, your Name and Company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding Contractors who have not yet received their payments.
I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole and your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Also note that from the record in my file, your outstanding Contract Payment is
US$10,700,000.00 (Ten Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).
Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:
Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Complete Address:________________________
Name of City of Residence:____________________
Country:______________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:______________________
Mobile Number:________________________________
AGE :_________________________________________
Fax Number:___________________________________
Occupation: _____________sex___________________
Nearest airport:______________________________
Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:________________________________
DO YOU HAVE HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT YES/NO _____________________
As soon as the above mentioned details are received, your payment will be made to you via diplomatic courier delivery inaccordance to World Bank and IMF recommendations. A diplomat with international travel immunity will be
contracted to deliver the funds at your doorstep.
YOURS SINCERELY,
PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO,
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
Soft Target
02-17-2009, 16:37
Reaper-san: Thank you so much for the info. I can hardly wait to begin the process to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity and the rewards. Thanks again.
Red Flag 1
02-17-2009, 16:38
"Square peg in a square hole".
Fill in, answer, and you will know what that means.
You are right TR, pure idiocy!
RF 1
Timberwolf3
02-17-2009, 16:46
$10.7 million, and all I have to do is fill in a few empty lines... what a deal!!!!! Does anyone think that I could contact them ahead of time and maybe get it in $20's and $5's? I really don't trust too many clerks making change when I break a $100
Hello, How are you today? I hope you are fine. If so thank be to God almigthy. please excuse me, I saw your contact email while browsing through the internet so I decided to contact you despite that I have not seen you in person. It will be my pleasure to communicate with you. My name is Sandra John, 25 years from Liberia in West Africa. I am single girl looking for honest and nice person. Somebody who care and fear God whom I can partner with. I don't care about your colour or ethnicity.
I would like to know you more, most especially what you like and what you dislike.I'm sending you this beautiful mail, with a
wish for much happiness. I am looking forward to hear from.
Thanks and God bless.
Love from,
Miss Sandra
DEAR
I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you, but do consider it as an emergency. I am Miss Grace John from Liberia in west Africa, now seeking for refuge in Dakar Senegal under the (UNHCR).
My (late) father Dr. Ray Benson, was the managing director of Rainbow Gold and Diamond Mine company in (Liberia. But he was killed along side with my mother during the longing civil war and all his properties were totally destroyed.
However, after their death I managed to escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE (US$5.9m) Five million nine hundred thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in a foreign bank. Which I am the next of kin.
Meanwhile, I am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foreign personality to help me transfer the money over to his/her country and into possession pending my arrival to meet with you.
Furthermore, you can contact the bank for confirmation and I will issue a letter of authorization on your name, that will enable the Bank to deal with you on my behalf. I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your wife and manage the money.
Conclusively, I wish you send me a reply immediately as soon as you receive this proposal to my personal address
Until then, I remain with the best regards
Miss Grace Ray
Hello,
I am compelled to reach you in this way and tell you about something that
affects your future in fact it is the main reason you are here on earth.
Are you sure of your future and where you will be in the hereafter? My
friend please read this message to its end,it might be the last time you will be
hearing the appeal of One who cares so much about you to the extent of His dying for your justification.
We all tend to go through life without focusing on the source of life and the
reason for living. Dear friend are you saved? Being saved is not about having a
life insurance or contingencies against physical human needs and wants. If only
you will open your eyes to see today that all our rush and hurrying from day to
day with the chores we meet in life will not in the end bring us contentment
neither will accumulating wealth or living in the best houses or owning the most successful businesses.
The way of all flesh is death and after that judgment.If you were to live to be
a hundred you would still die and after death begins eternity,where would you
spend it.Don't be like the rich man in the Bible who after dying and has gone to
hell, a place of eternal anguish, cries to be given a second chance to come to
earth. There is no repentance after death.
Jesus Christ is the Way the Truth and the Life. Come to him today and let him
give you rest. For he says in his words"come unto me all ye who labour and are
heavy laden and I will give you rest"
God loves you and wants you saved.It doesn't take any long ceremony or going through different stages to be saved. For it is written in the Word of God " with the heart man believes unto righteousness and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation"
Go down on your kneels today and pray this simple prayer: "Lord Jesus, I believe you are the son of God, I believe you came to this world and died for me,I believe God raised you from the dead for my justification.Come into my heart today and become Lord of my life".
You will be saved. And the peace of God which surpasses any peace that the world knows will be yours.
Trust in the Lord today.
Kindred
I get love letters!!!!! :mad::mad::mad:
I get love letters!!!!!
Maybe they've seen those old Senor Salami of the Foreign Legion movies you made with John Homes where he looked like a pre-pubescent kid in comparison. :rolleyes:
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Maybe they've seen those old Senor Salami of the Foreign Legion movies you made with John Homes where he looked like a pre-pubescent kid in comparison. :rolleyes:
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Hay, Kid,, at least spell my name correctly,, It's Ronald Jeremy Hyatt and my buddy,, John Curtis Holmes :cool: :D
Is that a buoy in your avatar...or are you just happy to be here? :D
Richard's $.02 :munchin
I love getting those and the emails from the chicks who think my (non-existent) Yahoo, MSN, or whatever profile picture is so handsome and sexy. Hey I know I am getting older, but I don't think I am growing a beard and chest hair just yet. :p
The webcomic Penny Arcade had a few things to say on the subject here... (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/03/28/)
Note to DoD: get Hollish into SFQC Phase IV to prevent this tragedy.
I love getting those and the emails from the chicks who think my (non-existent) Yahoo, MSN, or whatever profile picture is so handsome and sexy. Hey I know I am getting older, but I don't think I am growing a beard and chest hair just yet. :p
Oh meeeee too. But I think those beat the Viagra or Ciallis emails I used to receive. :rolleyes:
I also have supposedly have admirers of my Facebook page...except I don't have a Facebook page. Silly.
LOL I still get the penis enlargement and Viagra ones. Sadly, I am without need of either at the moment.
Don't ya just LOVE the "you have a crush" ones? My mother-in-law actually fell for that one thinking I was trying to reach her (don't ask cause I have no idea why) and now I keep getting emails that she wants to "connect" with me.
I have a whole separate email account for my junk mail that I use when a site requires an email address, and I get some whoppers on there.