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greenberetTFS
01-20-2009, 14:36
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...

The perks of reaching 50, or being over 60 and heading towards 70 are:

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03.No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same time.........;)

GB TFS :munchin

Longstreet
01-20-2009, 14:39
I am looking forward to being that age as I will be able to use my ball's to tell when the grass needs cutting.

Kyobanim
01-20-2009, 14:55
I can relate to this list on so many levels. :) Good one!

Soft Target
01-20-2009, 15:35
Thanks, TFS. You have made my day. I ain't the only one.

Red Flag 1
01-20-2009, 16:42
TFS,

Metamucil has become a great discovery!


RF 1

Saoirse
01-21-2009, 01:30
:( Some of that does apply to us over 40 crowd too!
BUT...only a few! LOL :)