BMT (RIP)
01-12-2009, 10:01
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in LasVegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what
cut do the girls get?' 'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she
answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.' 'That's more like it!' the
union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. 'I'd like her,' he said. 'I'm
sure you would, sir,' said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here
has 67 years seniority, and according to union rules, she's next.'
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what
cut do the girls get?' 'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she
answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.' 'That's more like it!' the
union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. 'I'd like her,' he said. 'I'm
sure you would, sir,' said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here
has 67 years seniority, and according to union rules, she's next.'