Penn
01-10-2009, 19:56
or more of wine........... and to those who don't.
As Ben Franklin once said: In wine, there is wisdom,
in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.
Through a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have discovered that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
So Remember: Water = Poop, While Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service
As Ben Franklin once said: In wine, there is wisdom,
in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.
Through a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have discovered that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
So Remember: Water = Poop, While Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service