Roguish Lawyer
06-09-2004, 10:41
A picture is worth a thousand words.
LMAO.
Here is a story. I was away on a football tournament and we all got really liquored up the second night (we didn't have a game until 3pm since we were in the winner's bracket.)
Well, I was one of the last to hit the sack, sometime around 4am. But not the last apparently, since I woke up - mattress and all - on the balcony. In a blizzard. With snow all over me and the covers. The guys dragged my passed out ass into the storm, mattress and all. Folded me up like a taco is how I remember them telling the story.
I wake up and get inside - it was 12 degrees in Buffalo. Nobody is awake yet so I stumble into the shower, fumbling around and banging into the shower wall.
My eyes must have been slits because when I got dried off and went to brush my teeth I noticed it was really minty. So I am walking around the hotel room kicking guys awake. Again I notice how minty the toothpaste is, and must have mentioned it. Just then one of the guys gets into the bathroom and says:
"Jackass, that's not toothpaste. That's my Icy Hot."
Doh!